Martin: Mario: Who's that good looking guy?
Martin: Birdo: It's one thing for my reflection to be worse shaded than me, but does it have to be
Martin: bald?!
Martin: Bowser's gonna be real disappointed when he wakes up...

Ruairi M. Koopa: Peach: Man does that dress clash.
Ruairi M. Koopa: Toad: Am I that fat?
Ruairi M. Koopa: Birdo: I've lost my bow! I'm ugly! Ugly!
Ruairi M. Koopa: Mario: Cool! I look like a ball of flame in this mirror.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Mario: Man, I've gained weight
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Birdo: Yay! I've finally found my long lost twin sister.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: Who are you?
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Peach: OH MY GOSH! This is horrible! I gained 10 pounds!
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: Hey! These aren't mirrors, they're paintings!

Wooster: You'll see all this and less in the latest installment of the Mario Brother's Saga: Mario and
Wooster: Friends Lose Their Employment Benefits.

Dylan: Mario: Bowser wants to battle. Bowser sent out fireball. Go Goomba!
Dylan: Mario: Sorry Bowser. 7 years of bad luck.
Dylan: Bowser: 7 years of bad luck isn't that bad. Mario's still gonna beat me up, you know.
Dylan: Peach: Hey, I look good!

Bobby: This is what happens when the comic Fun House goes horribly wrong.
Bobby: Toad: Does this make me look fat?
Bobby: Too bad Bowser received 7 years of bad luck!
Bobby: Mario: Am I that ugly like that Bowser reflection?

dethwing: And you thought that disguise wouldn't fool anyone.

Dark Koopa: Birdo's Reflection: NOOOO! Wendy stole my bow!
Dark Koopa: Toad: Wow. I need to go easy on the pork loaf.
Dark Koopa: Bowser: AHHH! Must kill the ugly!
Dark Koopa: Mario: That's-a spicy meat-a-ball! **GOOD PRIZE**

mathgrant: Mario's seven years of bad luck for breaking the mirror began sooner than anyone
mathgrant: thought. ***FIRST PRIZE***
mathgrant: Mario: MAMAMIA! I didn't know-a I looked like a giant-a fireball that's heading-a towards
mathgrant: me now-a!
mathgrant: Toad: Why do I have to get the ^!%^@#% Makes-You-Look-Fat Mirror?!
mathgrant: Step right up and try out the Mirrors of Your True Self, for only 100 coins!

Tommy Koopa: Four fun park tickets: 300 coins; broken mirror repairs: 500 coins; defeating your
Tommy Koopa: arch-enemy with him all thinking it's just a Fun House mirror trick: Priceless.
Tommy Koopa: Mario: Boy, do I need to shave.

Metru-Koopa: When Bowser altered the controls of Luigi's Mansion; now when you focus on a mirror, Metru-Koopa: Bowser's firebreath will plow through.
Metru-Koopa: Mario: Wow, my reflection looks weird!
Metru-Koopa: Bowser and Mario fight over the broken mirror in an attempt to sell it off eBay.
Metru-Koopa: Toad: OH NO! I NEED TO GO ON A DIET!

Perky Yoshi 2000: Bowser: AHHHH! I'M UGLY!!!

Star_Daniel: How many plans has Bowser thought of for a funny mirror? Just this one!

look behind you: Mario: How-a realistic!

Lil Miss Game & Watch: I've had dreams like this...
Lil Miss Game & Watch: Toad: Hey Peach, why are we float- augh!

Gold Yoshi: Peach just realized she was fat.
Gold Yoshi: Toad: My cap's too big.
Gold Yoshi: Mario doesn't know that's Bowser and not his reflection.

Huge Iggy fan: Mario: Hahahaha! This mirror makes me look like a fireball that Bowser spits at
Huge Iggy fan: me to kill me!

Porygonlover322: Toad: WHY AM I SO FREAKING BIG?!
Porygonlover322: Peach: HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A DRYARD!!!
Porygonlover322: Birdo: A Time Mirror?
Porygonlover322: Mario: (softly) What in the name of... what's going on?
Porygonlover322: Bowser: Mario caps make me Mario?

big bangin boo: Mario looking in mirror: Who's THAT handsome guy? :-)
big bangin boo: Toad looking in mirror: Hey, this mirror gave me a nose!!!
big bangin boo: Princess Peach: EEEEEKKK! This mirror makes you look like Bowser!!!
big bangin boo: Birdo: WOW! This mirror makes my bow look BEAUTIFUL!!!

Cheeseboy: Mario: Hey guys, this mirror feels tingly.
Cheeseboy: Another reason why the carnival is evil.

MarioFanaticXV: Bowser: And they say breaking a mirror is bad luck... If so then why is Mario about MarioFanaticXV: to get fried by me and... NO!!! OUCH!!! I hate the Metal Cap!!!

flareon: There's a lesson here: Never eat raspberries!

Luigisbigbreak: Apparently, Mario doesn't know about his impending doom...

Boshee: Mario: I never did-a like-a modern art-a much...
Boshee: Birdo in mirror: Hehe, my reflection looks silly; I'd never wear a bow!
Boshee: Anti-matter Peach: Hmm. I thought matter was just a theory.

Beautiful Boo: Toad: Boy, that pasta went to my thighs! I need to go on a diet and fast!
Beautiful Boo: Birdo: To the beauty saloon!

Handsome Boo: Toad: Fee fi fo fum, you're looking into a mirror, dum dum! **GOOD PRIZE**

Alexander von Koopa: Mario: How handsome I look!

Dylan: Mario: The strange thing is, the package says that the mirror is unbreakable. I know! It's
Dylan: unbreakable until it's broken!

Gamechamp: Mario: The mirror must be saying I'm burning calories!

Da Real Kooky: 'The effects of too many Starmen.'

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