Contest 91
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MetaKnight: Goomba: Don't ask me about my day.

Dark Koopa: Rob-omb: Don't come any closer or I'll open this page! I'll do it! I'm semi-crazy! **GOOD
Dark Koopa: PRIZE**

Fawfuls Friend: Goomba: Stupid computer. Now I'm never going to find a way to remove this plunger from Fawfuls Friend: my mouth, and the mustard from Bob-omb's fuse.

Gabriel Rodriguez: Goomba: I hope we don't get caught...

Boolia: Bob-omb: Awwwwww! How come I can't go on the Internet?

Petey Piranha Fan: Rob-omb: Nope, glue doesn't work. Pass me the plunger!
Petey Piranha Fan: Party Goomba: What do you mean we can't get there?! And here I brought all my party
Petey Piranha Fan: gear for nothing!
Petey Piranha Fan: So the two friends walked away, not knowing that if they had pressed the refresh button,
Petey Piranha Fan: the page would have opened.
Petey Piranha Fan: Party Goomba: Trying to break in, are ya? I'll have you know that using glue isn't gonna
Petey Piranha Fan: work!
Petey Piranha Fan: Rob-omb: Look, I appreciate you helping me try to get in, but your plunger and glue have
Petey Piranha Fan: not been the least bit helpful.
Petey Piranha Fan: Little did they know, www.rob-omb_rox.com had been glued to a virus.

Eely mouth947: Party Goomba: Step away from the "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" DVD. Don't make me
Eely mouth947: plunge you.

Dylan: Rob-omb: I know I'm not a computer mechanic, but I don't think fixing the computer with a toilet
Dylan: plunger is a good idea.
Dylan: Rob-omb: Gasp! The computer is broken! I only have one thing to turn to now- my mustard.
Dylan: Goomba: Are you sure we are not just repeating what happened last Caption Contest?
Dylan: Rob-omb: Ok, there are three things that could have happened to my site. 1. The computer doesn't
Dylan: like me. 2. The computer doesn't like you. 3. The computer doesn't exist.
Dylan: Rob-omb: There is only one thing to do at a time like this. HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP!

Prince Peasley: Afterwards they tried www.goomba_rules.com only to find that that doesn't work either.

marioslilgrl: Goomba: This is the worst birthday I ever had.

General Cheep: Lemmy: I'm not paying these guys....
General Cheep: Goomba: Are you sure you know what you're doing?

John Rosado: Rob-omb: Err... More mustard for your plunger?

Chain Chompo: Goomba: Are we trying to make a project, or clean the toilet?!

Jess Koopa: Rob-omb: I'm so glad I'm working for Ludwig Computer Co, because now I don't have to
Jess Koopa: explode anymore! Oh wait...

Tommy Koopa: Rob-omb: I guess this is how Musturd of Doom effects the Internet. **GOOD PRIZE**
Tommy Koopa: Goomba: Is this where Mario's birthday party is being held?

Koopus: Goombella: (reading aloud) Koops's allergy to musturd combined with his fear of party-crazed
Koopus: Goomba-plumbers has a resulting explosive effect strong enough to transform him into a Rob-omb
Koopus: and crash his computer...
Koopus: The infestation of the life-sucking tear drops at its latest...
Koopus: How many idiots actually went to www.rob-omb_roX.com?

Parakarry123$: Goomba: *sigh* I TOLD you that there's no Q in "following"! No wonder he loses in four
Parakarry123$: seconds in "Spell the word Cat" everytime friends come over!
Parakarry123$: Goomba: It's called the "Lost Page", not the
Parakarry123$: "Here-it-is-page-come-inside-and-have-a-milkshake!"

The Fuzzy: Goomba: I told you not to get glue involved with this!

Kirby 25: Bob-omb: You forgot our net so no party for you.
Kirby 25: Goomba: Move it so we can see the unimportant text.
Kirby 25: Computer: Sorry but your dream website is not applicable for the real world.

Davtwan: I hate adware...

Dr. Hannah: Goomba: I told you to ask for directions! But, noooo, Mr. "Ultimate Map-Literate Glue Emperor"!
Dr. Hannah: ***FIRST PRIZE***
Dr. Hannah: Rob-omb and Goomba finally learn that trading their car and map for some glue and a plunger
Dr. Hannah: wasn't exactly one of their smartest ideas.

Fawfuls friend: Person on Computer: Hey look! Computer viruses got a whole new look.
Fawfuls friend: Rox: Awww. Don't worry, kid, we'll put the party on right here! Instead of on our site.

bonzi boo: Bob-omb: Oops... Well... I guess this isn't lemmykoopa.com.

BEEZER: I'M SORRY BUT THE PAGE "LEMMY'S CAPTIONS" CANNOT BE FOUND.

MarioFanaticXV: Rob-omb learned the most important rule of fan sites the hard way: never open an Email
MarioFanaticXV: without virus protection!
MarioFanaticXV: Not even his mustard could protect Rob-omb from the dreaded plunger-eating Goomba
MarioFanaticXV: virus!

Iggy4Ever: "This mustard cannot be found, due to excessive Bob-ombs on The Party Site."

Eely mouth947: When will Bob-ombs learn that computers and mustard don't mix?!

Kirbyfancobra: Rob-omb: Don't mess with me, I HAVE MUSTARD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Narrator: Mustard... $8 on Mastercard. Plunger... $17 on Mastercard. Realizing that
Miles "Thumbs" Power: making a website is harder than it looks... priceless.

Denny W. Koopa: Megamorphers! Bob-omb + Waluigi = Mustard Bomb! Goomba + Mario + Toad's hat Denny W. Koopa: formed into a cone = Party Plumber Goomba!

Cheeseboo: Rob-omb: Um... yeah. Will I go to jail for this?
Cheeseboo: This is just one of Rob-omb's evil plans; you should've seen how he convinced Wario to do the
Cheeseboo: hustle.

Dupli-Puff: Computer over. Virus=very yes.
Dupli-Puff: Goomba: How many times have I told you, www.rob-omb_rox.com would be full of lies if it were
Dupli-Puff: real!
Dupli-Puff: Rob-omb: It could be worse; at least it didn't call me Rob.

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