Wario: Master of Disguise

Ab Annihilator: This device will give you rock-hard abs in only seconds a day. Then you can hit them with a sledgehammer while friends and co-workers stare in awe. Worth $140. Found by ghettobananachris.

Amazing Massage Chair: The most comfortable massage chair in the world. Created by a yoga master who gained the ability to travel through time, this chair has the power to liquefy your muscles in seconds. Worth $100. Found by ghettobananachris.

Ancient Waterworks Map: A map detailing all the accessible areas in the Ancient Waterworks. Found by ghettobananachris.

Arty Guise Gem: Lets you turn into Arty Wario. As Arty Wario, you can draw a single block anywhere you like, but you have to stand still. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Arty Mastery Gem: Lets Arsy Wario draw 3 blocks at once,  and also gives him the ability to draw health. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Black Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Sparky disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Blue Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Captain disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Booby-Trapped Magnet Car: This car uses electromagnets to hover above the ground. Unfortunately, if it ever drops below 50 miles per hour, the car EXPLODES! Worth $280. Found by ghettobananachris.

Captain Guise Gem: Lets Wario transform into Captain Wario, who floats in water and can row to get through currents. Found by ghettobananachris.

Celebrity of the Hour Poster: This poster exudes sassiness and confidence! But it will also be the subject of gossip and fall out of style in less than six months. Such is fame. Worth $210. Found by ghettobananachris.

Clever Sidekick: A hilarious sidekick. Everybody needs one of these babies. He promises to guffaw loudly at every joke you make, no matter how lame it might be. Worth $37. Found by ghettobananachris.

Cosmic Guise Gem: Lets you turn into Cosmic Wario and shoot lasers from a ray gun. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Cosmic Mastery Gem: Allows Cosmic Wario's laser shots to bounce around a few times. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Crazy Delicious Bamboo: This is the tastiest bamboo you've ever had. Even the panda, mightiest and most cold-hearted of all creatures, will weep with delight when he samples it. Worth $30. Found by ghettobananachris.

Cutie-Pie Hypno Specs: A girl wearing these will appear to be the most beautiful creature ever to descend from the heavens. Dangerous spectacles, to be sure. Worth $4,341. Found by ghettobananachris.

Doors: Open these to get to new areas. This amazing concept is not yet fully understood. Found by ghettobananachris.

Dragon Guise Gem: Lets Wario transform into Dragon Wario, who can breathe fire and weighs more than the other forms, letting him phase through thin platforms. Found by ghettobananachris.

Failed Teenage Romance Diary: A diary crammed with sad memories of failed teenage romances. From disastrous prom dates to intercepted study hall notes, you can relive the awkwardness of yesteryear...today! Worth $8,364. Found by ghettobananachris.

False Beard of Might: A stick-on beard that lends class to even the plainest face. However, the glue is so powerful that it can never be removed, so make the first attempt count! Worth $139. Found by ghettobananachris.

Fancy Ramen Noodle Soup: This ramen contains a single gold ingot that was once owned by a queen of heartbreaking beauty. Oh, an it's got pork in it, too. Rumor says that it grants you eternal life... and trichinosis. Worth $6,409. Found by ghettobananachris.

Fanny Armor: This cast-iron rear-end guard helps prevent all manner of unwanted goosings. Strap it on and walk the street with pride! Worth $6,320. Found by ghettobananachris.

Fool's Candy: If you give this candy to a stranger, they will believe whatever you say. Keep away from used car salesmen and those weird dudes who strap signs to themselves and dance around. Worth $7,901. Found by ghettobananachris.

Formal Salmon Lure: A fishing lure with a natty cummerbund. This spinning lure snags only the classiest of fish, like salmon and carp. Worth $239. Found by ghettobananachris.

Friendly Clown Autograph: Clownie the clown is the least frightening of all clowns, which is why his autograph is highly prized among coulrophobics... Go look it up. Worth $379. Found by ghettobananachris.

Fully Automated Pinwheel: This pinwheel moves even without wind. Pinwheel purists say this is unnatural and evil, and must be stopped at all costs... Stupid purists. Worth $380. Found by ghettobananachris.

Fusty Golden Candle: This candle's gold wax may impress all you rich friends, but we highly recommend against lighting it. The thing smells
like rendered hog fat. Worth $10,073. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Genius Guise Gem: Lets Wario transform into Genius Wario, who can see hidden passages. Found by ghettobananachris.

Genius Mastery Gem: Lets Genius Wario attack with a punching glove mechanism able to break certain blocks and press unique switches. Found by ghettobananachris.

Green Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Genius disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Green Treasure Chests: This variation of the Red Treasure Chest differs only in that it contains Guise Gems, Mastery Gems, and Vita Mightys in them. Found by ghettobananachris.

Has-Been Celebrity Photo: A magical photo of a washed-up celebrity that has the power to make even sleepy accountants scream like little girls. Worth $368. Found by ghettobananachris.

Hat Switch: A hat similar to Wario's that can be used to save one's game in the middle of a level. Found by ghettobananachris.

Haunted Television: A haunted ectoplasma TV that features outstanding picture quality, unbelievable surround sound, and murderous poltergeists bent on revenge. Worth $492. Found by ghettobananachris.

Hearts: Pick up these to regain health. Found by ghettobananachris.

Hilarity Machine: The AutoPun 4000 straps to the mouth and forces the user to create bad pun after bad pun without mercy. Great for lazy comedians. worth $809. Found by ghettobananachris.

Homework-O-Matic: A hat that does you homework for you. Unfortunately, a design flaw causes it to occasionally slip the phrase "by the great beard of mighty Zeus!" into essay questions. Worth $5,891. Found by ghettobananachris.

I Love You Lunchbox: Give this lunchbox to the object of your affection and watch the sparks fly! Contains one sandwich and chips, but cannot be traded for the other kid's pizza slice. Worth $298. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Infield Diamond Dirt: Infield dirt from a minor league baseball field. Drenched with the tears and sweat of disappointed players, it is rumored that eating this dirt will make your favorite team win the pennant. Worth $7,419. Found by ghettobananachris.

Kneecap Guards: This armor stops people from trying to kneecap you. It's the must-have gift of the year for hired goons and figure skaters alike. Worth $5,974. Found by ghettobananachris.

Majestic Heart-Shaped Straw: A humorous straw with two sipping holes. He who can drink it alone shall go down in history as a true king among men! Worth $110. Found by ghettobananachris.

Malodorous Keepsake: A solid gold keepsake that reeks of spoiled cheese and wet carpeting. Scientists the world over are baffled as to why this is. Worth $15,917. Found by ghettobananachris.

Matching Frilly Pink T-Shirts: A matching set of pink T-Shirts that say "Look out, world! I'm filled with joy! Delicious, pink-colored joy!" The advantage of saying such a thing is debatable. Worth $935. Found by ghettobananachris.

Mighty Trucker Panda: A mighty panda who also drives a tow truck on the weekends. He lives on a special diet of hugs and carb-free bamboo. Worth $206. Found by ghettobananachris.

Money Bag: Attack this in different ways to receive different amounts of cash. The first attack is the one that counts, for all the other attacks on the bag produce one coin each. Found by ghettobananachris.

Mouse Trap Gum: This jewel of a gag was developed overseas. If you master where and how to employ it, you will be the life of any black-tie gala! Worth $491. Found by ghettobananachris.

Mustache Wax: Cannoli's very own mustache wax. Applied liberally, it can turn your soup strainer into a deadly pointed weapon. En garde! Worth $373. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Nifty Wario Poster: A poster of Wario. That's all. Just a poster. Oh, and it smells like garlic if you scratch it. How very charming. Worth $8,355. Found by ghettobananachris.

North Pole Ice Cubes: Ice harvested from the North Pole itself! Don't be fooled by cheap imitation South Pole ice. This stuff contains elves! Worth $20. Found by ghettobananachris.

Orange Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Arty disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Paranoid Bear Carving: It may look like a nice little bear carving, but it's actually a malevolent alien robot sent to spy on your every move. Don't turn around. Worth $93. Found by ghettobananachris.

Pink Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Wicked disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Pompadour of Legend: A collapsible pompadour that stretches almost nineteen feet in length. Though somewhat uncomfortable to wear, the secret inner pocket can hold loose change or small pets. Worth $479. Found by ghettobananachris.

Purple Treasure Chest: This chest contains key items and maps, but just like the other two types of treasure chests, you must beat a minigame first! Found by ghettobananachris.

Queenly Ear Hair: The ear hair that launched a thousand ships and turned brother against brother. It shines with a waxy brilliance when blown by the wind. Worth $5,456. Found by ghettobananachris.

"Rare" Collectable Figurine: This super-rare Cannoli figurine is one of only 65,535 in existence. It emits a somewhat oily scent when rubbed. Order yours today! Supply is limited! Worth $145. Found by ghettobananachris.

Rare Gem Cereal: A breakfast cereal made from actual emeralds. Try not to swallow it whole, or you may have an unpleasant surprise in the evening. Worth $4,096. Found by ghettobananachris.

Ray Gun: Cosmic Wario's own ray gun. Touch the screen to shoot. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Really Boring Firework: This looks like a dull firework, but many feel it to be a true piece of avant-garde art that expresses the depth of the human search for existence in ways heretofore unseen... But it's still dull. Worth $270. Found by ghettobananachris.

Red Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Dragon disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Red Treasure Chests: These classic items contain treasures, but they can only be obtained if one can defeat the trap/minigame first. This type of treasure chest contains loot! Found by ghettobananachris.

Rich Man's Ice Cream: This unbelievably tasty foie gras ice cream comes from caviar-fed cows that sleep on mattresses stuffed with the world's finest straw. But it still smells of dairy air. Worth $171. Found by ghettobananachris.

S.S. Caviar Map: A map of the cruiseliner the S.S. Caviar. Found by ghettobananachris.

Sandals of Infamy: These sandals hold the soul of a famous artist. Wearing them will make you twice as popular as you were before, especially with snobby art-types. Worth $79. Found by ghettobananachris.

Scary Bug in Amber: This amber-encased bug contains both wonderful dinosaur DNA and horrible prehistoric diseases. Crack it open at your own risk. Worth $25,688. Found by ghettobananachris.

Scary Mr. Bunny: This cute bunny has a fluffy body, but its red eyes glisten with an evil ferocity that is borne out of pure rage. Keep away from children. Worth $79. Found by ghettobananachris.

Scary Wrestler Mask: A mask for a rough-and-tumble antihero that hides inside your darkest heart. All who see this mask tremble at its mighty visage. Worth $709. Found by ghettobananachris.

Seven-Leaf Clover: This amazing seven-leaf clover blows those lame four-leaf clovers out of the water. Try to not explode with luckiness. Worth $105. Found by ghettobananachris.

Silver Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Cosmic disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

Smithsnorian Museum Map: A map of the Smithsnorian Museum, allowing an easier navigation of the oddly complex establishment. Found by ghettobananachris.

Sneezemore Cave Map: A map of the icy mountain cave called the Sneezemore Cave. Found by ghettobananachris.

Somewhat-Useless Morphing Belt: A belt with the ability to transform into other shapes. But once altered, it can never go back to its true form. Use with caution. Worth $308. Found by ghettobananachris.

Sparky Guise Gem: Lets Thief Wario turn into Sparky Wario. As him, you can light up a dark room by touching the screen. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Sparky Mastery Gem: Lets Sparky Wario light up a room AND attack at the same time. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Spoiled Child's Pacifier: This pacifier was once used by a rich child on a luxury cruise that was commissioned to celebrate his first birthday. It was then dropped in the unchlorinated deck pool. Worth $6,501. Found by ghettobananachris.

Starfish Ladybug: A cute little ladybug with a starfish pattern on its back. Highly prized among fancy-bug collectors and anyone who likes pretty stuff. Worth $190. Found by ghettobananachris.

Super Mega Trump Card: This card always beats all the other cards on the table, no mater what game you're playing. Even solitaire. Worth $456. Found by ghettobananachris.

Superfantastical Money Tree: Sure, it sounds fancy. But it's just a plant. A boring old potted plant. Slap anyone who tries to tell you otherwise. Worth $20. Found by ghettobananachris.

TV Remote: A remote that allows Wario to enter the TV. On the selection screen, it is used to navigate between the episodes the player can play. Found by ghettobananachris.

Telemarketer's Bane: This phone autodials telemarketers to ask if their refrigerators are running, then laughs maniacally and hangs up. Hilarious! Worth $60. Found by ghettobananachris.

Titanium Chef Hands: A device that turns even the klutziest cook into a magnificent gourmand. It also makes you wear aprons with dumb sayings printed on the front. Worth $135. Found by ghettobananachris.

Train Window Painting: When hung on a wall, the landscape in this painting races by, giving the impression that you are on a train. It even makes that neat "clacka clacka" sound. Worth $7,901. Found by ghettobananachris.

Turbo Chompers: A small tooth-shaped device that accelerates the speed of chomping. For the love of all that is good and holy, don't leave it on overnight. Worth $207. Found by ghettobananachris.

Vita Mighty: This pill bottle requires Wario to beat a trap where he must paint in the missing colors. If he beats the challenge, an extra heart is added to his life meter. Found by ghettobananachris.

Weightless Backpack: This groovy backpack stays light as a feather, no matter how much junk you cram into it. Science majors can't get enough of this puppy. Worth $58. Found by fuzzyboy10.

Wicked Guise Gem: Lets Wario transform into Wicked Wario. In this form, Wario can fly! Found by ghettobananachris.

Wishstone: A large rock imbued with the power to grant wishes. It was split into five pieces after a pharoah used it as a way of preventing more wishes from being granted. Found by ghettobananachris.

Wishstone Fragment: Pieces of the Wishstone that have been scattered around the world. Each piece contain a fragment of a larger story detailing the Wishstone's past and power. Found by ghettobananachris.

Yellow Gems: Collect enough of these to level up the Thief disguise. Found by ghettobananachris.

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