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Narrator: Last time Larry, Lemmy, and Jon had made it to Kooloranthia Island after a near run-in with Mario only to find an extremely hungry being in their company. And now you will soon know... the rest... of the... story.

Larry: What is he doing here?!

????: Me hungry!!!

Lemmy: It can't be.

Jon: It is! It's *Dun dun dun* Gourmet Guy!

Gourmet Guy: Feed me now!!!

Larry: So apparently Gourmet Guy lives on Kooloranthia Island as well.

Lemmy: Yep, Ludwig has read stories all about a hyper-obese Shy Guy fleeing to this island after that really nasty incident in Paper Mario.

Jon, Lemmy, and Larry turned around and noticed the world's largest Shy Guy the Mushroom World has ever seen or if seen probably fainted after seeing it and it is because of this he is known as Gourmet Guy.

Larry: You better do what he says!

Jon: Why?!

Lemmy: The last time he wasn't fed he nearly ate everything in sight.

Larry: Including Lemmy and myself.

Gourmet Guy: FEED ME NOW!!!!

Jon: Ok, we heard you the first time.

And so our three brave explorers set out to find fruit for Gourmet Guy, but after stumbling on Koopa Fruit plant Jon decided to stop for a little snack.

Jon: JOY!!! Koopa Fruit.

Larry: Hey, we don't have time for a snack!

Lemmy: Well that IS a good sign that he found some Koopa Fruit and there may be more on this island. But first let's get that overgrown Shy Guy reject some fruit so we don't become it's next meal.

Larry: Seriously. Hey, wait a minute, Jon said that the inhabitants of this island don't like Spam!

Lemmy: He could be lying. Remember what King Dad said...

A thought bubble appears above Larry's head which contains Bowser talking.

Bowser: Never, and I mean never, trust a human, especially a relative of that stupid Mario!

Larry: Yeah, King Dad said never trust a relative of Mario or any other human, right?

Lemmy: Right. So once we find the field of the Koopa Fruit we're outta here.

Larry: Yeah, I like that idea, big brother. Very sneaky, very sneaky indeed.

Lemmy: Hey Jon, are you coming along or what?!

Jon: Mmuh? Mmmmmk mmmi gommming.

As the three intrepid explorers continued their search they had run-ins with various Shy Guys and Snifits wandering around, as well as Baseball Boys and Zeus Guys. They didn't find much food either.

Larry: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! Goombas, we've ran around this blasted island six times, nearly escaped being ganged up on by mad Shy Guys and Snifits, and THIS IS ALL THE FRUIT WE FOUND?! NOT TO MENTION WE STILL HAVE TO FIND KOOPA FRUIT FOR THAT MARIO LOOK-A-LIKE!!!

Lemmy: Hey hey, Larry, chill out dude, we'll find some more fruit.

Jon: I want my Koopa Fruit!

Larry and Lemmy: *sigh* Will you give it a rest already, Jon?!

Just then a rather large but familar figure leapt out of the bushes behind them. Lemmy turned towards the sound and saw it first.

Lemmy: ... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Larry: Now look who needs to chill out. So what's wrong with you anyways?!

Lemmy: (quivering in fear) L.l.l.l.l.look b.b.b.b.b.behind y.y.y.y.y.y.you...

As Larry turned around and saw the large figure, he became about as scared as Lemmy.

Gourmet Guy: You got food for my belly?!

Larry: (rnuning around, panicking) What do we do?! What do we do?! What do we do?! He's gonna eat us! He's gonna eat us! He's gonna eat us!

Jon: Simple, just feed him the fruit we've found.

Larry and Lemmy: ARE YOU NUTS?!

Larry: Look at the size of this guy! That little pile of fruit won't satisfy his appitite!

Lemmy: Yeah, really. This just proves that you're directly related to Mario, doesn't it?!

Jon: Why are you asking me that now of all times?!

Lemmy: Because what you said a couple of lines ago sounds like something Mario would say.

Larry: Can we quit arguing and run?!

Jon: Larry, just calm down, and Lemmy, listen to my plan.

Larry: (still quivering) O...kay...

Lemmy: Ok, I'll listen...

Jon: Here's the plan. First we feed that overstuffed Shy Guy there the fruit we have and then we'll go looking for more fruit.

Lemmy: That is the dumbest plan I have ever heard!

Gourmet Guy: YUMMY FRUIT!!!

Then Gourmet Guy consumed the 12-ounce pile of fruit and let out an extremely loud belch.

Gormet Guy: BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! ME
WANT MORE BRING MORE FRUIT NOW!!!

Lemmy: He has got the worst manners I have ever seen...

Larry: That's it, I'm outta here!!!

Larry takes off running.

Lemmy and Jon: Wait for us!

Lemmy and Jon proceeded behind Larry and then began their search for more fruit. As for Gourmet Guy he saw the Big Bob-omb and immediately began to pursuing it, thinking it was a dark chocolate ball.

Big Bob-omb: Hey, why are you looking at me like that?!

Gormet Guy: (drooling) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Chocolate nall!

Big Bob-omb: Wha?! NO!!! I am not a jumbo chocolate ball!! I am the Big Bob-omb, King of Kabooms the world over, Lord of all blasting maaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH and fleeing from an overgrown Shy Guy that's bent on eating me!!!

Gourmet Guy: Come back walking yum-yum! Come back!

Big Bob-omb: NO WAY YOU WALKING STOMACH!!!

Meanwhile, as Larry finally calmed down...

Lemmy: (having heard the Big Bob-omb's screams) Well that solves our Gourmet Guy problem. Now maybe we can concentrate on finding some Koopa Fruit so that Jon will leave us alone for awhile.

Jon: AHEM?!

Lemmy: Oops, did I say that out loud?!

Larry: Ok, according to this guide there should be a field that has some Koopa Fruit towards the mountain of Rob.

Suddenly a large speach bubble appeared out of nowhere, saying "THE NAME'S ROB-OMB!"

Lemmy: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM?! And where did that large speech bubble come from?

Larry: I don't know where the speech bubble came from but I can tell you where I got this neat guidebook from. I got it from Lucky Bob's Guide to Kooloranthia Island.

Larry pointed towards the west. Zoom over to Lucky Bob's newspaper stand.

Lucky Bob: YES NOW!!!

Zoom back over to Larry, Lemmy, and Jon.

Lemmy: (with a sweatdrop) Ooooooookkkkaaaaaaaayyyyy! So we head to the giant Rob Mountain right?

Rob's (ahem, I mean Rob-omb's voice): THAT'S ROB-OMB, DARN IT!!! (mumbling under his breath) Stupid Square of America, giving me a name like Rob-omb...

Larry: Well now I think it's time to find the patch of fruit before that Gourmet thing comes looking for us.

Lemmy: You're right, Larry, let's go.

And so the two set off once again to find the patch in which the Koopa Fruit grew, which was a rather easy task but not even Larry's expertise in botany would help them in this endeavor.

Larry: Hmmmmmmmm... I think we're getting closer.

Jon: How can you tell?

Larry: I'm looking at the signs.

Jon: ... How conveniant...

Lemmy: Can we just keep going?

Larry: Can I ask a question though, Jon?

Jon: Shoot.

Larry: Why... ARE WE RISKING OUR LIVES FOR FRUIT WE DISGUST?!

Lemmy: Yeah, why in the world are we doing this again?

Jon: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... I don't know.

As our three explorers continued to search around the island for the much sought after Koopa Fruit-

Larry: You dimwit narrator, can't you get it through your thick head: WE DON'T LIKE KOOPA FRUIT!!!

Lemmy: Larry, remember the doctors said to humor him, so let's just find the fruit so we can end this crazy Scribble.

Narator: AHEM! As I was saying... Our heroes Larry, Lemmy, and Jon searched and hiked for hours and after the sun set the trio of explorers finally found the long sought after Koopa Fruit.

Larry: Long?! LONG?! We were only out here for a few hours!

Lemmy: Look, Larry, just be glad that this Scribble is almost over.

Larry: True...

Jon: At last, Koopa Fruit! I have found ye at last!!!

As Jon began to consume all of the Koopa Fruit, Lemmy and Larry began to run off. But when Jon saw them escaping he picked up as much fruit as he could carry and ran in the same direction. Just as Larry and Lemmy were about to get off the island, Jon appeared right behind them.

Lemmy: How did you get here so fast?!

Jon: Warp pipe. Want some Koopa Fruit?

Lemmy and Larry: NO!

And so our heroes have sucessfully found the Koopa Fruit that Jon so badly wanted and Larry and Lemmy
safely escaped the island of Kooloranthia.

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