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(A Note from Lemmy: Although the original story is already complete, it was accidentally listed as incomplete and added to the list of stories eligible to be trimmed. Technically a Trimming for an already complete story should be rejected instantly, but I felt it wasn't fair for Prince Larry to have done work for nothing because of a mistake of mine. Therefore, here is the extended ending to the story.)

Narrator: Previously on After the Accident, a Goomba and Koopa couple were riding around when they decided to stop at a McDonalds. When they were placing their order they met none other than Lazy Koopa, who had a job there, thus solving the mystery of where he disappeared to after the little "accident" with Bowser. Lazy was acting very much like a certain charcter off of a certain TV. show that we can not say because if we do we'll get sued. And now the rest of the story...

Goomba: (Would we like fries with that?)

Koopa: (Hmm... fries? Sounds tasty...)

Lazy:  Well will you please not take your order?

Koopa: Ok ok. But may I ask a question?

Lazy: *yawn* Whatever...

Koopa: What on Plit are fries?!

Goomba: Yeah, that's a pretty good question. What exactly ARE fries?

Lazy: (with a sweatdrop)... Ohhhhhhhh, Bowser, you are definately going to pay for this... (loudly) So let me get this straight, you and your mushroom friend there come here, place an order, and I ask you if you want fries and you say THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FRIES ARE?!

Goomba: Yep.

Koopa: Indeed.

Lazy: Well goodbye.

Just then Larry, who turns out to be the manager of McDonalds, burst into the kitchen and hollered a frightfully familiar catch phrase.

Larry: MR. LAZY!!! Remember that the money is always right AND I love money!

Lazy: *sigh* Ok... once *yawn* again, how may I not help you?

Koopa: Lazy, we just gave you our order. I want a salad WITH the ceaser and a McChicken.

Goomba: And I want a-

Lazy: I know what you idiots ordered but if you don't say what the items are right then I ain't taking your no good money!!! I could be robbing the cotton flipping Mushroom Kingdom Treasurey or the First Koopa's Bank at least. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm unnessicarily
working my shell off in this smelly place just because of a stupid accident with King Bowser UGMO Koopa! I just want to make a darn dishonest buck! IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!

Goomba: (What's with Lazy? He's ranting more that  Morton "The Mouth" Koopa Jr. and he's talking just as loud too... how frightening.)

Larry: MR. LAZY!!! Everyone's money is good here!!! And don't bother trying to rob the Mushroom Kingdom Treasurey. My brothers and sister and I already tried that once, didn't turn out to well if you catch my drift. Now take these nice people's orders or you're going to the dungeon for a couple of days!

Lazy: (mumbling) Stupid Koopaling brat...

Lazy yawned and fell asleep.

Koopa: HEY, WAKE UP!!!

Lazy: WHAT IS IT MAN?!

Koopa: (Man, Lazy's acting more lazy than usual. Is he purposely trying to fired?!)

Lazy: Ok, so you don't want a Ceaser Salad and a McChicken and you the ugly mushroom thing definately don't want a Quarter Pounder with bacon and cheese-

Mario: DID-A SOMEBODY SAY-A CHEESE?!

Lazy, Larry, Goomba, and Koopa: NO!!! GO AWAY!!!!

Mario: OKEY DOKEY!!!

Mario jumped off into the distance.

Lazy: Now for you two, you don't want anything now go away!!!

Goomba: Hey, wait a shell-stomping minute!!!

Koopa: Yeah! Hold up there. Lazy!

Larry: Lazy, do I have to miss counting my money today to make sure you do your blasted job?!

Lazy: Ok ok ok! Now please do not tell me your orders again as I wish to forget them.

Koopa: Ok, I'll say this once again, I want a salad complete with the Caesar dressing.

Lazy: *Yawns once again* Whatever.....

Goomba: And I want the Grape Soda, and the Quarter Pounder with bacon and (whispering) cheese.

Lazy: What?! What did you say?!

Goomba: (whispering) Cheese.

Lazy: What?!

Goomba: (yelling) CHEESE!!!

Mario: Cheese?! WHERE?! CHEESE GOOD FOR MAIRO!!!

Koopa: Mario... GO AWAY!!!

Mario: Okey dokey then!!!

Mario hopped away again.

Lazy: Hehehehehehe...

Koopa: Will you just get our order?!

Lazy: Ok ok, whatever you say, masters... (mumbling) Stupid ugly mushroom thing and that dumb turtle... (aloud) Your order will be ready in 20 plus minutes.

Goomba: WHAT?!

Koopa: NO WAY!!!

Lazy: (sarcasticly) Well you want a quality burger and fries and soda and salad. don't you?

Goomba: Of course.

Koopa: Yeah... and?

Lazy: (sarcasticly) Well that's why you'll have to wait 20 or more minutes, plus the fact that we're packed to overflowing inside.

The camera flies over to a window and views the inside of the McDonalds; there are only a dozen people eating lunch inside.

Koopa: Well we'll have 20 minutes to wait for lunch.

Goomba: I've got the feeling that we're being fooled.

Koopa: Aww, don't be so paranoid. Lazy wouldn't mess with us like that.

Goomba: Do you honestly think that?

Koopa: Yes, I certainly do.

Goomba: (I'm starting to believe that you might really be an idiot, Koopa.)

As Goomba and Koopa were waiting for their order to be filled, Lazy was, well, being lazy, and Larry was in his office counting his money.

Larry: Let's see here... nine hundred and ninty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninty-eight, nine hundred and ninty-nine thousand nine hundred and ninty-nine, and finally, one million! At last I've got my one millionth golden coin! After saving hundreads of paychecks I can finally buy that really cool-looking doomtank!

Lazy: (talking in his sleep) At last! I shall finally have my revenge on  you, Bowser! AH HA HA!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!! AH HA HA!!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!

Larry: LAZY!!!

Lazy: HUH?! Wha? Oh, it's you.

Larry: You're wasting money, you know. And you know how much I hate to waste money, almost as much as I hate when Roy destroys my plants.

Lazy: Whatever...

As the time flew by, Larry left to buy his doomtank and Goomba and Koopa's orders were finally completed but not delivered, so the two went inside to get their food.

Goomba: Where's my order?!

Koopa: Yeah, I want Caesar dressing-enriched salad!!!

Lazy: Tell someone who cares...

Other Guy Working: Dude, just give them their order so they'll leave.

Lazy: *sigh* Oh alright, here's your order, and your blasted total is 21 coins

Goomba: 21 COINS?! That's highway robbery!!!

Koopa: Just pay it so we can finally have our lunch! I'm starving!

Goomba: Yeah, you're right, Koopa. I'm so hungry I honestly couldn't care less about the price

Goomba hands over 25 coins.

Goomba: Well? What about my change?

Lazy: Hey, it's an excellent service fee...

Koopa: He's got a point...

Goomba: Whatever... let's just get out of here and eat our lunch.

Goomba and Koopa left the McDonalds restaurant and began to partake of their lunch.

Goomba: You know, that's the last time that I'm ever getting my lunch from that place.

Koopa: Yeah, I know what you mean. They forgot the dressing!

Goomba: *sweatdrop* Yeah, of course...

And so the two friends happily drove along eating their lunch, but back at the McDonalds restaurant Lazy, after lacklusterly completing his shift, marched over to Castle Koopa with a plan for brilliant revenge, only to find a note...

Bowser's Voice: Have gone on vactaion to Jolly Roger's Bay, will be back in three weeks, losers.

Lazy:  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... spoot! Well I'll get you someday, Bowser, someday...

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