Back at Mr. Little's lair or whatever it is...

Mr. Little: Why won't you wake up? Errrrrr.

(Note from Dark Koopa: I'm terrible with typing out a French accent, so I will type as if Mr. Little is talking in an American accent. Just remember: It's French. Okay?)

Mr. Little had tried just about everything to wake up Susan. Trumpet, electrocution, explosives, all to no avail.

Mr. Little: Maybe the torture device whatchamacallit will wake her up. Hehehe.

Mr. Little turned the machine on and it exploded.

Mr. Little: I knew I shouldn't have stolen this machine from Ludwig. Oh well. I got more devices of torture. Muhahaha!

Meanwhile in Camp Dusty's dungeon, the Koopalings were beginning to gain consciousness. Lemmy was the first to wake up.

Lemmy: *yawn* I'm hungry. Oh yeah. WAKE UP GUYS!

The other Koopalings woke up.

Wendy: Oh great. Where are we now?

Ludwig: It appears to be some sort of dungeon.

Everyone Else: Duh!

Morton: All of us are here except one and that one is Susan. Who is missing, gone, absent, removed- OW!

Roy punched Morton.

Iggy: He's right. Susan is gone. You know what that means...

Larry: YES! Susan's getting tortured! (in Mario's voice) Woo-Whoo!

Nick: So, how are we going to get out of here, Ludwig?

Ludwig: Not sure. Let me try to figure this out.

Hours passed...

Ludwig: I finally got it!

Everyone Else: Yes?

Ludwig: I have finally concluded...

Everyone Else: YES?

Ludwig: There is absolutely no way out of here!

Wendy: Ludwig.

Ludwig: Yes Wendy?

Wendy: I'm going to kill you....

Meanwhile, Bowser had reached the opening gates of Camp Dusty.

Bowser: Let me in! I'm getting my Koopalings back!

Blooper: Go away! We don't want any Girl Scout cookies!

Bowser knocked down the gate and started beating up nearby Bloopers.

Blooper: Sound the alarm!

Meanwhile in Mr. Little's lair place thingy...

Alarm Voice: Code Red! Intruder Alert!

Mr. Little: Intruder? I'll have to take care of this. Be right back, Susan. I'll return to dispense with you shortly. I'll leave you completely unguarded now.

Mr. Little left. Susan looked up to reveal she was never really unconscious.

Susan: He didn't even tie me up or anything. Too easy. Now to help Larry.

Susan left the room and started sneaking around to find the dungeon.

Susan: It's quiet. Too quiet.

Silence.

Susan: I SAID it's too quiet.

Dark Koopa: Oh. If that's what you want...

A couple of Blooper guards entered the room.

Susan: Yay! Finally, some danger!

Blooper 1: So like I was saying, I went to the store and bought a wheelbarrow.

Blooper 2: Who are you? I don't even know you. Why are you talking to me?

Blooper 1: Hey. Isn't that that Koopa girl Mr. Little's trying to kill?

Blooper 2: Why are you still talking to me...

Blooper 1: Get her!

Susan: EKK!

The Bloopers chased Susan around. Meanwhile outside, the Bloopers appeared to have Bowser restrained.

Mr. Little: So, Bowser, you want your precious Koopalings back?

Bowser: Yes. Give me them now!

Bowser shot a fireball and burned some of the Bloopers.

Mr. Little: Well guess what. No! Go away! Come again another day! I'm going to eliminate them and you after I'm through with that dreadful Susan.

Bowser: NO!

Bowser broke free and ran in the direction of the dungeon.

Mr. Little: After him!

Meanwhile in the dungeon...

Ludwig: I got it!

Larry: No you don't.

Ludwig: Yes I do. I believe there is a secret passage in here somewhere.

Lemmy: What makes you think that?

Ludwig: There ALWAYS is.

Lemmy: Good point.

They all searched around for some sort of secret passage but found nothing.

Roy: Well that was a complete waste of time.

Wendy: I'm still going to kill Ludwig.

Meanwhile Susan was still being chased by the Blooper pair.

Blooper 1: Come on, faster! Once we catch her, we'll get a big raise.

Blooper 2: STOP TALKING TO ME!

Blooper 2 punched Blooper 1 and they started fighting. Susan eventually reached the dungeon.

Larry: NOOOOO!

Everyone Else: YESSSSS!

Susan: I'm going to let you guys out now. Okay?

Roy: Just do it already!

Susan tried opening the door but it wouldn't budge.

Susan: It's locked.

Everyone Else: Duh!

Iggy: Get the key.

Susan: I don't see how that could work.

Susan put in the key and opened the door.

Susan: Wow! How did it do that?

Ludwig: Well, it's determined on the shape, size, and structure of the key allowing it to-

Susan: Uh-huh. Magic. I got it.

Bowser ran in.

Lemmy: Yay! King Dad's here to save us!

Bowser: I'd like to say we're all going to die.

Lemmy: What a mood-killer...

A bunch of Bloopers came in, followed by Mr. Little.

Mr. Little: What? How did they escape?

Susan: I let them out.

Everyone Else: Duh!

Mr. Little: How did you escape?

Susan: I waited for the right moment for you to-

Mr. Little: Uh-huh. Magic. I got it. Enough of this foolishness. Get them!

The Bloopers attacked the Koopas. It seemed that the Bloopers had the upper hand, but the Koopas were slowly beginning to win the fight. Eventually, the Koopas defeated all the Bloopers.

Mr. Little: You may have defeated my Bloopers, but you'll never catch me! Bwahahaha!

Mr. Little ran off but hit the door facefirst.

Mr. Little: Ow. I knew I should have kept that door open.

Iggy: Yay! We won!

Nick: No thanks to you.

Lemmy: What should we do with Mr. Little?

Roy: I got an idea.

Roy beat up Mr. Little.

Wendy: That's the most pathetic way to punish a guy who tried to kill us, ever! Unless, of course, we all do it.

Iggy: I agree!

So they all beat up Mr. Little until they got bored and went outside.

Susan: Larry, don't you think I deserve a reward for freeing you guys from the dungeon?

Larry: No.

Susan: How about a kiss as a reward?

Larry: NO!

Morton: I'll kiss you as a reward.

Susan: NO!

Lemmy: Can we go? I'm hungry.

Iggy: I agree!

Roy: SHUT UP!

Bowser: Let's all go out to eat.

Everyone Else: Yay!

And so, they all left in the Clown Copter and ate at Wendy's. No. Not the one that Dave guy owns.

Wendy: Mine!

Yes. Yours...

Mr. Little: You may have defeated me this time, but I will destroy you all someday. Bwahahaha!

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