Lakitu: Okay, let's just hurry this thing up. Now, Jon, just sell the Koopa Fruit to yourself already!

Lemmy: Hey, is that allowed?

Morton: Ggsga Ggyueruigbfnnbi! Aeorhgo ern go ernboeranboiaren! (It's HIS show, you moron! He can do it if he wants!)

Jon: Okay, I'll buy it from myself for $3.00!

Lemmy: Oh, brother!

Morton then yanks out the Silly Salve.

Morton: Yea, what?

Wendy Koopa storms in, and looks like she's rather angry. Morton stuffs the Salve into her mouth before a tantrum can be thrown.

Wendy: Kohgnoo oihg sagogh wahgoirgh? Miaow! Wjoagngo ufnj nhigbo agbwigbiu?! (What did you do, Morton? Hey! What DID you do?!)

Lemmy: Anyways, the next item I'M selling is this Trap Cube!

Lemmy then holds up what looks to be a GameCube. Iggy and Roy walk in.

Jon: Oh no you don't! I'M selling a Map Turner, for when your map is upside-down!

Roy: How on Plit did we end up here, Iggy? We only went out to buy some ice cream!

Iggy: Maybe it was because you held the map the wrong way!

Jon: Hey, you two sound like you could use a Map Turner device!

Roy: What a lame name, said by a lame brain to boot! So, how much does it cost?

Iggy: Hey, we're on TV! HI, KING DAD!

Lemmy: That lame device of Jon costs more than this valuable Trap Cube!

Roy: What's the deal with the GameCube, brother?

Morton: Don't look at me, I had nothing to do with his decision! I'm only here because I haven't decided to leave yet. Which way IS the exit, anyways?

Roy: SHUT UP!

Roy attempts to punch Morton, but Morton grabs some extra Silly Salve and throws it at Roy's fists. They stick together, causing Roy to not be able to hit, grab, or do anything with his hands!

Roy: YOU SHALL PAY!

Iggy: Oh boy! A GameCube!

Iggy plugs the Trap Cube into a nearby wall socket. He then turns it on, but then the Trap Cube's lid opens and sucks Roy, Morton, and Wendy into an alternate dimension!

Iggy: So, it wasn't a GameCube?

Lemmy: No! See how amazing a Trap Cube is? Buy one now!

RING! RING!

Waluigi's Twin: Hey, great show! NOT! So, how much for a Trap Box?

Lemmy: Okay, you'll buy it for $100.01! Okay?

Waluigi's Twin: I-

Lemmy: Good!

Lakitu: Okay! Commercial break!

A commercial break begins.

Jon: WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR SIBLINGS HERE, LEMMY?!

Lemmy: Well, they aren't ALL here!

Ludwig and Larry walk into the studio. Ludwig immediately sees the buffet table with a chocolate centerpiece.

Ludwig: CHOCOLATE!!!

Larry: Ludwig, you're a lost cause.

Lemmy: Now they're all here!

Jon: Well, two can play at the sibling game!

Lemmy: What do you mean by that?

Lakitu: Here goes my career. Commercial break end!

The commercial break ends. Suddenly, a helicopter busts in through the studio roof. A ladder comes down, and the Mario Brothers exit the helicopter. A Stagehand Goomba climbs up and drives the helicopter away.

Luigi: I wonder how he can drive without any hands.

An explosion is heard nearby.

Luigi: Oh.

Mario: And to think, it would have never happened if our map was the right way up!

Jon: Sounds to me that you really need a Map Turner, still available!

Luigi: This sounds perfect! Listen viewers, you should really buy this contraption!

RING! RING!

Lakitu: We have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,997 callers!

Mario: Why aren't there 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 callers?

Lakitu: Because King Bowser is laughing back at the castle and can't control himself to reach the phone, and you and Luigi are here broadcasting instead of buying products!

Iggy: King Dad's laughing even though I said hello? WAA!!!

Ludwig: Hey, how much does that contraption cost, anyways?

Jon: The Price tag says $97,929,999.32.

The number of callers is reduced to two.

Larry: So much for the Mario Brothers’ publicity!

Mario: Okay, what does the first caller say?

Lemmy: Bet you my Trap Cube it's Roy.

Luigi: How? Iggy told me his arms were Salved tight earlier!

Lakitu: He says he's going to pound us once he gets out from wherever he is, and it's really humiliating his sister can't talk, his brother can't move his hands, and that they're fighting as he speaks. And he's speaking on and on and on...

Lemmy: Drat! It was Morton! Here, have the Trap Cube.

Luigi receives the Trap Cube, then gets sucked inside it.

Lakitu: Now he's complaining that a stupid green guy just fell on him and both of their backs are broken.

Jon: AHHH! I'LL BE RUINED!

Lemmy: You were already ruined!

Larry: Um, what does the other caller say?

Lakitu: It's Marluigi, and he's just become the Head of Broadcasting! He wants to shut us down by any means necessary!

Ludwig: Hey, isn't that Waluigi's Twin's real name?

Lemmy: AND HIS TRAP CUBE MUST HAVE ARRIVED BY NOW!!!

Marluigi busts in through the main door. At the same time, Roy, Wendy, Morton, and Luigi escape from the Trap Cube!

Morton: Aha! THERE'S the exit!

Then, Marluigi's Twin opens up the Trap Cube. Characters are clinging on to stationary objects to avoid being sucked in.

Morton: Oh, drat! Now I'll never reach the exit!

Morton, the other Koopalings except Lemmy, and the Mario Brothers all get
sucked in.

Lakitu: If I don't make it, tell my wife I tried my hardest to defend you!

Lemmy: But you aren't married, and you didn't defend me!

Lakitu: Oh, right!

Lakitu and everyone else but Marluigi, Lemmy, and Jon get sucked in.

Jon: And that concludes another Consumer's Corner! Until next time, I'm J-

Jon gets sucked in.

Lemmy: And I'm Le-

Lemmy gets sucked in.

Waluigi's Twin: At last! I have made my revenge for there not being more areas belonging to other Koopalings in Lemmy's Land!

Suddenly, the Trap Cube turns on Marluigi and tries to suck him in!

Waluigi's Twin: OH MY!!! I'M DONE FOR! END TRANS-

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