When the dust cloud settles, you can see Luigi flashing the bill triumphantly.

e2car: Luigi wins! Now for-

A mystery person appears.

e2car: Who are you?

Pat: I'm Pat, and since I am the one writing this Trimming, I will be hosting this with you.

e2car: Whatever. Now for Mario Party-style matches.

Pat: I thought Mario Party-style was too hard?

e2car: Complicated, I said it was too complicated.

Pat: Same thing.

e2car: Anyway, as I was saying before I was interrupted, this part of the Olympics will be mini-games from the first five Parties.

Lakitu: The first match is Triple Jump, which means no floating.

Kirby: This is so rigged.

Bowser, being the fat guy he is...

Bowser: Shut up.

Only speaking the truth. Anyway, he dosen't make it far. Geno dosen't really do much better.

Geno: What do you expect? I'm a doll.

Lemmy gets a little further. Kirby goes far.

Kirby: I could have made it further if I was allowed to float.

Luigi makes it even further.

Luigi: I am the greatest!

But Yoshi makes it the furthest with his flutter jump.

Yoshi: No, Luigi, I am the greatest.

Kirby: Hey! How come he could use his flutter jump but I couldn't fly?

Lakitu: Don't know, don't care. Anyway, Yoshi moves on. The next challenge is Will Flower.

Geno slaughters the others in this competition, mainly because Luigi runs away from his flower, Kirby eats his, Lemmy is just stupid, and Bowser burns his in frustration.

Pat: We all saw that coming.
 
Laktu: Can't argue with that. Geno moves on. Now the next challenge is a mini-game from the Game Guy Room.

Pat: Are you sure that a Game Guy mini-game is allowed?

Lakitu: No, but I don't care; it's the one with the Chain Chomps. Which will eat the most cake?

Luigi and Kirby both run for the biggest one but Bowser trips them and takes it.

Luigi: Hey!

Kirby: That wasn't fair, Bowser.

Bowser: Since when was I fair?

Luigi: Good point.

While Luigi was speaking, Lemmy and Kirby grabbed somewhat smaller Chomps. Finally, Luigi grabs the smallest one. The larger three don't even touch their cake, however.

Lemmy: What happened?

Pat: If you three would have looked more carefully, you would have seen that your Chomps are asleep.

Lakitu: Next challenge is Shock, Drop, and Roll. e2car will be at the lever.

In short, Kirby wins because of his ability to float.

Lemmy: This contest is rigged.

e2car: Heard it all before.

Lakitu: The last one is Bombs Away.

Bowser quickly runs away from the bombs.

Bowser: Hooray!

But he ends up running off the island.

Bowser: D'oh!

e2car: Well, that's all for today. Join us next time when our final five compete for the gold. Until then, this is e2car, Pat, and Lakitu telling you to keep reading!

e2car: Now our five contestants will go at it for the gold, each receiving prizes, the minmum being $50,000. Anyway, the next challenge is Super Smash Bros-style. The five of you will go all out.

Pat: I thought only 4=four people could go at a time, but let me guess, Lakitu: you don't care.

Lakitu: Correct. Morons. Ready, go!

Lemmy has no chance as all the heroes gang up on him and send him flying. Geno goes shortly after as Luigi hits him with a Green Missle, but Luigi is sent away off the stage when Yoshi hits him with a ground pound. Then Kirby throws a bomb at Yoshi.

Pat: Lemmy is eliminated. The next one is a treadmill challenge. Here's how it goes: you will each answer questions; the more you get wrong the faster your treadmill goes. If you fall down first you are eliminated. Since Geno was the first of you to go down in the last round, his will start the fastest, while Kirby's will start the slowest. Geno will go first; what is the name of Bowser's pet cat and dog?

Geno: He has pets?

Lakitu: Their names are Playful and Bagels. Your treadmill will now go even faster.

Geno's treadmill goes even faster. The doll couldn't go so fast before so he is gone.

e2car: Well, looks like Geno is eliminated. The next competition is capturing non-Mario characters, and no, Kirby, you can't catch yourself, and you two can't catch him either.

Yoshi, Kirby, and Luigi: THIS IS RIGGED!

Pat: That must be their catchphrase.

Yoshi immediately spies Samus but she starts trying to shoot him until he holds up a white flag. Samus, thinking she won, doesn't expect Yoshi to eat her. He them brings Samus back to the hosts.

Pat: Yoshi wins first place.

Upon hearing this, Kirby starts to get frantic. He then spies a Spinda and runs back with it, but it looks like Luigi will beat him there until the Pikachu he is carrying shocks him, letting Kirby gets there first.

Pat: Luigi is outta here! The final challenge to determine the winner is a singing contest, with each contestant singing a song that they picked themselves. Ready? Let's perform.

Kirby sing Rock Around the Clock, but he has a very bad singing voice that is even higher than usual. He says "ffffiiiyyyaaa" and other stuff like that. Yoshi, however, sings a great Ricky Martin song, Living la Vida Loca.

e2car: There you have it, YOSHI has won the Mario Olympics! So this is e2car, Pat, Lakitu, and the Mario Olympics champion Yoshi here from the end of a great Fun Fiction reminding everyone to-

e2car, Pat, Lakitu, and Yoshi: KEEP READING!

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