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Then, all of a sudden, a tiny little wolf appears.

Larry: ...

Jon: You gotta be kidding me!

Lemmy: It looks harmless.

Wolf: Stop treating me like a wimpo, let me join you so I can find some of that fruit I couldn't help but hear you three talk about!

Larry: Wait... He might double-cross us!

Lemmy: Well we can't leave this thing to starve!

Wolf: PLEASE!!!

Jon: All right... Join us, but no funny business!

Wolf: Thanks for helping me out! You won't regret it!

So Larry, Lemmy, Jon, and the wolf start searching for fruit. Along the way, the wolf starts telling bad jokes, and I MEAN BAD!

Wolf: What do you get when you cross a zebra and a donkey? ... A ZONKEY!!! HAHA!!!

Larry: Bleah... Talk about terrible…

Lemmy: You do realize you'll never make it into the comedy career.

Jon: Wait! I think I found it!

Jon runs ahead.

Larry: HEY, WAIT!!!

Wolf: Ugh... Food...

Lemmy: We're almost there, so stop whining!

They soon meet up with Jon. Jon is standing in front of a huge rock.

Lemmy: ... Either you think this is food, or you are THE stupidest person ever!

Wolf: I can't eat this! It'll mess up my digestive system.

Jon: Let me explain! I heard a rumor that behind this huge rock is the fruit chamber. It has tons of fruit we can eat.

Wolf: Too... LLAATTEE!!!

Then the wolf starts to transform into a werewolf, and his hunger gets out of control.

Werewolf: Mmmm... Turtles...

Larry: Wait... We're not turtles! We're spam!

The werewolf knocks them into a nearby lake, which washes off the spam still covering the Koopalings.

Larry: Ooookay... PLAN B!!!

Lemmy then pulls out his Freeze Gun and shoots at the werewolf's mouth.

Werewolf: Mmm... ICE!!! It'd go great with some Kool-Ade!

Jon: Lemmy, Larry! Get to pushing the rock, I'll take care of this menace!

Jon starts to swiftly punch the werewolf, until the werewolf finally knocks him down and tears off his protective gear.

Larry: Hurry! Jon's about done for! AND WE'LL BE NEXT!!!

Lemmy: Just keep pushing!

Jon: (dazed) Lidden, Midder Wolf... I'm no o delishish... I have a diseasel...

Werewolf: It's not you I want! ... I want them turtles!

Jon: (still dazed) Dey R not turtles... Dey Koopas...

Werewolf: RAAAAAARR!!!

Larry: I TOLD YOU HE'D DOUBLE-CROSS US!!!

Lemmy: SHUT UP!!! We're almost done!

Finally Lemmy and Larry push the rock aside, but just then the werewolf dashes over and grabsd Larry.

Larry: LEMMY!!! ICE HIM!!! QUICK!!!

Lemmy: On it!

Lemmy shoots the werewolf's leg.

Larry: NOT THERE!!! HIS FACE!!!

Then Jon comes up and bashes the werewolf's head with a stick. He hit the werewolf so hard that the stick breaks and the pieces fly off in separate directions.

Werewolf: Uugghh... The pain... I never wanted to be in this Scribble anyway...

The werewolf falls down.

Larry: It's about time I got my hide saved! No thanks to Lemmy!

Lemmy: HEY!!! I TRIED!!!

Jon: Just shut up, collect the fruit, and leave before the werewolf wakes up!

Later, back at Bowser's Keep, Jon is sitting on the couch eating up the fruit they found while watching a gameshow on TV.

Jon: C'mon! It's that way! You're going to lose!

Then Morton walks up.

Morton: What was your splendid, awesome, unique, cool adventure like?!

Jon: Shut up! Eating fruit!

Larry: LET ME HELP YOU OUT, JON!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Larry runs up and shoves the box of fruit up Morton's mouth.

Morton: MMMMMMMPH!!!

Morton spits the terrible fruit out. The fruit is now covered in saliva.

Morton: Bleah... I'm going to talk to Ludwig!

Jon: WHAT DID YOU DO?! I CAN'T EAT THIS FRUIT NOW!!!

Larry: Yep... You deserve it because you brought us along on your trip just for your own selfish desire! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jon: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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