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Then, all of a sudden, a tiny little wolf appears.
As we left our heroes, Iggy, Lemmy, and the original author’s character, named Cobra Koopa, were in an old sub. Morton was fishing on the docks, and catching nothing but junk. Ludwig was walking around the lake, looking in. Wendy and Roy were in a fishing boat at the lake’s surface. Larry was there too, but Roy had just knocked him out. He is just getting up from the bottom of the boat. Let's join him, shall we?
 

Larry: Ug… What hit me…?

Wendy: Roy. Now help me look! We could win five billion dollars if we catch Nessie!

Roy: Oh fine, but I still don’t see anything…
 

Ludwig: Enough of this foolishness. It's time to use another of my inventions! The sonar-transmitter! Oh no! I don’t have any batteries!
 

Morton: Hmm… Oh! A bite! Hope it’s a big fish!

Morton reels in a stapler.

Morton: Aw maaaaan…
 

Cobra: Steer left! ARG! Now right! NO! We’re stuck again!

Iggy: It’s not my fault! My glasses are fogged up!

Lemmy wipes them clean.

Iggy: Thanks. Ah! We’re free! Now aproaching a depth of 400 meters!

Lemmy: It’s kind of dark here…
 

Wendy: Uh… Where did Larry go?

Roy: Uh… Not overboard… I certainly didn’t push him… No siree…

Wendy: Uh huhhhh…
 

Ludwig: Ug… This is no use without batteries… Maybe Morton has some!

Ludwig goes to the dock, and is surprised to see a pile of junk two stories high.

Ludwig: Wow… Uh… Morton? Do you have any batteries?

Morton: Not yet… Oh wait! I’ve got a bite!

Morton reels in Larry.

Larry: Uhh…

Ludwig: Just more trash.

Morton throws Larry on top of the pile.
 

Lemmy: Now reaching a depth of 500 feet!

A puffer fish swims by.

Cobra: Well, I’m officially bored.

Iggy: Wait! What’s that?

Lemmy: Engage search lights!

Cobra: Oh, it's just a shopping cart.

Lemmy: Grr… This is taking too long!
 

Roy: What? Larry could have been better bait! It’s a good thing I threw him in!

Wendy: Whatever. I want to be a billionaire! Keep looking!
 

Larry: Uhh… Hey… Who’s that?

Morton: I have no idea.

Doopliss: If you’re just tuning in, I’m here at Loch Ness, to document the recent sitings of Nessie! Apparently, they were at 800 feet below sea level!

Ludwig: Pardon me, sir…

Cameraguy: Hey, this is an official TV documentary! Don’t bother us!

Ludwig: Got any batteries?

Cameraguy: Sure, here’s two Duracell. Now leave me alone!

Morton: Aha!

Doopliss: Oh, this guy has a catch! Could it be Nessie?

Cameraguy: Nope, just an umbrella.

Morton: Ah, barnacles.
 

Iggy: Approaching 600 feet!

Cobra: This is taking too long…

Lemmy: Hey, what’s that?

Iggy: It’s just a large Cheep Cheep.

Cobra: *snore*
 

Ludwig: Aha! My sonar-transmitter is working! Hmm… It seems that the sub is 650 feet below the surface… and something 900 feet below is swimming toward the sub!

Doopliss: WOW! What a discovery! Could it be Nessie? Stay tuned!

Larry: What’s Wendy doing over there?

Morton: Uhh… Looks like they’ve started fishing too…
 

Roy: This is a waste of my time!

Wendy: Maybe if you didn’t throw the bait overboard, we’d have better luck!

Roy: Hey… I see bubbles! Oh wait… It's just a Cheep Cheep…

Wendy: I hope Iggy and them found my five billion dollars…

Roy: What do you mean YOUR?
 

Lemmy: Oh, this is stupid…

Iggy: Yeah… Even with that huge pink thing with massive jaws staring us in the face…

Cobra wakes up.

Cobra: Zzz… *snap!* … Wha… WHAT?! Release the weights! We’ve got to get back to the surface!!!

Iggy: Start the propulsion engines!
 

Ludwig: Hey, it seems that the sub is heading to the surface… and something HUGE is chasing it!

Doopliss: The suspense!

Larry: Hope they’re okay…

Morton: Hope it’s the five billion dollars…
 

Wendy: Hey, look… more bubbles…

Roy: Hey… isn’t that…?

The sub zooms out of the water, just missing the boat. It turns sideways in midair.

Roy: Wow, that was clo…

Suddenly a gigantic pink shape jumps out of the water, bites half the sub off, and lands on the ground along with the sub. The boat flies through the air and hits the trash mound.
 

Larry: That was close…

Roy: Not close enough!

Morton: Don’t start, you two!

Larry: It isn’t me!

Wendy: Shut up! I’ve come to collect my five billion dollars!

Doopliss: The action! But is that REALLY Nessie? Let’s find out!

Everyone races to the monster and the remains of the sub. Iggy and Lemmy crawl out.

Larry: Uh… Where did Cobra go?

Voice inside monster: ARG! It smells like sushi in here! I’m allergic to sushi!

Roy: Well, that answers that question.

Morton: Is it Nessie?

Ludwig: I can test that! But I need two more batteries.

Cameraguy: Fine. But that better be it!

Doopliss: Shh! Keep filming!

Ludwig pulls out a strange, buzzing contraption from his shell.

Ludwig: This DNA-A-TRON will tell us if this is the real Nessie! Using this ancient scale that I KNOW belongs to Nessie, we will determine if this is REALLY-

Wendy: My five billion dollars!

Ludwig: Uh… Okay.

Roy: Hey, where’d you get that scale?

Ludwig: Lemmy’s secret safe.

Lemmy: HEY! That was a gift from a tourist!

Wendy: Too bad! That could mean my five billion dollars!

Five minutes later…

Ludwig: It’s a MATCH! This is Nessie!

Nessie: ROAR!

Doopliss: There you have it, folks! The Koopalings have caught Nessie! Get a close up!

Cameraguy: Sure.

Doopliss: Let’s see if they get their reward…

Iggy: I’ll call Scotland Yard!

Morton: The football team?

Iggy: No, you dunce! The police!

Morton: Oh. Uh… Wedding cake!

At the Bureau of Investigations…

Policeman: Uh… I have some bad news and some potentially good news…

Larry: What’s the potentially good news?

Policeman: We can save Cobra Koopa. Apparently, Nessie didn’t chew.

Roy: Aww… I was looking forward to a new babysitter…

Lemmy: Uh… What’s the bad news, then?

Policeman: Nessie is dead too. You guys forgot that she needs water to live, and left her on the shore. The five billion dollar reward was if she was ALIVE. Too bad… there’s nothing I can do.

The Koopalings storm out of the bureau as the paramedics pull Cobra out of Nessie’s stomach.

Cobra: Now THAT was an adventure!

Wendy: But… the five billion dollars…

Iggy: Enough about the money! Let’s go home. This will make one doozy of a fish tale!

Morton: Hey, yeah! Hey look, a warp pipe to Dark Land!

Indeed, in front of our would-be heroes is a warp pipe to Dark Land.

Lemmy: Uh… Why didn’t we just use this pipe in the first place?

Larry: We got to go on a plane.

Wendy: That’s right! I’d love to do it again sometime!

Cobra: Nobody’s going again! You guys blew all our money! What are we going to do?

Roy: I have the perfect idea! Come on, Ludwig!

Ludwig: What is the plan of which you speak of?

Roy: You’ll find out!

Roy and Morton go off. Two hours later, they return with sacks of cash.

Cobra: Cool! Where’d you get the money? Did you guys win the lottery?

Morton: Nope, this is my reward for cleaning all that junk out of the lake!

Cobra: What about you, Roy?

Roy: Oh, I just robbed a few banks…

Sirens are heard in the distance. Cobra slaps his forehead.

Cobra: I should have known…

Ludwig: Let us celebrate back home!

Cobra: Sure… Not me, though. I have to go lie down. Looking after you guys takes a lot out of a guy.

All the Koopalings and Cobra go home via warp pipe.

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