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Yoshiki: That's it! I've had enough!

Yoshiki bucked Iggy off her back. He was knocked into a closet.

Iggy: Ow.

Meanwhile...

Ludwig: You understand? Let's go!

Back to Yoshiki...

Yoshiki: So then I said, I had NO idea that was a Reverse Mushroom!

Larry: Haha! That was a great story!

Ludwig: Uh. Yoshiki? I need you to come into the hallway. Morton got his head trapped in a vase again.

Yoshiki: No problem. Hey... Where is he?

Ludwig: NOW!

Wendy pulled a lever, and a large net dropped onto Yoshiki.

Yoshiki: HEY!

Wendy: Great idea, using the traps we prepared for Kamek! Let's go watch those scary movies.

Roy: Heh heh... yeah!

So Yoshiki was left in the hall, trapped in a net. But unlike Kamek, Yoshiki had sharp teeth, so it wasn't long before she had bit a hole big enough to escape through.

Iggy: Ug... My head still hurts... Hey! This is the best part!

Lemmy: Woah! He didn't see THAT chainsaw coming!

Wendy: Ewww!

Yoshiki: This is WAY too scary to watch this late at night. I'm shutting this off. Now why don't we all play a nice game of poker?

Roy: That's not fair! Hey Yoshiki! Let's get some snacks!

Yoshiki: Sure!

As Yoshiki walked into the kitchen, a giant bladed pendulum swung down and crashed into a wall, narrowly missing her. She didn't even notice.

Ludwig: Blast! That was close! Oh well... She will NEVER survive the trap in the dungeons! But we need bait.

Ludwig sneered at the sight of Morton with duct tape still over his mouth.

Larry: Hey Yoshiki! Morton is trapped in the dungeon!

Yoshiki: Huh? Is there EVER a dull moment with you guys? So what happened?

Larry: Roy locked him in a cell.

Yoshiki: I'm on my way.

As Yoshiki came toward Morton's cell, the floor gave way, revealing a pit full of Spike Tops. Yoshiki, being a Yoshi, hovered harmlessly over the trap and landed directly in front of Morton's cell.

Yoshiki: Hmm! The keys are still in the lock. Oh well. Why don't we all just head to the exercise room!

Yoshiki took off Morton's duct tape and led the Koopalings down the hall.

Ludwig: Excellent! This will stop her for SURE!

As the Koopalings, led by Yoshiki, headed into the exercise room, a panel in the ceiling opens, revealing lots of Spear Guys, who fell from above. Yoshiki simply ate them up.

Yoshiki: Delicious. I get the feeling you Koopalings are trying to trap me.

Lemmy: Wow, she got it right on her first guess!

Yoshiki: Oh yeah? All of you! Drop and give me fifty pushups, or you go to bed in ten minutes!

Larry: Aww.

In an hour, the Koopalings were very tired from all the exercise.

Ludwig: This is not fair! We must try harder if we wish to succeed at our goal!

Wendy: I agree. Exercise clashes with my makeup!

Larry: Let me handle this. Hey Yoshiki! Let's go outside!

Yoshiki: Sure! A late night stroll will probably do us all good.

Larry: Heh heh! She doesn't suspect a thing!

As Yoshiki walked toward the courtyard, a huge Piranha Plant swallowed her whole.

Ludwig: Brilliant plan, Larry! But why does it look bad all of a sudden?

The Piranha Plant fell over and Yoshiki walked out.

Yoshiki: One thing to remember: Piranha Plants are allergic to Yoshi eggs!

Larry: My poor plant!

Ludwig: Correction. Stupid idea, Larry.

After Larry was done mourning the loss of one of his prizewinning plants, the Koopalings headed back inside.

Lemmy: Wanna play crazy eights?

Yoshiki: Sure! I love card games!

Lemmy dealt out the cards. As Yoshiki picked hers up, they exploded in her face.

Yoshiki: *cough... sputter*

Lemmy: Hahaha! Oh that's rich!

Yoshiki: Good... card... trick...

Ludwig: Hahaha! You probably need a drink... Here! Try this.

Yoshiki: No way, you try it.

Ludwig gulped down the drink without any ill effects and then grinned at Yoshiki.

Ludwig: Perhaps you should trust us more?

Yoshiki: Ha! I've got an idea! Let's bake a cake!

Morton: Yeah!

Koopalings except Morton: Boo!

Yoshiki: So what do you want to do?

Iggy: Let's go for a swim!

Wendy: Race you all!

Yoshiki was the first to enter the pool room, probably intentionally. Anyway, she dove in. Two minutes later, she got out.

Yoshiki: Ack! Killer... fish...

Wendy: Oh, I had no IDEA that those Nibbles were in there! Really!

Yoshiki: Ug! Hand me a towel.

Lemmy handed her a towel. It blew up in her face.

Larry: Hahaha! That is even better the second time!

Yoshiki: *cough* Why don't we just lie down?

Iggy: Great! Why don't you sit on this chair?

Yoshiki: No way! Ludwig, get off the couch! I need to rest.

Ludwig obeyed, and Yoshiki lay down. There was a big crash as a gigantic metal fist crushed half the couch, narrowly missing Yoshiki.

Yoshiki: How did you... You were sitting on this a minute ago!

Ludwig: Another invention of mine! A weight panel was installed! Of course you weigh less then me, so the trap was triggered!

Roy: Brilliant!

Morton: Let's go and head to the roof! The starry nights are always good, and fresh air is nice! It reminds me of wedding cake. Speaking of cake, will we be baking one?

Yoshiki put the duct tape back on his mouth, but everyone went to the roof anyway.

Wendy: This is going to be GREAT!

As soon as Yoshiki walked to the center of the roof, Bill Blasters appeared and fired at her. She simply jumped over them.

Yoshiki: Guess I'm better than you thought, eh?

Iggy: Nope, that was the distraction.

Yoshiki: Huh? I- Waaaahhhhggggg!

A giant punching glove popped out of a panel in the roof, knocking Yoshiki into the gardens below.

Larry: Let's go down and watch her spring the rest of our traps.

Ludwig: Indeed. A most enjoyable proposition.

The Koopalings went below and saw Yoshiki had landed in a banana cream pie.

Lemmy: That was MY idea.

Roy: Now the Chainless Chomps will be released from the wall.

Yoshiki: AGGGG!

Wendy: She will run for the wall, but spikes will come out.

Yoshiki: Pointy! Aggg!

Larry: She will stumble backwards into the pit I dug, filled with Tap Taps.

Yoshiki: Oh the pain!

Ludwig: Ah, but my crane will lift her out, and dump her in a vat of tar.

Yoshiki: Hey, leggo! What the- *SPLOOSH!* Pttthh! Ewww!

Morton: BHKHFLLSP:W~K!!! (Then she will fall into the container of feathers!)

Yoshiki: I'll get you all for this!

Roy: Then the vat will fall over, landing her on a Dino-Rhino.

Yoshiki: Woooooah!!! Easy there!!!

Lemmy: But it will knock her off! She will land in a room filled with squirting flowers...

It went on and on from her being shot out of cannons, landing in more pies, being trapped in the bathroom, and landing in goop. When Bowser and Clawdia got home, a badly hurt Yoshiki, tarred, feathered, and goopified, was hanging from a net attached to the ceiling. All the Koopalings were asleep in their rooms, too tired from all the excitement.

Bowser: Wow. This NEVER happened to Kamek!

Clawdia: Look! She got the Koopalings to go to bed EARLY! That never works... even for ME!

Yoshiki: I...

Bowser: No need to ask. You'll be paid extra for a job well done.

Clawdia: Looks like more than her job is well done!

Yoshiki: Ha ha ha. Now could you let me down?

Bowser: Sure. You'll come back next Friday.

Yoshiki: Ahhhh!

Yoshiki got paid, and left in a hurry.

Clawdia: Such a nice babysitter. we should hire her more often!

Bowser: Yes. But funny thing is, Lemmy wanted to write the check himself. I wonder why?

Meanwhile...

Yoshiki: Ug... That was the worst night of my life! At least their money's good!

The check exploded in Yoshiki's face.

Yoshiki: *sputter* Looks like they have the last laugh anyway. My aching back...

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