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Yoshiki: That's it!

Yoshiki grabbed Iggy by the tail and tosses him into Roy.

Yoshiki: No more!

Roy: Ow! Hey! How dare you hurt Iggy? That's my job!

Iggy: Oh, my head...

Larry: Uh... I think I'm leaving...

Larry ran upstairs.

Yoshiki: Yeah, run away... You too, go up with your brother.

The Koopas went to the roof.

Wendy: Okay, she's mean. I want her out or I will throw a tantrum.

Iggy: Okay. *ring, ring* Oh, the cell phone... Okay... No! Not okay!

Iggy hung up.

Iggy: DAD IS... NOT COMING HOME 'TIL 12:00 TOMORROW!

Roy: Well that's great! While she's sleeping we will set traps for her. Come on!

Downstairs...

Yoshiki: Hmmmmm. Bedtime! Well...

Yoshiki lay down and fell asleep.

The next morning...

Yoshiki: *yawn* Ha, nice day.

She moved to get up.

Yoshiki: Huh? Is that a string across the room?

Yoshiki jumped over the string and kicked it, and the sofa catapulted up against a wall.

Yoshiki: Well well well. I underestimated them!

In the lab...

Ludwig: And the last trap is finished.

In the kitchen...

Yoshiki: Breakfast!

She turned on the burner but it didn't heat.

Yoshiki: Stupid stove... Wait!

Yoshiki took a picture of herself and threw it on the burner, and a stream of fire shot out.

Yoshiki: ... Wow. Well, I'm going upstairs.

On the way upstairs she jumped over three steps that the Koopalings had loosened so they she would fall through.

Morton: How is she her doing that to our traps booby traps mmmmmmmppppphhhhhhhhh!

Roy: Shut it.

Yoshiki: And why is there what looks like a split in the floor in the shape of a door?

She spit an egg on it and a trapdoor opened up and the egg fell into a lava pit.

Yoshiki: Hhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yoshiki jumped over the whole.

Yoshiki: They are tricky.

Ludwig: Well now vat?

Iggy: How do we-

Lemmy: Stop her now?

Wendy: I know, my trap is next!

Yoshiki: A mirror on the floor? Hhhhhhhmmmmmmm. A brick wall ahead.

She looked in a mirror and saw laser gun on the ceiling behind her.

Wendy: NOW!

Wendy hit a button on a controller and a laser was fired at the mirror.

Wendy: Hehe! It will bounce off the mirror into her!

Yoshiki: Heh.

She angled the mirror the laser bounced off it into the wall, destroying it. A cannon rolled out and into the lava pit.

Yoshiki: Too pathetic.

Larry: How?  will stop her!

Yoshiki: I see you! ... Where is Larry?

Larry: RIGHT HERE!

Larry swung into her on a ball and chain and the two of them flew into the next room, leaving a hole in the wall.

Larry: Ugh.

Morton: MMMMPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lemmy: Is she dead?

Yoshiki was lying under Larry, who was sitting on her. Suddenly, her eyes opened.

Yoshiki: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

She grabbed Larry and threw him through a wall.

Yoshiki: NO MORE! YOU HEAR ME?! NO MORE!

She started walkings towards the Koopalings.

Ludwig: She's evil! OH MY DAD!

Yoshiki: ... YOU are going down. All six of you. I just wanted to have fun and I... Okay, I'm just here for the money. but you are all nuts and I've crossed the line.

Her mouth suddenly grew ten times bigger.

Yoshiki: NOW time for a big egg!

An egg could be seen coming up into her mouth.

Yoshiki: Now Mario will pay me, you little... Huh?

Larry: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Larry swung back in on the ball and chain. At the last second he took off the chain and the ball hit her, sending Yoshiki and the spiked ball flying into a machine in the lab. The machine exploded and a fried egg spilled onto the floor.

Koopalings: ...

Lemmy: Is the scary Birdo gone?

The smoke cleared, revealing an egg that hatched into a baby Yoshiki.

Iggy: COME ON!

Bowser: There you are... A baby Birdo. Feh.

Bowser threw Yoshiki out the window.

Bowser: I guess the babysitter left early. Aw well, come on. Let's go out for pizza.

The Koopalings, Bowser, and Clawdia left the castle as the story ends.

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