Wario, Strategist: Now it’s down to just three, so a win in the immunity challenge is a must. If I get against Bowser, all those losers known as Koopalings will vote against him because they all were voted off by him! So then they won’t be losers, and I’ll be the winner! Ha ha hah!

Yoshi: Wario, Yoshi thinking of voting Wario off if Yoshi gets immunity.

Wario: Wait! Wait, Yoshi! We’re going to remake an alliance to get rid of Bowser. If you win, spare me, and I’ll do the same (I’ll spare myself!). So, how about it?

Yoshi: Yoshi no trust Wario.

Wario: Come on, Yoshi, we’ve been best buddies from the start, or at least since day 12. If we become the
final two, we’ll be the biggest success comeback story ever!

Yoshi: Yoshi give in.

Wario: YES!!! Wahoo!!!

Bowser, Tyrant: I know those two are plotting against me. But I think that Yoshi would spare me. He’s like
that loser from one of those dumb shows in the past known as Colby because he wins every immunity
challenge it seems, or at least as far as my memory remembers...

Lemmy (from the shore): I have to tell you three losers about tomorrow’s final immunity challenge!

Yoshi: Yoshi no want to hear.

Lemmy: It’s one of those “How much do you know about your fellow losers?” type of challenges.

Yoshi: As Yoshi figured.

Lemmy: Plus, instead of you making some loseristic piece of junk to throw into the lava, we’re just going to have you sit in the lava and enjoy your time with it!

Bowser: Who’s we?

Lemmy: Us.

Bowser: Then who’s us?

Lemmy: We.

Yoshi: Leave Yoshi, Wario, and Bowser alone!

Lemmy: Fine, then, be that way. You won’t get your BIG reward.

Wario: Not me! Come here, Lemmy! Stay for a while!

Lemmy: You can have the reward then! Hey, Hammer, bring that dump truck over here!

Hammer brings the dump truck over there and dumps a ton of lava right on Wario’s head.

Wario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Lemmy: Enough. Anyway, we needed more lava, in my expert opinion.

Wario: In *your* expert opinion.

Lemmy: Well, that’s all for today!

Wario: What a-

Bowser: Come back here, Lemmy! I want some of that lava too!

Wario: Hey, is today over already? It seems like it just started!

Yoshi: Script writer running out of ideas, so script writer asked us to stall.

Wario: How do we stall?

Yoshi: Yoshi, Wario, and Bowser have to add some stupid stuff!

Wario: I get it! We act like Mario! Booga! Booga! Booga!

Bowser, Tyrant: Time to vote off Wario...

Yoshi, Food Analyst: Finally Yoshi gets chance at getting rid of annoying Wario or even more annoying
Bowser.

Bowser, Tyrant: I have the exact idea of how to win: I survive tonight and bribe my Koopalings tomorrow. I
have Ludwig, Morton, and Roy right in my paw! Then all I need is Larry or Wendy... and one of them will give,
possibly both, given that they will receive large sums of money for voting for me to win!

Wario, Strategist: I gave up my Mario act because if I want any chance at winning, I’ve got to get no one to
vote for me tonight and everyone to vote for me tomorrow.

Lemmy (from the shore): Time for our immunity challenge!

Wario: Wait a minute. The day just started, and all of our Mass Massacres have been at night! What’s with this whole thing?

Lemmy: The television network wants us to fit our whole show into a one-hour block. So let’s turn time forward, and let’s go!

Wario: Hold on a second. How do we turn time forward?

Lemmy pulls a Wacky Watch out of his pocket.

Wario: AH!!!

Lemmy uses the Wacky Watch.

Larry: I’m voting you off, Susan!

Wario, Yoshi, and Bowser: OH NO!!!

Lemmy: I’ll use another one I brought with me, and everything will be all right.

Lemmy uses the second Wacky Watch.

The three remaining losers trudge into the next-to-final Mass Massacre. In also come Susan, Roy, Ludwig, Morton, Wendy, and, of course, everyone’s third favorite, Larry! All right, all right, so I was paid to say that about him, but believe me, no more bribing, at least in this paragraph. Lemmy comes in last, throwing pens and notepads at the three remaining losers.

Lemmy: Welcome to the next-to-final Mass Massacre, you losers!

Yoshi: Yippee.

Lemmy: Time for the final immunity challenge, you morons!

Wario: Wahoo.

Lemmy: The challenge is called “How much do you know about your fellow losers?”.

Bowser: Yes!

Lemmy: Wow, Bows- I mean, King Koopa, is actually surprised- and happy about the choice I made- having
this as our challenge instead of getting to eat real food for a challenge.

Wario and Yoshi together: You imbecile!

Bowser: So what?

Lemmy: Here’s the first question: What is Mario’s IQ level?

Wario’s answer: 0

Yoshi’s answer: -3

Bowser’s answer: -33

Lemmy: That’s right, King Dad, -33!!!

Bowser: Yes!!!!!!

Lemmy: That stupid script writer'd better stop. The next question is, which one of these losers sitting across
from you weighs the most?

Wario’s answer: Ludwig

Yoshi’s answer: Roy

Bowser’s answer: Roy

Lemmy: Roy is the correct answer! Bowser 2, Yoshi 1, and Wario a pathetic ZERO!!!!!!

Wario: Yes!!!!!!

Lemmy: That imbecile!!!!!! Anyway, next is... which one of these morons sitting across from you has a section
in Lemmy’s Land known as “Roy’s Sports Hall”?

Wario’s answer: Roy

Yoshi’s answer: Roy

Bowser’s answer: Larry

Lemmy: That’s right, Wario and Yoshi, it’s Roy, of course!!!!!! Any moron would know that!!!!!!

Bowser: Dungeon, Lemmy!!!!!!

Lemmy: Enough! Anyway, tell me which loser sometimes finishes my sentences.

Wario’s answer: Iggy

Yoshi’s answer: Larry

Bowser’s answer: Susan

Lemmy: It’s Iggy! It’s now 2-2-2!

Wario: Next question, please!

Lemmy: All right, already! Here’s a question that was requested by Wendy: How many Pokémon are there,
counting the Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Orange, Violet, White, Black, Silver, Gold, Bronze, Turquoise, Pink,
Crystal, Cerulean, Saffron, and Fuchsia Pokédexes?

Wario’s answer: 1500

Yoshi’s answer: Yoshi has no idea at all!

Bowser’s answer: Why do you think I care?

Lemmy: Bowser, er, I mean, my dear old dad, has the answer right again!

Larry (shouting to Larry): Ask my question next!

Lemmy: Okay, Larry, here goes... which Koopaling is a spy?

Wario’s answer: Larry

Yoshi’s answer: Larry

Bowser’s answer: Susan

Lemmy: Larry is the correct answer! So we have it tied up three-three-three going into the final question:
Which competitor accumulated the most votes on our show?

Wario: Mario

Yoshi: Mario

Bowser: Yoshi

Lemmy: It was... Mario. Bowser, you’re out of any chance at immunity.

Bowser (mumbles): Just like Richard and Tina. Heh heh heh.

Lemmy: Final vote, or, er, I mean, question... what was the first pure reward challenge for?

Wario: Matches

Yoshi: A can opener

Lemmy: I said pure reward challenge, you egghead Wario! Matches were in an immunity challenge. The can
opener was in that pipe-clogging contest. Or whatever, it doesn’t matter what you call it. Anyway, Yoshi wins
immunity, again!

Bowser (mumbles): Just like Colby. Heh heh heh.

Yoshi: Yoshi win immunity!

Lemmy: Now go vote!

Bowser and Wario go to vote.

Lemmy: No, no! You two losers don’t vote, that other loser Yoshi votes!

Yoshi: Hey!

Lemmy: Now go!

Bowser goes to vote.

Lemmy: I’m going to let him vote and see what happens.

Wario goes to vote.

Lemmy: Not him too! Stop! Stop! Those two votes don’t count! Someone go and toss those votes out!

Of course, no one wants to get in a wheelchair, so no one goes.

Lemmy: That was pretty obvious. I’ll have to go myself.

Lemmy empties out the container and two “Bowser” votes fly out and into the lava below. Then Lemmy starts to roll on his ball back.

Lemmy: Hey, for once I didn’t-

SNAP!

Lemmy: Fall.

Yoshi goes to vote.

Yoshi: Yoshi no know how Yoshi got here, because bridge is down. But anyway, Yoshi’s vote belongs to
Bowser, because Bowser poses less of a threat to Yoshi, given the fact that Bowser has all Bowser’s kids ready to vote for him because Koopa Kids have all been bribed.

Stupid Cameraman: Whoops! We just put Yoshi’s vote on air. That was supposed to be a surprise. Oh well!

Lemmy: I’m back! A miracle happened before I hit the lava: Albatoss came and caught me! (Of course, he was
bribed by the producer!) Once I read this vote, the decision is final. (As if anyone would fight it. It’s
not very important to say that.) Now, the final vote, given to me by Albatoss, is for... drumroll, please!

Roy starts pounding on Morton’s head, and the whole jury breaks into a fight. After they all are finished,
Lemmy continues with...

Lemmy: Wario.

Stupid Cameraman, Yoshi, and TV Audience: WHAT?!

Bowser, Tyrant: It’s destiny for me to win.

Wario: Don’t tell me! Don’t tell me! I’m cracking my stick over the head of...

Bowser gets conked on the head with Wario’s stick. The stick breaks and crumples to the ground in little
pieces.

Wario: Hard head.

Lemmy: Get in the cannon, Wario.

Wario gets in the cannon.

Wario: Just like Wario’s Battle Canyon!

The rocket fires Wario, whoops, I forgot the sound effect, BOOM! BLAST! YIPPEE! WHATEVER! Wario goes
flying past... you know.

Lemmy: The mass has spoken.

Yoshi: No, it hasn’t! I voted for Bowser!

Bowser: So did I! Whoops!

Lemmy: Then who, oh well, this game isn’t fair! Go back to your lava! I’ll see you tomorrow for... day 42.

Wario, Strategist: Yoshi didn’t want to vote for me, so- who did?

Who voted for who?
Bowser: Bowser (who knows why)
Wario: Bowser (totally sick of Bowser’s imbecility)
Yoshi: Bowser (feels that Bowser poses less of a threat to him)

Bowser, Tyrant: No one can survive like I can!

Yoshi, Food Analyst: No one can cheat like Bowser can!

Bowser: Look, Yoshi, I didn’t vote for Wario. I honestly voted for myself. I wouldn’t make a strategic vote except in case of emergency. I honestly didn’t!

Yoshi: Uh huh. Then who did?

Bowser: Uh, Wario?

Yoshi: Wario probably voted for Yoshi or Bowser. Maybe Albatoss did!

Bowser: How could Albatoss change your vote without a pencil?

Yoshi: Then this game is fixed! Someone just wants a big showdown: Good vs. Evil! Yoshi vs. Bowser!

Bowser: Exactly! I’m the good, and you’re the evil!

Yoshi: Uh, not exactly!

Bowser: Of course! It all makes sense now! But poor Wario had to pay for it! Then again, that’s a good thing! Well, for me, at least!

Yoshi, Food Analyst: Yoshi still hungry!

Lemmy (from the shore): We’re in a hurry, so let’s have the final Mass Massacre!

Bowser: Yahoo!

Yoshi: Yippee!

Lemmy: But first, we want to let everyone out there in Plit know that we used our instant replay camera, and
it showed no one touching Yoshi’s vote.

Bowser: Then either Yoshi voted for Wario or...

Yoshi: Yoshi write Bowser, not Wario! Some loser must have changed it!

Millenium Star: Ha ha ha. Yoshi, you better stop saying loser or I will take away your Kindness Star Stamp!

Yoshi, Food Analyst: MS stands for Moronic Stupid, not Millenium Star!

Millenium Star: Ha ha ha. Let’s go to that final Mass Massacre Lemmy was talking about!

Bowser: Wait! Wait! I want to take home a souvenir of lava- because I enjoyed it so much.

Millenium Star: Ha ha ha. Let’s go!

Lemmy: Where did that Millenium Star come from? He stole some of my lines!

Millenium Star: Ha ha-

POW!!!

The two remaining losers, the cute one and the big, fat, annoying, huge, dumb, stupid one come into the
FINAL Mass Massacre. In come Susan, Roy, Ludwig, Morton, Wendy, Larry, and Wario, our nice ol’- or old-
jury. All right, not nice, and certainly not ol’- or old-, but they are the jury. Or were. Or whatever. Now Lemmy and that stupid, overgrown, dumb Millenium Star come in.

Lemmy: GO VOTE!!!

Bowser: What about-

Lemmy: Just go vote!!! I want this to be over as soon as possible, so GO VOTE!!!

Bowser: All right, but-

Lemmy: No, not you!

Millenium Star: We’ll both get fired if we don’t play by the rules here.

Lemmy: All right, all right. Look, say your stupid opening statement.

Bowser: I am Bowser, King Koopa, the rightful ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, who shall someday-

Lemmy: No, no! Say something to the jury!

Bowser: Hello, subjects of my rule! I shall defeat that moron Mario and that loser Luigi and that pathetic Peach and I will rule the Mushroom-

Lemmy: No, no! Why to be voted for!

Bowser: If you vote for Yoshi, I’ll gouge your eyes out, tear your tonsils out, and send you to the dungeon for the rest of your life!

Roy: Sounds dangerous!

Lemmy: And you, Yoshi?!

Yoshi: Uh, Yoshi too cute to lose?

Roy: Bravo! Bravo!

Bowser: You’re first, Roy!

Lemmy: Now each of you jury losers come up here and make a statement. You can ask dumb stuff like, “Pick a number from 1 to 10,” or just say a statement of philosophy like, “You’ve been here for 42 days. All you
said and did now comes to this moment where you either win the million coins and a new car, or go home
looking like a loser.”

Roy: I’m for the first one!

Morton: I’m for number two!

Lemmy: Just go! You’re first, Susan!

Susan: Uh, um, uh, is there any vote you’d like to take back?

Yoshi: Yeah, Yoshi would like to have Mario voted off
sooner than Mario was.

Bowser: Bowser, or, er, uh, um, I mean-

Lemmy: Just say it!

Bowser: I would have had Susan voted off before Iggy!

Susan: This is an easy vote.

Roy: Pick a number from 1 to 10!

Bowser: 11!

Yoshi: 7!

Roy: Easy vote.

Ludwig: If there’s one person you would like to give the million coins and new car to, who would it be?

Yoshi: Uh, Birdo!

Bowser: I’d give it to myself!

Ludwig: Of course.

Morton: You’ve been here for-

Lemmy: Next!

Morton: Well!

Wendy: Is there something you would like to take back or say again?

Bowser: Yeah, I’d like to take back all those votes for myself and I’d like to say again that a Koopaling that does not vote for Bowser is a dead Koopaling.

Wendy: And you, Yoshi?

Yoshi: Yoshi would like to take back all the times Yoshi said Mario was a moron!

Millenium Star: How kind!

Yoshi: Mario’s an imbecile!

Millenium Star: There goes the Kindness Star Stamp!

Yoshi: Yoshi would like to say again that... YOSHI STILL HUNGRY!!!

Wendy: Of course, but how cute.

Larry: Uh, is there, uh, is there, uh...

Lemmy: Just go, you idiotic lamebrain!

Larry: Uh, is there, uh, is there, uh...

Lemmy: Hit the fast forward button!

Larry: Any reason I should vote for you?

Yoshi: Yes!

Larry: Uh, what is it?

Yoshi: Yoshi still hungry!

Larry: And you, Bowser?

Bowser: No!

Larry: I knew that much already!

Wario: I’m final, or last, or whatever, but, here’s my question, Yoshi, WHY DID YOU VOTE FOR ME?!

Yoshi: Yoshi didn’t!

Wario: You had to have!

Bowser: I agree with Yoshi! I should have been voted off, but those votes should go to me now- because, I
WANT TO WIN!!!

Wario: Do you?

Lemmy: Now, FINALLY, it’s time to vote!

Millenium Star: Wait! Wait!

Lemmy: What now, little star?

Millenium Star: I have to ask one of those heart-piercing questions.

Lemmy: What is it?

Millenium Star: Do you want to buy a Star?

Lemmy: Call the police! Call the Koopa Army! This Star needs help!

Susan: I’m voting now!

Lemmy: Go ahead!

Susan goes to vote.

Susan, Pain in the Neck: Isn’t Yoshi cute? I’m voting for Yoshi!

Roy: I’m waiting until the end.

Ludwig goes to vote.

Ludwig, Genius: I’m voting for King Dad, because I know what happens to me if I don’t!

Morton goes to vote.

Morton, Philosopher: King Koopa- mmmmmmmmph!

Lemmy: Good job, Roy!

Wendy goes to vote.

Wendy, Beauty Queen: That cute little dino- Yoshi- needs the money more than Dad does. He gets my vote.

Larry goes to vote.

Larry, Spy: Call me a scaredy cat, but dear old Dad, Bowser, you may know him as, gets my vote, because- he’s fierce when he loses!

Wario goes to vote.

Wario, Strategist: Strategy doesn’t win when people CHEAT!!! Anyway, my vote- surprisingly to you
all- goes to Yoshi, because we were pals the whole time, and I think that screwball script writer fixed that vote.

Remind me next time to not put you in the story.

Wario, Strategist: Sure, I mean, hey!

Roy goes to vote.

Roy, Heavyweight Contender: The number was... 12.

Lemmy: I’ll go tally the votes.

Lemmy- you know.

Millenium Star: I’ll read the votes. Vote one is for... Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yay!

Millenium Star: Vote two is for... Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yes!

Millenium Star: Vote three is for... Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yippee!

Millenium Star: Vote four is for (slowly unfolding the vote)...

Everyone holds their breath.

Millenium Star: Bowser.

Everyone: Awwwww!

Millenium Star: Vote five is for... Bowser.

Yoshi: Here Yoshi and everyone else go.

Millenium Star: Vote six is, of course, for... Bowser.

Yoshi: Of course.

Millenium Star: Three votes for Yoshi, three votes for Bowser. Vote seven is for-

POW!!!

Lemmy: I’m back! Here’s a big surprise for you losers! You’re now going to have to wait a tiny bit longer to
find out the winner. In fact, a lot longer, because the last and final vote will be read seven years from today!

Yoshi and Bowser: Seven years?!

Lemmy: That’s right! Now just keep calm and go home and relax. You’ll find out soon enough.

Lemmy: Welcome, all you losers, to the Mass Massacre of the original, and first, Mario/Koopa Survivor! I
know you’re all dying to find out who won, but first let’s meet the contestants and find out how they’ve
changed since then!

Toad, Mushroom Retainer: Hi, I’m Toad, the Mushroom with an annoying voice, yeah, that’s me, and I’m here
to say, BOWSER AND YOSHI STINK!!! That’s all!

Luigi, Plumbus Wettus: I’m Luigi, the star of the new game Luigi Party 3, as Mario has spent his time in the
mental hospital during the last three big games.

The King, King: I’m The King, who is actually now known as The Servant, after that stupid Princess Daisy
took over our kingdom!

Waluigi, Scaredy Cat: Is anyone watching me?

Stupid Cameraman: Baby Brother is watching you.

Waluigi, Scaredy Cat: No! Not him! I’d better-

Peach, Princess: I wish! Princess Daisy took over my kingdom after I married Mario and his intellect rubbed
off on me. I failed my IQ test by finishing with the second-lowest score ever, -3, and Princess Daisy kicked me out. She and that stupid Luigi, who she’s married to, but Luigi is so dumb, he doesn’t know he’s married to her, because he spends his time-

Stupid Cameraman: We don’t wanna know.

Lemmy: Mario is in a mental hospital running around singing to the Creepy Cavern song. It’s too bad he is
trying to ruin that classic song from that old, old game known as Mario Party 3. Finding a working Nintendo 64 on Plit is harder than getting Mario to say a sentence that makes sense. Anyway, on to-

Iggy, Paperweight: Hi, I’m Iggy, the ruler of Giant Land and Yoshi’s Island. I spend my time picketing outside Nintendo headquarters, because they are still so dumb that they will not put us Koopalings in a game! They are even dumber because they made Pikachu their mascot! And worst of all, in Luigi Party 3, there are more Game Guy spaces than blue spaces! What’s this world coming to?

Susan, Pain in the Neck: Hello, everybody, I’m Susan B. Koopa, the wife of Larry Koopa. I know, I know, Larry would never marry me! But I have ways of getting Koopas to fall for me- it must be my perfume!

Roy, Heavyweight Contender: I’m Roy Koopa, Koopa Hockey League MVP! I know, you ask, how did Roy Koopa become MVP of a hockey league? Simple. I punch out all the players on the other team before the game and then their team must forfeit the game. It’s so easy, and my team- the Koopas- is 294-0 (counting playoffs) the last three seasons as KHL Champs!

Ludwig, Genius: I am Ludwig von Koopa, mad scientist and inventor. All of Plit knows me because I am
world-famous for my inventions! Anywhere you walk, you are walking on my conveyor belt walkways. Everyone drives my flying machines and lives in my mansions, which have all the luxuries of a castle. Of course, Castle Koopa is the best, and believe me, everyone knows Ludwig von Koopa!

Morton, Philosopher: I am Morton Koopa Jr.- mmph! Mmmmmmmmmmmph! Mmmmph! Mmph! Mph!
MMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Lemmy: Good job again, Roy!

Wendy, Beauty Queen: I am Wendy O. Koopa, the beauty queen and fashion model of the Planet of Plit. I am
considered a role model and a star.

Everyone on Plit: YUK!!!

Larry, Spy: I’m Larry Koopa, and that perfume of Susan- that makes me fall for her, or fall down in front of her gasping for air and passing out!

Wario, Strategist: I am Wario, known as the Miracle Star in Luigi Party 3, well, at least in my games, but
some call me the #1 Cheater in Luigi Party 3. So what if I get Hidden Blocks to come up left and right? Or
win tenfold coins on the Game Guy mini-games? Tough! Cheaters always win!

Lemmy: Now it’s time for everyone to find out who is the champion, who is the winner of one million coins
and a new car, but, actually, due to inflation, the one million coins is just enough to pay off takes on the seven-year old car, which was new back when we had the first 42 days. Now it’s obsolete! Anyway, now it’s time to find out the winner.

Bowser: I can’t breathe!

Yoshi: Hurry up!

Lemmy: The winner of the first Mario/Koopa Survivor contest is...

Everyone on Plit holds their breath.

Lemmy: Yoshi.

Yoshi: Yay! Yoshi won! Yoshi won! Ha ha ha hah!

Lemmy: Bowser, you should-

CRACK! Right on Roy’s head.

Lemmy: How did you know it was-

Bowser: I’m getting in the cannon and never coming back.

Lemmy: Why, King Dad?

Bowser: My own children, betraying me!

Lemmy: Well, here, take your 100,000 coins and leave for good! I’ll take over as king!

Bowser (in the cannon): Wait a minute!

Lemmy: The mass has spoken.

BOOM! Bowser goes through the brand new Pizza Hut advertisement sign that Toad, Luigi, The King, Waluigi, Peach, Mario, Iggy, Susan, Roy, Ludwig, Morton, Wendy, Larry, and Wario had once gone through.
He lands in the lava and becomes King of the Podoboos.

Bowser, Tyrant: Hey, this is a mid-life crisis, but actually life without Mario and those bratty kids and being able to rule over Podoboos and be an absolute monarch at last is awesome!

(King) Lemmy: I love happy endings.

Yoshi: Thank Wario, thank Susan, thank Wendy, and thank-

Roy: I voted for you, even though you picked 7, Bowser picked 11, and the correct number was 12.

Yoshi: Why?

Roy: You’re too cute!

Ludwig, Genius: Some heavyweight contender! Too sentimental! I’m re-voting Roy off!

Morton, Philosopher: Mmmmph! Mmmmph! Mph mmph mmmph mmmmph mmmmmph mmmmmph! Mmph?

Stupid Cameraman: Translation: Ludwig! Ludwig! I am voting Roy off too! Okay?

Ludwig: Okay!

Larry: I’m joining the anti-Roy alliance!

Susan: Yoshi’s too cute to deny the prize.

Wendy: Yoshi irked me at times, but he is *too* cute to deny giving him the prize over Bowser- who’s gone
now!

Yoshi: Come with Yoshi, Wario, and Birdo and Yoshi will welcome Wario to Yoshi’s Island, a place of fun and happiness!

Wario: What money do you have?

Yoshi: The money Yoshi stole off producer.

Roy, Heavyweight Contender: I actually voted for Yoshi because he’d be easier to steal the car off of!

Roy steals the piece-of-junk car.

Roy: Yippee!

BOOM!!! The car explodes.

Roy, Heavyweight Contender: No fair!

(King) Lemmy: Well, Yoshi, what do you have left to say?

Yoshi, Food Analyst: Yoshi still hungry!

Who voted for who?
Larry: Bowser (afraid of being tortured by Bowser)
Ludwig: Bowser (felt that no Mario Gang member should receive the prize, plus also scared of the wrath of
Bowser)
Morton: Bowser (wanted his dear ol’ dad to win, but also was scared and afraid of possible Bowser punishment)
Roy: Yoshi (felt that Yoshi would be easier to steal the car off of, but had that ounce of sentiment too)
Susan: Yoshi (too cute to deny the prize)
Wario: Yoshi (Yoshi and him had been pals since the start)
Wendy: Yoshi (too cute to resist voting for him)

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