The Great Mario Kart Race

Finished by Mario64, originally by Simon

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Bowser: Beat that, Mario!

Mario: I will!

Mario goes over to Luigi.

Mario: Ok, Luigi, here's what you do. You take this box of tacks and when Bowser is behind you and in front of me, throw the tacks onto the track and we've got him!

Luigi: Ok! Just don't tell him!

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome to the second day of racing! Here, we race in Donut Plains! Introducing our champ, Bowser!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Goomba: And our second place finisher, Koopa Troopa!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: And our third place contestant, Mario!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: And our fourth place racer, Yoshi!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Goomba: And everyone else... Luigi, DK Jr, Peach, and Toad!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lakitu: This is a much longer and harder course! Good luck, though! On your marks, get set, GO!

Suddenly Luigi and Bowser take the lead!

Current Standings:
1st: Bowser
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Mario
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Koopa Troopa
6th: Toad
7th: Peach
8th: Yoshi

Yoshi: Me not so lucky this time!

Ludwig: Mario and Luigi are catching up!

Wendy: I have an idea!

Wendy spills oil on the track after Bowser passes by that area, and the Brothers slip into 3rd and 4th place.

DK Jr: Me get ahead of Bowser and me win!

Luigi: Ok! That does it!

Mario and Luigi grab item boxes. Luigi gets a Red Shell and Mario gets a Spiny Shell!

Mario: Yeah! The best shell!

Mario throws his shell. Luigi dodges it but Bowser gets hit directly!

Bowser: NOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: WHY THAT MARIO!!!

Everyone finishes a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Bowser
3rd: Mario
4th: Peach
5th: DK Jr.
6th: Toad
7th: Yoshi
8th: Koopa Troopa

Mario takes out a walkie talkie and so does Luigi.

Mario: (talking into the walkie talkie) Get ready with those tacks!

Luigi: (talking into the walkie talkie) Ok!

Luigi spills some tacks onto the track and Bowser is heading straight for them!

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! I NEED A STAR TO PROTECT FROM THE TACKS!

Bowser runs into an item box and gets a Star.

Bowser: All right!

Mario pulls up alongside Bowser.

Mario: I'll take that!

Mario swipes the Star out of Bowser's hands, and then they go onto the tacks.

Iggy: Quick! Get some tires!

The Koopalings go and get Bowser four new tires. But when they came back, Bowser had fallen into 8th place!

Bowser: I can't believe Mario used Luigi to stop me!

The Koopalings replace the tires and Bowser gets back on track. The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Yoshi
4th: Peach
5th: Koopa Troopa
6th: Toad
7th: DK Jr.
8th: Bowser

Mario: It's the final lap! This is it! Luigi, you try to keep Bowser from catching me!

Luigi: Ok!

As the other racers keep fighting, Bowser gets a Spiny Shell!

Bowser: Yeah!

Larry: Dad now has a chance of winning!

Bowser throws the shell. The Spiny Shell hits everyone in its path. Mario comes to a gap and he crosses. But the Spiny Shell doesn't make it!

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Bowser
3rd: Luigi
4th: Toad
5th: DK Jr.
6th: Peach
7th: Yoshi
8th: Koopa Troopa

Bowser: I will now catch up to you!

Mario: Oh yeah?!

Mario grabs an item box and gets Triple Green Shells. Bowser gets a Red Shell and throws it, btut one of the Green Shells blocks it!

Bowser: Aww man!

Bowser gets another Red Shell and throws it, but it is blocked by another Green Shell!

Bowser: Darn it! Now that there is only one shell left, the defenses are low!

Mario picks up his last shell and throws it a Bowser. Bowser falls into third place. The racers cross the finish line!

Goomba: And the winner is, Mario!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Koopalings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lemmy: At least our King Dad got third place!

Goomba: Here are the results!

Finishing Places:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: Peach
5th: Toad
6th: Yoshi
7th: DK Jr.
8th: Koopa Troopa

Current Standings:
Mario: 12
Bowser: 12
Luigi: 5
Koopa Troopa: 5
Peach: 1
Yoshi: 1
Toad: 0
DK Jr: 0

Goomba: It's a tie between Bowser and Mario! Who will win the next race? Come back tomorrow when we race in Canyon Plateau!

Bowser: Are you ready to race with me tomorrow?!

Mario: Always ready!
 

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome back, everyone! It's our third day of racing! Introducing our tied champions, Mario and Bowser!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopaings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Goomba: Our tied second place contestants, Luigi and Koopa Troopa!

Crowd:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: Our tied third place finishers, Peach and Yoshi!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: And our last place losers,Toad and DK Jr!

Crowd and Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Lakitu: On your marks, get set, GO!

Mario and Bowser are neck and neck! Then Luigi accidentally bumps into Mario.

Mario: Mamamia!

Current Standings:
1st: Bowser
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Mario
4th: DK Jr.
5th:  Koopa Troopa
6th: Yoshi
7th: Toad
8th: Peach

Bowser: I'm gonna win again!

Mario grabs an item box and gets a Red Shell. Mario throws the shell at Bowser, but Bowser throws a Green Shell back to block and destroy the Red Shell!

Mario: No!

Bowser: Yes!

The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Bowser
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Mario
4th: Yoshi
5th: Koopa Troopa
6th: Peach
7th: DK Jr.
8th: Toad

Mario: Ok! Time to cheat!

Mario throws his hat like a boomerang to knock Bowser out.

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

The hat comes back to Mario.

DK Jr: Me must stop Mario!

DK Jr. hits an item box and gets a Banana. DK Jr. throws his Banana on the track and Mario slips on it!

Mario: Mamamia!

Mario falls back into third place. Everyone then finishes a lap.

Mario: Ok! Time to cheat real good!

Mario hits an item box and gets a Spiny Shell. Marios shell hits Luigi and Bowser.

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario moves into first place!

Bowser: Ok! That's it!

Bowser picks up Luigi and throws him into Mario.

Mario: Mamamia!

Mario falls back into third place. Everyone crosses the finish line!

Goomba: Bowser wins!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Iggy: Isn't this great?

Lemmy: Yup!

Wendy: Now Mario will lose!

Finishing Places:
1st: Bowser
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Mario
4th: Toad
5th: Koopa Troopa
6th: Peach
7th: DK Jr.
8th: Yoshi

Current Standings:
Bowser: 21
Mario: 15
Luigi: 10
Koopa Troopa: 5
Peach: 1
Yoshi: 1
Toad: 1
DK Jr: 0

Mario goes over to Bowser.

Mario: Bowser, I might be in second place right now, but you just wait until tomorrow!

Bowser: I will!

Goomba: The next race will take place in Freezing Valley!

Bowser: I can't wait to put Mario on thin ice!

Mario: I can't wait to freeze Bowser in an ice block!
 

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome back to The Great Mario Kart Race! Today, we race in Freezing Valley! Introduing our first place champ, Bowser!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Goomba: And our second place winner, Mario! And our third place finsiher, Luigi! Followed by Koopa Troopa. Then Peach, Toad, and Yoshi, tied with 1 point! And our loser, DK Jr!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lakitu: On your marks, get set, GO!

Mario and Bowser both start it off.

Mario: I'm gonna win this competition!

Bowser: No you won't!

Bowser gets an item box and gets a Green Shell. Bowser throws it at Mario. But he misses!

Mario: Missed me!

Mario taunts Bowser. While this is going on Bowser isn't looking where he's going, and he crashes into a snowman!

Bowser: AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Bowser falls into third place.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Toad
6th: Koopa Troopa
7th: Peach
8th: Yoshi

Larry: Dad needs help!

Larry puts a block of ice in Mario's way.

Mario: I knew this Fire Flower would come in handy one day!

Mario uses the Fire Flower to make a fireball to melt the ice block.

Larry: Darn it!

The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: Yoshi
5th: Toad
6th: DK Jr.
7th: Toad
8th: Peach

DK Jr. prepares to throw a Spiny Shell at Mario.

DK Jr: Me hope me don't miss!

DK Jr. throws the Spiny Shell. It hits Luigi along the way. But Mario blocks it with a triple shell ring.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Bowser
3rd: Luigi
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Koopa Troopa
6th: Peach
7th: Toad
8th: Yoshi

Luigi gets a Boo and steals a Star from Peach.

Peach: No!

Luigi becomes invincible and knocks Bowser out of the way.

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Bowser falls into third place. The racers finish another lap.

Current Standings:

1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Toad
6th: Koopa Troopa
7th: Yoshi
8th: Peach

Bowser: Ok! That is it!

Bowser grabs an item box and gets a Red Shell. He crashes that shell into Luigi!

Luigi: Mamamia!

Luigi falls into third place.

Bowser: Now to take care of Mario!

Bowser catches up to Mario.

Mario: Look! A Star for invincibility!

Bowser: Where?

Bowser falls into third place. Everyone crosses the finish line!

Goomba: Mario wins!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!

Koopalings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Finishing Places
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Toad
6th: Koopa Troopa
7th: Peach
8th: Yoshi

Current Standings:
Mario: 24
Bowser: 24
Luigi: 15
Koopa Troopa: 5
Peach: 1
Yoshi: 1
Toad: 1
DK Jr: 1

Goomba: Mario and Bowser are tied again! Come back tomorrow, when we race in Bowser's Castle!

Bowser: A race at my own castle! How great is that?
 

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome back once again! We race in Bowser's Castle this time!

Ludwig: I hope Dad wins here!

Iggy: I'm gonna feel bad if he loses in his own castle!

Wendy: Relax. He'll win!

Goomba: Introducing our champions, Mario...

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: ...and Bowser!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!

Goomba: And in second place, Luigi! Followed by Koopa Troopa! And finally, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, and DK Jr.

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lakitu: On your marks, get set, GO!

Mario and Bowser take the lead until Mario hits a Thwomp!

Thwomp: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Mario falls into third place.

Current Standings:
1st: Bowser
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Mario
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Yoshi
6th: Koopa Troopa
7th: Peach
8th: Toad

Mario gets mad. He gets a Boo and steals a a Star from someone. He uses it to kill the Thwomp and move into second place.

Bowser: You're good.

Mario: Thanks!

Bowser: But not good enough!!

Mario and Bowser come to the lava bridge. Mario knocks Bowser into the lava.

Bowser: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bowser falls into eighth place. Then the racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Mario
3rd: DK Jr.
4th: Koopa Troopa
5th: Toad
6th: Peach
7th: Yoshi
8th: Bowser

Bowser: I must get ahead!

Bowser gets an item box and gets Triple Red Shells. Bowser throws a Red Shell at Yoshi.

Yoshi: AWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!

Bowser throws another one at Peach.

Peach: NOOOOO!!!

Bowser throws his last one at Toad.

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Everyone who's been hit falls into 6th, 7th, and 8th place.

Larry: C'mon, Dad! Just a few more racers!

Lemmy: You can do it!

The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Mario
3rd: Koopa Troopa
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Bowser
6th: Yoshi
7th: Peach
8th: Toad

Bowser gets a Star and knocks DK Jr. out of the way. DK Jr. cries.

Koopa Troopa: You can't get past me!

Bowser picks up Koopa Troopa and puts him behind him.

Bowser: All right, Mario! This is the end for you!

Bowser picks up Luigi and throws him into Mario.

Mario: Mamamia!

The racers cross the finish line.

Goomba: Bowser wins!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Finishing Places:
1st: Bowser
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Mario
4th: Koopa Troopa
5th: Toad
6th: DK Jr.
7th: Yoshi
8th: Peach

Current Standings:
Bowser: 33
Mario: 27
Luigi: 20
Koopa Troopa: 6
DK Jr: 1
Toad: 1
Peach: 1
Yoshi: 1

Goomba: Come back tomorrow when we race in DK Jungle!
 

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome to our sixth race of the competition! Introducing our champ, Bowser!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Goomba: And Mario! Followed by Luigi. Then Koopa Troopa. Followed by DK Jr, Peach, Yoshi, and Toad!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Suddenly DK appears out of nowhere!

Mario: DK Jr. was Diddy Kong all along?

DK: Yup!

Goomba: Anyway, let's get back to the race!

Lakitu: This is a very dangerous race! Good luck! On your marks, get set, GO!

Mario and Bowser both take the lead.

Mario: You're gonna lose!

Bowser: Never!

Bowser grabs an item box and gets a shell. Mario gets a Boo to steal the shell. Then he throws it at Bowser.

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bowser falls into third place.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Peach
6th: Yoshi
7th: Toad
8th: Koopa Troopa

Mario and Bowser come to the bridge.

Mario: Now you will lose!

Mario knocks Bowser off the bridge into the water.

Koopalings: Dad needs help!

Bowser falls into eighth place, but the Koopalings throw a Spiny at Koopa Troopa, stopping him.

Koopa Troopa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: DK Jr.
4th: Toad
5th: Peach
6th: Yoshi
7th: Bowser
8th: Koopa Troopa

Bowser: I'm gonna beat everyone!

Bowser gets a Triple Red Shell. He throws a Red Shell at Yoshi.

Yoshi: AWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!!

Bowser throws another shell at Peach.

Peach: HADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Bowser throws his last shell at Toad.

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Bowser: And now to take care of Diddy Kong!
him!!!

DK gets angry and throws Bowser really high. But with luck, he lands in third place.

Bowser: Now to take care of those Marios!

The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Koopa Troopa
6th: Peach
7th: Yoshi
8th: Toad

Bowser gets a Star from an item box and uses it to wipe out Luigi!

Luigi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!

Bowser: And now for Mario!

Bowser tries to get Mario. But Mario fights back and Bowser falls into third place.

Luigi: Thanks, Mario!

Mario: You're welcome!

The racers cross the finish line.

Goomba: Mario wins!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Finishing Places:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Toad
6th: Peach
7th: Yoshi
8th: Koopa Troopa

Current Standings:
Mario: 36
Bowser: 36
Luigi: 25
DK Jr: 6
Koopa Troopa: 6
Yoshi: 1
Peach: 1
Toad: 1

Goomba: Mario and Bowser are tied for the third time! Come back tomorrow when we race on the Banshee Boardwalk!

Mario: And then Rainbow Road!!!

Goomba: Yeah.
 

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome back! This competition is coming to a close. We race on Banshee Boardwalk and then Rainbow Road! Introducing our once again tied winners, Mario...

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: ...and Bowser!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Goomba: And here's Luigi! Followed by Koopa Troopa. then Diddy Kong, followed by Toad, Peach, and Yoshi!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DK Jr: Me name not Diddy Kong!

Mario: Yes it is. It's just that DK Jr. is shorter!

DK Jr: Oh yeah.

Goomba: Well, anyway... Let's begin!

Lakitu: This is the semi-final race! You really have to get crazy here! On your marks, get set, GO!

Peach starts it off.

Peach: I'm finally gonna win a race!

Mario: In your dreams, my love!

Mario and Luigi pass Peach, and a few seconds later, so does Bowser!

Current Standings:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: Peach
5th: Toad
6th: Yoshi
7th: DK Jr.
8th: Koopa Troopa

Suddenly Mario and Luigi come to the caves. Bats come flying out of a box, knocking Mario into the water and into eighth place!

Mario: MAMAMIA!!!

Bowser: YES! IT FINALLY HAPPENED AFTER ALL THESE RACES!

Iggy: I knew Mario would fall into eighth place one day!

Steam that is 1,000 degrees comes out of Mario's ears.

Mario: EVERYONE OUT OF MY WAY!!!

Koopa Troopa: What's wrong with him?

Toad: He's just having a bad day.

Mario zooms past the three racers ahead of him and over to Toad. Then the racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Bowser
3rd: Peach
4th: Toad
5th: Mario
6th: Yoshi
7th: Koopa Troopa
8th: Yoshi

Toad: I'm doomed!

Mario picks up Toad and throws him behind himself.

Peach: Here we go again!

Mario uses a Green Shell to stop Peach and move on.

Mario: It's the end of the line for you!

Bowser: Bring it on!

Mario and Bowser start gathering items and fighting with them.

Luigi: I hope those two fall into eighth place so I can finally win one race!

Mario gets an idea.

Mario: Look! A Star for invincibility!

Bowser: Where?

Bowser doesn't know he is about to fall in the water, and he does!

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bowser falls into eighth place. Then the racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Mario
3rd: Peach
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Toad
6th: Yoshi
7th: Koopa Troopa
8th: Bowser

Bowser: That does it!

Koopa Troopa: You ain't gonna pass me!

Koopa Troopa get a Mushroom to jump the water in the bat room. He makes it, but Bowser falls in!

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Bowser falls even further behind. Meanwhile, Mario tries to get ahead of Luigi, but can't! The racers cross the finish line.

Goomba: Luigi wins!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Finishing Places:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Mario
3rd: Toad
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Peach
6th: Koopa Troopa
7th: Yoshi
8th: Bowser

Current Standings:
Mario: 41
Bowser: 36
Luigi: 34
DK Jr: 7
Koopa Troopa: 6
Toad: 4
Peach: 1
Yoshi: 1

Goomba: Come back tomorrow when we race in Rainbow Road! The final course!!!
 

The next day...

Goomba: Welcome to our final race of the contest! Introducing Mario!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: And in second, Bowser!

Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Koopalings: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Goomba: Followed by Luigi. Then Koopa Troopa, DK Jr, and Peach! And finally, Toad and Yoshi!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lakitu: All right! This is Rainbow Road. You have to fight dirtier than ever before to win! On your marks, get set, GO!!!

Mario and Bowser start by going down the bridge.

Bowser: I must win those 1,000,000 coins!!!

Mario: The only way that'll happen is if I don't win a point!

Bowser: I'll make sure of it!

Bowser gets a Green Shell and throws it at Mario, but misses.

Mario: Ha! Ya missed me!

Mario gets a Red Shell and hits Bowser.

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Bowser falls into third place.

Bowser: GRRRRRR!!!

Mario: YEAH!

Suddenly Luigi appears besides Mario.

Luigi: I hope you hate losing. Because I'm gonna beat you!

Mario: Yeah right!

The racers finish a lap.

Current Standings
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: Koopa Troopa
5th: DK Jr.
6th: Yoshi
7th: Toad
8th: Peach

Mario and Luigi fight each other with items.

Peach: I just have to win!

Peach gets a Spiny Shell and throws it. It hits almost everyone in its way. It comes up to Bowser.

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Bowser tries to get away but the shell just won't give up! The shell hits him!.

Bowser: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Then it skips Luigi and hits Mario!

Mario: Mamamia!

Mario falls over the guardrail and into the abyss! Lakitu picks him up.

Lakitu: Don't mess up again.

Mario had just fallen into eighth place. Then the racers finish a lap.

Current Standings:
1st: Luigi
2nd: Bowser
3rd: Koopa Troopa
4th: DK Jr.
5th: Peach
6th: Toad
7th: Yoshi
8th: Mario

Mario hits an item box and gets a Mushroom.

Mario: Yes! Now I can take a huge shortcut!

Mario comes to the long ramp down. He uses the Mushroom and jumps and gets SOOOOOOOOO far ahead of the others!

Ludwig: It's over! Dad's gonna lose!

Wendy: There's a 99 percent chance that you're right!

Luigi: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Bowser: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!

Luigi and Bowser grow angry. They are getting Mushrooms out of item boxes and dashing. Pretty soon they get to Mario.

Mario: You're really good! Too bad we're almost at the finish line!

Luigi: GRRRRRR!!!

Luigi gets many items and uses them on Mario, but Mario keeps negating the effects.

Luigi: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

The racers cross the finish line.

Goomba: IT'S OVER!!!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Koopalings: We hope our dad won.

Finishing Places:
1st: Mario
2nd: Luigi
3rd: Bowser
4th: Koopa Troopa
5th: DK Jr.
6th: Peach
7th: Toad
8th: Yoshi

Final Standings:
Mario: 50
Luigi: 39
Bowser: 39
Koopa Troopa: 7
DK Jr: 6
Peach: 1
Toad: 1
Yoshi: 1

Goomba: Here are the results. The winner is... MARIO!!!

Crowd: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!

Koopalings: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Goomba: Whoops! It's a tie between Luigi and Bowser! They will battle for 2nd and 3rd place. But before that, here are the rest of the results. Koopa Troopa is 4th!

Koopa Troopa: Aww man! I'm in the red zone!

Goomba: DK Jr. is 5th!

DK Jr: Me was Diddy Kong all along!

Goomba: Peach is 6th because she came in 6th in this race.

Peach: Mario's real good.

Goomba: Toad is 7th!

Toad: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Goomba: Yoshi loses by a lotta points.

Yoshi cries.

Goomba: Now for the battle between Luigi and Bowser! They will battle on a skyscraper!

Bowser: I hope you hate heights!

Luigi: I don't.

Luigi pushes Bowser into a hole. But Luigi accidently goes in with him! Luigi and Bowser now have two balloons left. The Koopalings throw a shell into the arena and Luigi loses a balloon. Mario throws a Banana peel on the arena and Bowser loses a balloon.

Mario: That does it!

Mario goes into the battle and tries to throw Bowser into a hole.

Iggy: Goomba, he's cheating!

Goomba: So? It's allowed!

The Koopalings go onto the arena and try to help Bowser. But he's already fallen!

Goomba: Luigi is second and Bowser is third!

Lemmy: Oh No!!!

Goomba gives 1,000,000 coins to Mario.

Mario: Thanks!

Goomba gives 500,000 coins to Luigi.

Luigi: Thank you!

Bowser: I cannot believe they got the 1.5 million dollars!

Koopalings: Cheer up, Dad. There's always next year.

Bowser: Yeah. But you're all grounded as punishment for letting me down!!!

Mario: We did it.

Luigi: Yes we did.

The End

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