The New Life of Bowser

Finished by Slimer49'r, originally by Buddy

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Chapter Six: The End of All to Come

Toad de Long: Polly wanna cracker? Oh. Sorry people, I didn't see you there. I was feeding my parrot.

Fun Guy: Cuz you're a moronic idiot?

Toad de Long: ... Well, anyway, here are the next chapters. They are the final ones, and full of excitement!

Fun Guy: Actually no, you moron. No excitement.

Toad de Long: I'VE BEEN JIPPED!!!
 

Mario, Peach, Bowser, Morton, Wendy, and Iggy all sat around a fire in Iggy's living room.

"How do you like it?" Iggy asked.

"It's very nice. Very homely," Bowser responded.

Mario sighed. He looked around at the large room.

"So... King Dad, tell us about Grandpappy!" Wendy said.

The other Koopalings nodded happily in agreement.

Bowser smiled. "Well, I should probably tell you about my route through Toad Town before I got here. I was thinking to be a good guy. Since I had lost my army, I was trying to make a peace offering with the Mushroom Kingdom."

Mario looked on, interested. "When I was coming, I tried to eat a bunny," Bowser started.

"My bunny," Iggy replied.

"Yes. Well, I found some Mushroomer children playing with little toys. My toy came to life and I fought it! Last thing I remembered was, I blacked out and was here the next thing I knew. Now... about King Morton. He was my father. He was a very busy man. Always plotting war. At first, Kamek had to babysit me all the time. I remember my first encounter with Yoshi... then, a short while after, the Shroobs came. They attacked the world. But Mario and Luigi, with the help of the future Mario and Luigi, who are now the past Mario and Luigi, who are you guys, beat them all. Then Dad ordered a full frontal invasion on Yoshi's Island, and Mario and Luigi went to Earth. A while later, I tried to get the throne, so I changed my brother into a frog. But he still got the throne! So, angered by this as I was, I... killed him. I killed your grandpappy. I'm ashamed of it to this day," Bowser said.

The rest stared. Bowser sighed. "Mario, why don't you tell us of your story in my castle and about how Yoshi and Birdo died."

"Well, okay," Mario said. "Well, I came to your castle looking for you. I wanted to see If you had anything evil planned, but now I know you're done, and you were not even there. It took me a long time to navigate your entire castle, especially when Peach came. She taught me a cool way of dodging Thwomps, but unfortunately we were captured by Iggy's troops."

Iggy nodded solumnly. "I see..."

"And about Yoshi and Birdo? Well, a couple of years back, there was commotion on Yoshi's Island. They were enjoying their time together, but a hooded figure known as "Harrando" came. They tried to fight him, but he was to powerful in the dark arts. He threw them both into the volcano, where their flesh was burned off," Mario finished.

The group talked a little more, and ate food from Iggy's pantry. Then they decided to all go home. Wendy jumped out the window, saluting the rest of them. Morton returned to his castle. Mario and Peach walked home. Bowser followed them. At first people were a bit nervous, but then Mario spoke up.

"Citizens of Toad Town. You no longer fear the King of the Koopas, because, he has given up evil. He is now a friend of ours. Everyone give him a round of applause!" Mario said.

The crowd errupted into great cheers as Bowser smiled. He pumped his fists into the air and roared triumphantly. Luigi smiled at them when Peach and Mario went into the castle. Mario and Peach went into their room and kissed, now that they had some privacy...

Meanwhile, Bowser lived in a new house in Toad Town, one not as dark and gloomy as his old castle. And he thought to himself, Maybe being good isn't so bad after all...

THE END

Toad de Long: *sniffle* Wow, that was a great story! It made me cry!

Fun Guy: What are you talking about? IT STUNK!!!

Toad de Long: You're just jealous you weren't in this story.

Fun Guy: NEITHER WERE YOU, DUMBBUTT!!!

Toad de Long: *gasp!* Fun Guy! I am shocked and appauled that you would use that vulgar language in front of our readers!

Fun Guy: I DON'T GIVE A $%$^% ABOUT OUR READERS!!!

Fun Guy jumps upon Toad de Long, and the two commence to throttle each other. What a happy ending indeed...

THE REAL END

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