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Chapter 6: The Almost Final Chapter of this Very Tedious and Extremely Long RPG that I’m Surprised Isn’t Long Enough to be Considered a Fun Fiction

Yoshi: Well, this stinks. We’ve lost all five Thingies, two villains are teaming up to rule the world together, and we have no idea where their secret base even is!

Edward: Well, actually, I managed to "find" a few important documents while we were in that castle. Apparently, Bowser and Grodus are situated in Toadwood Forest, in the location where the Vim Factory was during the Shroob invasion.

Shawn: Well, that helps! There’s just two problems: THE K-CAR IS PATHETIC AND OUR REGULAR CAR IS OUT OF GAS!

Edward: What, you think I didn’t "find" more gas to power that thing while we were in there? Shame on you, Shawn. Shame on you.

Yoshi: What are we waiting for? Let’s power up the car and get this entire adventure over with as fast as possible!

So, the car is refueled, and the group drives to the forest. They park outside the entrance to the base, and get ready.

Yoshi: Okay, let’s see if everything’s in order. Edward, how are we in the health department?

Edward: We rested back at my inn before coming, and we’re still at full HP.

Yoshi: Good. Shawn, how much EXP do we have?

Shawn: None. Apparently, we’ve gone as high as we can go, and have learned all possible abilities.

Yoshi: Fine, fine. Kam, how’s our item stock?

Kam: We have that Black Potion that Edward stole, plus a Power Flower and a Mushroom I found in some regular-sized ? Blocks as we got here.

Yoshi: That should do it. Now remember, this is probably going to be one boss fight immediately after the next, so make sure you’re ready.

Shawn: I’m ready!

Kam: I’m ready!

Carl: 1'/\/\ r3/\dy!

Edward: I’m ready!

Yoshi: And I’m certainly ready. Okay, team... LET’S GO!

Yoshi’s gang charges into the fortress. After dashing through a few corridors, they come across a big, very cold room.

Yoshi: Shawn, what’s the layout of this fortress?

Shawn: According to this semi-frozen map on the wall, we’ll have to get through three rather large rooms before reaching Bowser and Grodus’s operating room. I’m guessing we’ll have to fight a boss in each of these rooms, and then fight Bowser and Grodus as a team.

Yoshi: Excellent. Now, what kind of boss do you think is situated here?

The group then feels the ground rumble beneath their feet. Suddenly, a giant snowman springs up from the ground!

Shawn: Gah! It’s the return of Dr. Freezegood!

Snowman: Actually, I’m the original owner of that place, and my name is Mr. Blizzard.

Yoshi: What do you want with us?

Mr. Blizzard: Isn’t it obvious? I’m here for revenge! You took that Star Thingy from Freezegood, and it wasn’t even his! It was MINE! And now I’m going to obliterate you!

*Battle!*

Yoshi: 50/50
Attack: Ultimate Egg Toss
Mr. Blizzard takes 20 damage.

Shawn: 45/45
Attack: Tattle Plus
Shawn: Remember that really cold place we went to in Chapter 2? This guy owns that place. He’s got a max HP of 50, no defense, and an attack power of 6. He’s strong against ice and weak against fire, if that wasn’t obvious. After winning, we won’t gain any EXP, because we’re already at our maximum levels. Like Dr. Freezegood, he can freeze one of us if we don’t block his attack. This is clearly a warm-up for the next few fights.

Mr. Blizzard: 30/50
Attack: Ski
Shawn blocks.
Shawn takes 5 damage.

Yoshi: 50/50
Attack: Belch
Mr. Blizzard takes 5 damage.
Mr. Blizzard looks stunned.

Shawn: 40/45
Attack: Mallet Mayhem
Mr. Blizzard takes 16 damage.

Mr. Blizzard: 9/50
Mr. Blizzard is too stunned to attack this turn.

Yoshi: 50/50
Attack: Stomp
Mr. Blizzard takes 5 damage.

Shawn: 40/45
Attack: Kick
Mr. Blizzard takes 5 damage.
Mr. Blizzard is defeated!

Yoshi wins! He doesn’t gain EXP, because he’s already at his maximum level!

Mr. Blizzard lies unconscious on the ground. Shawn walks over to a thermostat nearby and turns the heat on. Mr. Blizzard wakes up with a jolt.

Mr. Blizzard: AUGH! THE PAIN! I’M MELTING, I’M MELTING! OH, WHAT A CRUEL WORLD!

After Mr. Blizzard stops wailing, he is but a mere puddle on the ground. And in that puddle, Yoshi picks up a key and uses it to unlock the door to the next large room. Inside that room, Yoshi spots a black cauldron in the center of the room and magical textbooks. A certain female Magikoopa that constantly wears purple warps into the room.

Kammy: Ah, so you’re the ones that defeated Kamek. Thanks a bunch! With him out of the way, I’ve gotten more respect than ever! But even so, I’m still not going to let you get past without a fight!

*Battle!*

Yoshi: 50/50
Attack: Belch
Kammy takes 5 damage.
Kammy looks stunned.

Shawn: 40/45
Attack: Tattle Plus
Shawn: That’s Kammy, King Bowser’s head Magikoopa... unless you count Kamek.  She’s got a max of 60 HP, no defense, and an attack of 7. She’s neither weak or strong against any element. After winning, we won’t gain any EXP, because we’re already at our maximum levels. This guy’s so pathetic, we’ve almost beaten him already!

Kammy: 55/60
Kammy is too stunned to attack!

Yoshi: 50/50
Attack: Ground Pound
Kammy takes 10 damage.

Shawn: 40/45
Tactic: Switch
Carl is now fighting.
Shawn: If Engrish worked against Kamek, it might work against her, too!

Kammy: 45/60
Magic: Shell
Kammy’s defense is increased by 1 for 3 more turns.

Yoshi: 50/50
Attack: Stomp
Kammy takes 4 damage.

Carl: 50/50
Attack: Thunder Wrench Toss
Kammy takes 14 damage.

Kammy: 27/60
Attack: Thwack
Yoshi takes 5 damage.
Kammy’s defense is increased by 1 for 2 more turns.

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Stomp
Kammy takes 4 damage.
Yoshi: If you haven’t noticed, I’m trying to save FP... Speaking of which, how come our FP is never shown?

Carl: 50/50
Attack: All Your Base
Carl: ALL YOUR BASE! ALL YOUR BASE! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Kammy: NO! Anything but Engrish! That’s so uneducated!
Kammy takes 7 damage.
Yoshi: Wow, Shawn was right!

Kammy: 16/60
Magic: Mega Fire
Carl takes 15 damage.
Kammy’s defense is increased by 1 for 1 more turn.

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Stomp
Kammy takes 4 damage.

Carl: 35/50
Attack: Mimic
Carl copied Mega Fire.
Kammy took 14 damage.
Kammy is defeated!
Carl takes out a book and writes something in it.
Carl: Y/\y! /\/0\/\/ 1 (a/\/ us3 /\/\ag1(, t00! T00 b/\d th/\t \/\/as /\/\y l/\5t p/\g3, th0ugh.

Yoshi wins! Once again, though, no EXP is awarded.

Kammy: I can’t believe you won! I never want to see your faces again!

Kammy runs out of the room, dropping the key as she passes Yoshi. Yoshi picks up the key, opens the door, and enters the next room. Inside the room is a bunch of mechanical equipment, and a single X-Naut PhD.

Edward: Don’t tell me that HE’s a boss! Those guys were pathetic, and too easy to steal from.

X-Naut PhD: Actually, I’m working on a special experiment. I found Lord Crump’s goggles in the few remains of Castle Shroomenshire, and I’m working on bringing him back by searching for his DNA on a multidimensional scale. Stand back; this is quite dangerous.

Yoshi and his friends, doubting that the X-Naut PhD could actually bring Crump back, decide to humor the guy and step back. The X-Naut PhD presses a few buttons on one of the machines in the room, and the device starts to glow. The room is then filled with blinding light, and when it dims, Lord Crump is standing right in the center of the room!

Lord Crump: (still laughing from earlier) -HUH HUH... huh? What happened, where am I, and how did I get in one piece again?

Lord Crump looks around, and realizes he’s back in the base. He then spots Yoshi, Shawn, and the others standing nearby.

Crump: YOU GUYS! I’m going to get my revenge on you all, right this second!

*Battle!*

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Advanced Flutter Kick
Crump takes 6 damage.
6 damage.
6 damage.
6 damage.
6 damage.
6 damage.
6 damage.
Yoshi: Well, now I’m out of FP. Good thing I waited to use the rest until now, huh?

Shawn: 40/45
Attack: Tattle Plus
Shawn: That’s Lord Crump, and as I didn’t have a chance to Tattle on him before, I’m doing it now!  He has a max of 70 HP, no defence, and an attack power of 5. He’s not strong or weak against anything. He is currently holding two white potions, which Edward can steal.

Lord Crump: 28/70
Item: White Potion
Lord Crump regains 10 HP.

X-Naut PhD: x/x
Item: White Potion
Lord Crump regains 10 HP.

Yoshi: 45/50
Item: Power Flower
Yoshi regains 10 FP.

Shawn: 40/45
Attack: Mallet Mayhem
X-Naut PhD takes 16 damage.
X-Naut PhD is defeated!
Shawn: Well, now I’M out of FP. Good thing Tattling doesn’t cost FP, huh?

Crump: 48/70
Attack: Tackle
Shawn takes 5 damage

Yoshi: 45/50
Tactic: Switch
Edward is now fighting.
Shawn: Oh, come on! This is the third time Yoshi has done this!

Shawn: 40/45
Tactic: Switch
Carl is now fighting.

Crump: 48/70
Attack: Tackle.
Edward takes 5 damage.

Edward: 40/45
Attack: Mug
Lord Crump takes 8 damage.
Edward stole a White Potion.

Carl: 35/50
Attack: Memory
Carl remembered SUPA TACKLE.
Crump takes 10 damage.
Carl takes 2 recoil damage.

Crump: 30/70
Attack: Tackle
Carl takes 5 damage.

Edward: 40/45
Attack: Pinch
Crump takes 5 damage.
Carl: P1/\/(h?!? TH/\T’5 y0ur /\/0r/\/\al /\tt/\Ck?!?
Edward: Oh, keep quiet.

Carl: 30/50
Attack: Drain
Crump takes 10 damage.
Carl regained 10 HP.

Crump: 20/70
Attack: Tackle
Edward takes 5 damage.

Edward: 35/45
Magic: Heal
Edward regained 10 HP

Carl: 40/50
Attack: Drain
Crump takes 10 damage.
Carl regained 10 HP.
Carl: Y1k3s... 1'/\/\ ru/\/n1/\/g 0ut 0f FP, t00!

Crump: 10/70
Attack: Tackle
Edward takes 5 damage.

Edward: 40/45
Attack: Pinch
Crump takes 5 damage.

Carl: 50/50
Attack: Wrench Toss
Lord Crump takes 5 damage.
Lord Crump is defeated!

Yoshi wins!

Crump: This is impossible! I can’t lose TWICE!

Yoshi: Super Fusion Typo Man did, so get over it.

Crump and the X-Naut PhD faint. Yoshi searches the PhD for the key, and finds it. He then unlocks the last door, and the team runs through it. Inside the final room, the team sees Bowser and Grodus standing in front of an altar. The Star Thingies are on top of the altar, glowing. The two villains then turn around and see Yoshi’s gang.

Bowser: Well, if it isn’t those twerps that almost ruined our plans!

Grodus: I never imagined you guys to look so... pathetic! Gack ack ack!

Yoshi: Listen, you big, cruel... meanies!

Shawn: Meanies?

Yoshi: I’m at a loss for words right now. Anyways, Bowser and Grodus, it’s time for us to fight!

Bowser: I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Grodus: Me neither!

Edward: I would! Can’t we just talk about this in a peaceful and polite manner?

...

Yoshi: <.<     >.>

Yoshi kicks Edward in the face again.

*Battle!*

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Group Egg Roll
Bowser takes 9 damage.
Grodus takes 10 damage.

Shawn: 40/45
Attack: Tattle Plus
Shawn: The giant turtle, if you don’t already know, is Bowser. However, if you don’t already know him, you’ve been living in a cave without playing a single Mario game in your life. His max HP is 70, he has a defense of 1, and an attack of 7. He’s weak against Ice and strong against Fire. He has a Green Koopa Shell that Edward can steal, unless Bowser uses it first.

Bowser: 61/70
Attack: Fireball
Shawn takes 7 damage.

Grodus: x-10/x
Attack: Summon Grodus-X
A Grodus-X is summoned.

Grodus-X: x/x
Magic: Shell
Grodus’ defense is increased by 1 for 3 more turns.

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus-X takes 5 damage.

Shawn: 33/45
Attack: Tattle Plus
Shawn: That mechanical thing is Grodus. He’s not just a head, as the X-Nauts have repaired his body. It would have been quite funny to have a bouncing head as a boss, though. He’s got a max HP of 70, no defense, and an attack power of 5. Grodus is not weak against any element, but he’s strong against Thunder. He uses Magic quite often, and can summon up to 2 Grodus-X per battle. He’s already summoned 1, though. He does not have any item that he can use or steal.

Bowser: 61/70
Attack: Fireball
Shawn Superguards.
Shawn takes 0 damage.

Grodus: 60/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Shawn takes 15 damage.
Shawn looks a bit paralyzed!
Grodus’s defense is increased by 1 for 2 more turns.

Grodus-X: x-5/x
Attack: Tackle
Shawn takes 5 damage.
Shawn: Why are they all picking on me? That’s no fair!

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus-X takes 5 damage.
Grodus-X is defeated!

Shawn: 13/45
Shawn is paralyzed! He can’t attack this turn!
Shawn: I’m doomed.

Bowser: 61/70
Attack: Fireball
Shawn blocks.
Shawn takes 6 damage.

Grodus: 60/70
Attack: Summon Grodus-X
A Grodus-X is summoned.
Grodus’s defense is increased by 1 for 1 more turn.

Grodus-X #2: x/x
Attack: Tackle
Shawn blocks.
Shawn takes 4 damage.

Yoshi: 45/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus-X takes 5 damage.

Shawn: 3/45
Tactic: Switch
Edward is now fighting.
Shawn: I just barely escaped death this time!

Bowser: 61/70
Attack: Fireball
Yoshi superguards.
Yoshi takes 0 damage.

Grodus: 60/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Yoshi blocks.
Yoshi takes 14 damage.
Grodus’s defense returns to normal.

Grodus-X #2: x-5/x
Magic: Shell
Grodus’s defense is increased by 1 for 3 more turns.

Yoshi: 31/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus-X #2 takes 5 damage.
Grodus-X #2 is defeated!
Yoshi: No more Grodus-X for this battle!

Edward: 40/45
Attack: Mug
Bowser takes 7 damage.
Edward stole a Green Koopa Shell.

Bowser: 54/70
Attack: Fireball
Edward takes 7 damage.

Grodus: 60/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Yoshi superguards!
Yoshi takes 0 damage!
Grodus is out of FP!  He needs to recharge for 2 turns!
Grodus’s defence is increased by 1 for 2 more turns.
Grodus: That’s impossible! Nobody has EVER superguarded that attack!

Yoshi: 31/50
Item: Black Potion
Bowser takes 9 damage.

Edward: 33/45
Magic: Heal
Yoshi regains 10 HP
Edward: Be careful, Yoshi! I can only heal one more time!

Bowser: 45/70
Attack: Fireball
Edward blocks.
Edward takes 6 damage.

Grodus: 60/70
Grodus is recharging. He will stop charging in 1 more turn.
Grodus’ defense is increased by 1 for 1 more turn.

Yoshi: 41/50
Attack: Stomp
Bowser takes 4 damage.

Edward: 27/45
Item: Green Koopa Shell
Edward throws the Shell at Bowser.
Bowser takes 11 damage.

Bowser: 20/70
Attack: Group Fireball
Yoshi superguards.
Yoshi takes 0 damage.
Edward blocks.
Edward takes 6 damage.
Bowser is out of FP.

Grodus: 60/70
Grodus has finished recharging. He will be able to attack next turn.
Grodus’s defense returns to normal.

Yoshi: 41/50
Attack: Group Egg Roll
Bowser takes 9 damage.
Grodus takes 10 damage.
Yoshi: Well, my FP is completely used up.

Edward: 21/45
Magic: Heal
Edward regains 10 HP.
Edward: I can’t heal anymore, but it’s worth it! I don’t want to risk dying!

Bowser: 11/70
Tactic: Defend
Bowser’s defense is increased by 1 for 1 turn.

Grodus: 50/70
Magic: FP Heal
Bowser regains 10 FP.
Grodus: If only I could use this on myself...

Yoshi: 41/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Edward: 31/45
Item: Mushroom
Yoshi regains 10 HP.

Bowser: 11/70
Attack: Fireball
Edward superguards.
Edward takes 0 damage.
Bowser’s defense returns to normal.

Grodus: 45/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Edward takes 15 damage.
Edward looks a bit paralyzed!

Yoshi: 41/50
Attack: Stomp
Bowser takes 4 damage.

Edward: 16/45
Edward is paralyzed! He can’t attack this turn!

Bowser: 7/70
Attack: Fireball
Yoshi blocks.
Yoshi takes 6 damage.

Grodus: 45/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Edward blocks.
Edward takes 14 damage.
Grodus is out of FP! He needs to recharge for 2 turns!

Yoshi: 35/50
Attack: Stomp
Bowser blocks.
Bowser takes 3 damage.

Edward: 2/35
Tactic: Switch
Carl is now fighting.
Edward: Now I know how Shawn felt a few moments ago!

Bowser: 4/70
Attack: Group Fireball
Yoshi superguards.
Yoshi takes 0 damage.
Carl superguards.
Carl takes 0 damage.
Bowser: WOULD YOU GUYS QUIT BLOCKING AND SUPERGUARDING ALL MY ATTACKS ALREADY?!

Grodus: 45/70
Grodus is recharging. He will stop charging in 1 more turn.

Yoshi: 35/50
Attack: Stomp
Bowser takes 4 damage.
Bowser is defeated!
Bowser: NO!!!
Grodus: Don’t worry; I’ll get them! ... Well, once I finish recharging, at least.

Carl: 50/50
Attack: Memory
Carl remembered Poison Ball.
Grodus takes 5 damage.
Grodus is poisoned!
Carl: 1'/\/\ 0ut 0f FP /\/0\/\/!

Grodus: 40/70
Grodus has finished recharging. He will be able to attack next turn.
Grodus takes 5 damage from the poison. Grodus is poisoned for 1 more turn.

Yoshi: 35/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Carl: 50/50
Attack: Wrench Toss
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Grodus: 30/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Carl takes 15 damage.
Carl looks a bit paralyzed.
Grodus takes 5 damage from the poison. Grodus is no longer poisoned.

Yoshi: 35/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Carl: 35/50
Carl is paralyzed! He can’t attack this turn!

Grodus: 20/70
Magic: Mega Thunder
Carl takes 15 damage.
Carl looks a bit paralyzed... again.

Yoshi: 35/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Carl: 20/50
Carl is paralyzed! He can’t attack this turn, either!

Grodus: 15/70
Attack: Thwack
Yoshi takes 5 damage.
Grodus: I’d just Mega Thunder you, but I’d run out of FP and have to recharge.

Yoshi: 30/50
Attack: Stomp
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Carl: 20/50
Attack: Wrench Toss
Grodus takes 5 damage.

Grodus: 5/70
Attack: Mega Thunder
Carl takes 15 damage.
Carl looks a bit paralyzed.
Grodus has run out of FP! He needs to recharge for 2 turns.
Grodus: You know what? I’m gonna die by the next attack anyway, so I thought I should get one last major attack in.

Yoshi: 30/50
Attack: Stomp.
Grodus takes 5 damage.
Grodus is defeated!
Grodus: I guess you defeated me....

Yoshi wins! His adventure is finally over... or is it?

Yoshi: What’s that supposed to mean?

Grodus: Gack ack ack... ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK! You fools!

Shawn: Who are you calling fools?

Grodus: While we were fighting, the Star Thingies have been building up energy! Now, they should have enough power to summon the Star Overlord, who will take over the universe!

Yoshi: SAY WHAT?!

WT: Remember, you never asked HOW they’d take over the world using the Star Thingys, either.

Yoshi: Oh, SHUT UP!

Shawn: We should’ve known! Cackletta’s Ghost after beating Bowletta; the Shadow Queen after beating Grodus; Shrowser after the Elder Princess Shroob Transformed... all of the great Mario RPGs have a plot twist and a surprise boss right at the end!

The five Star Thingies, still on the altar, begin to merge together and form one giant Star Thingy. The giant Star Thingy then explodes, creating a rift in the time/space continuum. A giant Koopa with a glowing shell steps out of the rift.

Giant Koopa: Hello, mortals. My name is the Star Overlord, and I’ll be taking over your galaxy today.

Yoshi: Not on our watch!

*Battle!*

Yoshi: 30/50
Attack: Stomp
Star Overlord takes 0 damage.

Yoshi: Uh oh...

Carl: 5/50
Carl is still paralyzed after Grodus’s last attack!  He can’t attack this turn.

Star Overlord: x/x
Attack: Mock
Star Overlord: Ha  You pathetic mortals can’t do a thing to me!  A may have an HP of only 1, but I have a defense of 9 million! You’ll never defeat me!

Yoshi: 30/50
Attack: Persuade the Author
Yoshi: Listen, WT, I know you said it was outlawed, but...
WT: I know what you’re getting at, and I’ll allow it just this one last time.
Yoshi: Yes!

Carl: 5/50
Tactic: Switch
Kam is now in battle.

Star Overlord: 1/1
Attack: Criticise
Star Overlord: You’ll never defeat me, you insignificant peons! I won’t even attack; I’ll just stand here and wait for you to tire yourselves out! You’ll never win!

Yoshi: 30/50
Attack: Insult
Yoshi: You think you’re so great, but I doubt that even YOUR power has enough to take on this next attack!

Kam: 45/45
Magic: DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Star Overlord takes 0 damage.
Star Overlord can now use DIE DIE DIE DIE against the party.
Kam: WHAT?!

Star Overlord: 1/1
Attack: Explanation
Star Overlord: Did I forget to mention that I can absorb all magic and use it against your party? Because I can. And I will. Next turn, you’ll wish you’d never met me.
Kam: ... We’re seriously doomed.
Yoshi: You’ve got that right... unless...

Yoshi: 30/50
Tactic: Run
Yoshi’s party successfully ran from Star Overlord.
Star Overlord: Wait, what?!

Yoshi’s party fled from battle.

Star Overlord: Come back, you idiotic fools!

The Star Overlord chases Yoshi and his friends through the base. Yoshi’s party makes it outside, and heads towards Carl’s mode of transportation.

Yoshi: So, Carl, can you... *whispers plan to Carl*

Carl: 5ur3 th1/\/g!

Yoshi: Are you serious? Because that would mean...

Carl: D0/\/’t \/\/0rry, 1'll b3 f1/\/3!

Carl tinkers with his vehicle, and finishes just as the Star Overlord comes out. Yoshi’s party runs away a bit more, and the Star Overlord continues to chase them. As the being steps right beside the car, Yoshi lets out a scream.

Yoshi: NOW, CARL!

Carl: T/\k3 TH1S, ST/\R 0\/3RL0RD!

Carl presses a button on a remote control, causing the car to spontaneously combust. As it is also a time machine, the explosion causes another rift in the time-space continuum. The Star Overlord is sucked into the rift, and both that rift and the one in the base close.

Yoshi: Well, guys, we did it. We defeated the villains in this dimension, and sent the evil from the other dimension back where it came from. Now, this whole adventure is finally finished.

Shawn: Well, almost...

A few seconds later, Shawn runs into the base with a few Bob-ombs.  Explosions are heard, and Shawn runs out just in time before the entire structure crashes onto the ground.

Shawn: NOW this adventure is finished!

And so, Yoshi and his friends walk away from the remains of the base, happy that they won’t have to do something like this again in the near future.
 

Chapter 7: THE EPILOGUE OF THIS RPG

After the adventure, the lives of all the people not completely dead still went on. Shawn, for example, has taken up residence in a house a few blocks away from the Crypt of Sir Koopalot. The main reason he did this was so he could look at Cynthia’s grave at least once every week, and remember the few yet good times he spent with her.

The other reason Shawn lives there is because Carl needed a roommate to pay half the rent. Because he decided not to return to the future, he bought the house and has converted it into a small laboratory. Currently, he’s working on a machine that converts dirt to cereal. Carl’s come close many times, but he can’t seem to turn the rocks into puffy marshmallows.

Kam has gone back to the cave where he first learned DIE DIE DIE DIE, as he has been unable to use it since the battle with the Star Overlord. He’s been training ever since, and won’t stop until he’s perfected the technique. His main problem is finding new "volunteers" that he can use to practice on.

Edward managed to get enough money from the base to keep his Inn open before Shawn blew the whole place up. Edward and his hotel are famous, as many tourists now spend the night there. Apparently, they all want to find out for themselves if Castle Shroobensire really did just disappear into thin air.

Bowser and Grodus have split up and don’t plan on working together again. They managed to limp out of the base in time, though Grodus’s body was destroyed by a piece of falling debris. Now, he’s just a head again. All of their troops are fine as well... more or less. Crump now has an unusual hobby of organ playing, as he enjoyed doing so in Castle Shroomensire. Kamek and Kammy continue to bicker over which one of them is the better Magikoopa. And, the two random bosses and the Big Bertha that had formed Super Fusion Typo Man are back to normal, although they are still dead.

Mr. Blizzard eventually managed to return to his land, even as a puddle. Apparently, he had accidentally flowed into the sewers, and washed up in an ocean nearby his icy land. He’s back to normal now, and he’s suing the government for draining their waste in his ocean.

Dr. Freezegood decided to move far away, hoping to never see another Yoshi again. He now lives in Fahr Outpost, and has lived in peace... mostly. Those Bob-ombs are starting to annoy him, though.

Shroobigi and Shroobario, the last of the Shroobs, are dead. If that wasn’t enough, the Factory of Menacing Devices, which they were still inside of, burned down. Now the world will never see another Shroob again.

WT, yours truly, has finished the story that you are currently reading. I hope MetalYoshi will like it, as the original two chapters were written by him. I’m now working with a guy called Super Goomba on a Matrix parody, though we’ve been having some problems concerning the background history of one of the villains.

MetalYoshi never actually made that remix, or any of the other remixes mentioned throughout the story. He might do so one day, though.

As for Yoshi, he went back to his home on Yoshi’s Island. The first thing he did once he got back was to issue a restraining order against MetalYoshi, as he doesn’t want him coming back any time soon to tell him to go on another adventure. Yoshi keeps in touch with all the friends he made via Email, though he first had to check that Super Fusion Typo Man wouldn’t be able to interfere. Other then that, Yoshi lives a calm and peaceful life back home.

Well, that concludes this Trimming of Yoshi’s Wicked Cool RPG Adventure. Let’s hope we never have to do THAT again.

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