Plit Idol

Finished by Badyoyo, originally by P.T. Piranha

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Badyoyo: And welcome to the semi-finals! Where 3 of Plit's best singers are going to face off against each other to get into the finals!

Larry: Hey! This is supposed to be hosted by P.T. Piranha!

Badyoyo: Too bad, he can write his own ending. Besides, he's left the judging and permanently joined Flavio and his group of pirates.

Meanwhile backstage...

P.T. Piranha is putting on an eye patch.

P.T. Piranha: ARR! Let's get some booty and that music career!

Flavio: You do know, we're never going to allow you into our great pirate ship, right?

P.T. Piranha: Right, but you're going to have to allow me to join our group when we win.

Flavio: I'm starting to wish I just went solo for this show.

Back at the main attraction…

Badyoyo: Now, we're here with Larry, and my favorite British critic that quite frankly was the only thing that made American Idol so watchable... Simon!

Simon: Your bloody compliments have no talent, like these singers.

Badyoyo: Good to see you too. So let's get out our first contestant... Wario!

Simon: It will probably be something bloody ridiculous and yet he'll still win ‘cause Badyoyo likes him.

Wario runs out and the audience cheers.

Wario: Thank you! Thank you!

Audience: WARIO! WARIO! WARIO!

Wario: Tonight I will sing in honor of the great old general who wrote this.

Wario clears his throat and waits for the audience to shut up.

Wario: Pants on the ground,
Pants on the ground,
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!
With the gold in your mouth,
Hat turned sideways,
Pants hit the ground,
Call yourself a cool cat,
Lookin' like a fool,
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground!
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground,
Lookin' like a fool,
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground,
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!

Wario drops his pants.

Badyoyo: Uh, I never really was a fan of that song. Plus I think the sight of Wario's boxers is going to give viewers nightmares for a month. So I give it a 1/10.

Larry: I personally loved it, but... those boxers, ew. 5/10

Simon: Well I loved that song, it still makes me laugh.... You still have no talent, but you at least have taste in songs. 0/10

Badyoyo: All right, next up is Rawk Hawk with his Goombas.

Rawk Hawk comes out and the audience cheers.

Audience: RAWK HAWK! RAWK HAWK! RAWK HAWK!

Rawk Hawk: ARE YOU READY?! TO RAAAAAAAAAAWK?!

The audience cheers even more loudly.

Rawk Hawk: I can't heaaaar youuuuuu!

The audience screams so loudly Badyoyo's coffee mug breaks.

Rawk Hawk: All right! Quiet!

The audience is silent.

Rawk Hawk: Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a Hawk and his will to win!

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

Goombas (chorus):
It's the eye of the hawk, he's the creamer in fights
Risin' up to the challenge of his rivals
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the hawk

Rawk Hawk: Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

(chorus)

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

(chorus)

Badyoyo: Impressive, but I don't really flow with the rhythm. So I give a 5/10.

Larry: Loved the Goombas, but I did the original version better. 7/10

Simon: That had no talent whatsoever, and was bloody impossible to listen to. -10/10

Badyoyo: We just have one more group to judge, then... the vote. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for... Flavio, Pa-Patch, and P.T. Piranha.

Flavio, Pa-Patch and P.T. Piranha: Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul
Yo ho, heave ho
There are men whose hearts as black as coal
Yo ho, heave ho

Flavio: And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue
A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew.
It's as dark a tale as was ever told
Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold...

Flavio, Pa-Patch and P.T. Piranha: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides
Yo ho, heave ho
There are hungers as strong as the wind and tides
Yo ho, heave ho

Flavio: And those buccaneers drowned there sins in rum

Pa-Patch: The devil himself would have to call them scum!

P.T. Piranha: Every man on board would have killed his mate for a bag of
guineas or a piece of eight,

Flavio: a piece of eight,

Pa-Patch: a piece of eight

Flavio, Pa-Patch and P.T. Piranha: Five, six, seven, eight
Hulla wacka, ulla wacka, something not right
Many wicked, icky things gonna happen tonight
Hulla wacka, moola wacka, sailor man, beware

Flavio: When de money in de ground, there's murder in the air,
Murder in the air.

Pa-patch: One more time now

Flavio, Pa-Patch, and P.T. Piranha: Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones
Yo ho, heave ho
There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones
Yo ho, heave ho

Flavio: When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed
There's no turning back from any course that's laid
And when greed and villainy sail the sea,
You can bet your boots there'll be treachery (Laughter)

Flavio, Pa-Patch and P.T. Piranha: Shiver my timbers, shiver my sails
Dead men tell no tales!

Badyoyo: I liked it, 10/10.

Larry: Very good, 9/10.

Simon: First you sing from Veggietales, now you sing from Muppets. That's worse than your first pirate song! -10/10!

Badyoyo: Well, can we have all the contestants out here please?

Wario and Rawk Hawk walk to the stage.

Badyoyo: Well, we've added up the scores, and the person eliminated is...

A drumroll plays

Badyoyo: ...  Rawk Hawk!

Rawk Hawk: WHAT?! But I'm the Rawking Hawk!

Badyoyo: Too bad, we both liked Flavio and his crew, and Simon slightly enjoyed Wario.

Larry leads Rawk Hawk out, then gets pulverized backstage.

Badyoyo: Gentlemen, welcome to the finals!

Wario: Wario's going to take it all!

P.T. Piranha: No, it's going to be us!

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