Wendy: Now let's move on to Iggy, the fourth oldest.

Camera pans to Iggy¹s room.

Iggy: If I just stand here and do nothing, nothing bad will happen to me.

CRASH!

Wendy: It appears as though the ceiling above Iggy¹s room has landed upon him.

Iggy: Pain.

Wendy: He has now somehow managed to crawl out of the rubble.

Iggy: Maybe if I just walk around minding my own business, nothing will happen to me.

VRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMM! CRASH! SCREEEECH! WHAP!

Car Driver: Hey Obub, don't you know better then to stand in the middle of the road?

Iggy: Oooooooh. Pain.

Car Driver: Aw who cares?

VROOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! CRASH!

Wendy: I guess as that car has just driven off with Iggy through another wall, this is a good time for you viewers in the audience to ask Well, Why?

. . .

Wendy: Well, Why isn't any one dialing?

RING!

Wendy: Finally!

Wario: Because we all already know Iggy's accident prone.

Wendy: I WANTED YOU TO ASK A QUESTION!

Wario: You-a did say well, why.

Wendy: AUGH! *click* ... Now why don't we move on to Lemmy, second oldest?

Camera focuses in on Lemmy¹s room.

Lemmy: MUAH HA HA HA! Nintendo has the worst games ever!

Lemmy kisses his X-Box repeatedly.

Wendy: THAT I didn't know.

Lemmy: Blinx Time Sweeper is the greatest game ever! Down with Mario and Nintendo, down with the Koopas even!

Koopa Troopa: Well why is Lemmy acting like that?

Suddenly another Lemmy walks into his room.

Lemmys: HEY! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!

Audience: ...

Goombario: Well why is Lemmy arguing with himself?

Wendy: Of course, one of them is Lemmy¹s Clone. A defective one at that.

Goombario: Ah.

Wendy: Let's proceed to Larry's room.

Larry: Finally I'm alone in my room.

Larry takes his mask off.

Wendy: It appears Larry is some sort of Martian.

Marvin Martian (Larry): Now to go off and disintegrate Earth so I can have that proper view of Venus.

Marvin/Larry jumps in a spaceship and flies out of his room.

Nick Koopa: Well why did your mom give birth to a Looney Toon?

Wendy: Well, Why are you asking that?

Nick: Because he's copyrighted under multiple organizations now.

Wendy: And there you have it! The origin of Larry!

Nick: ???

Wendy: Moving on...

Wendy stops in front of Morton's room.

Wendy: Now here is our final stop in the Koopaling segment of the first episode of the Well, Why series.

Morton: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Audience: HES SLEEPING?!

Morton: (quickly waking up) What was that noise? Was that Super Goomba coming to rescue me? I love that hero because he¹s small and hands out lollipops and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green
lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops...

Bowser: Well why doesn't he realize he¹s repeating himself?

Morton: ... and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops...

Wendy: 'Cause he has an incredibly short term memory!

Morton: ... and I like lollipops because they come in many different colors and I like green lollipops because they remind me of the green lining around flowers and I just realized that they put yummy green flowers on and around wedding cake and I like wedding cake because it's sweet like lollipops...

Wendy: And that's our show! Tune in next time when-

Nick: Well why didn't we see any of your deepest darkest secrets?

Wendy: Because I'm the smartest and I don't have any secrets!

VROOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! CRASH! VROOOOOOOOM!

Iggy: AHHHHHHHH!

Car Driver: Hey, watch it creep!

VROOOOOOOMMMM!

Wendy: One moment please...

Wendy runs after the car, doing Matrix moves to the car and demolishing it all together.

Goomba: Well where did she learn those moves?

Nick: Hey look, there's a hole in the wall that leads to Wendy's room!

Camera peaks inside to show Wendy's room but...

Nick: It's all covered in pictures of... Yaridovich!

Koopa Troopa: And there are hearts all around those images!

Goomba: Wendy's got a crush on Yaridovich! Wendy's got a crush on Yaridovich! Wendy's got a-

Wendy: WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY ROOM?!

Nick: Uh, we were just leaving...

Koopa: Uh, yeah, what he said!

Wendy leaps into her room and starts beating people up.

Suddenly a blue screen replaces the Well, Why show, reading "We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please tune in next week so we can make up for the ratings we have just lost... Thank you."

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