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As Metal Roy's dent becomes worse Ben begins to punch at it but doesn't make any more headway. Suddenly, Ludwig and Larry begin to throw random weapons into the ring, including a Rob-omb.

Roy: Hey, which one of you guys threw Rob in here?!

Lemmy: Oh great, why did Roy just do that?!

Rob-omb: MY NAME IS ROB-OMB, NOT ROB!!!

Rob-omb begins to detonate and explodes just a few seconds after Roy made his comment. After the smoke from the explosion clears the autience begins to see parts of Roy's metal shell all over the outside of the ring. But neither Ben nor Roy were effected by the spastic Rob-omb.

Ben: Now that was pointless.

Ben picks up a club while Roy picks up a crowbar. The two begin to charge at one another only to meet in the center of the ring.

Ben: You'll never defeat me, Roy!

Roy: Ahh shut up and fight, twerp!

Ben: I am not a twerp!!!

Roy: Whatever.

Lemmy: Oh, just lovely, another fight with namecalling banter.

Then as Lemmy starts to yawn a bunch of cannons pop up on both sides of the ring and Ben and Roy begin to dodge stray cannonballs and Bullet Bills. Unfortunately the weapons don't make any headway for either Ben or Roy.

Ben: I'm gonna use these cannons to knock you out, you reject from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Roy: Oooooooooohhhhhh! You're gonna pay for that insult! No one, and I MEAN NO ONE, insults the Ninja Turtles!

Roy throws his crowbar and it hits Ben in the gut.

Ben: Cheap shot!

Ben then begins to fire cannonballs at Roy, all of which hit him but to no avail as Roy just keeps charging like a mad man. Then Ben discovers the large cannon.

Ben: Ah, what luck!

Roy: That ain't gonna help you!

Roy finally reaches Ben and starts to use Karate moves while Ben tries to defend himself while reaching for the giant cannon.

Roy: No way are you gonna fire that cannon!

Ben: (Ahh Goombas, I forgot I had this club!)

Ben then proceeds to club Roy but Roy attempts to claw at Ben.

Roy: OW! Why you little... Agh!

Ben: Well it's... your own... fault... ow!

A few minutes of this continues until Roy decides to set off the cannon.

Lemmy: Well folks, it seems to be a struggle as to who will fire that humungous cannon. Ben is clubbing at Roy and Roy is clawing at Ben, who will win this little struggle?

Ben: (Oh no, he's gonna set off the cannon!)

Narrator: Ugh, I just said that! Do you honestly think I'm that dumb?!

Roy: Hehehehehe! BOOM BABY!!!

Just as Roy had said that the cannon fires a very large cannon ball that sends Ben flying across the ring. After the flight Ben falls down hard onto the ring.

Lemmy: And Ben is down! Time to begin the count. 1... 2... 3... 4...

As Lemmy had reaches 4 Ben starts to get up though he is staggering.

Roy: Just give up! I mean just look at you, you're just barely getting up!

While listening to Roy's insults and banter Ben notices some smaller cannons as well as another giant cannon, then he began to walk over to that set of cannons.

Roy: (noticing what Ben is doing) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO!!!

While Roy is paralyzed with fright Ben begins to start firing Bullet Bills and cannon balls, then Roy makes a face similar to Larry's from Gopher Bash.

Lemmy: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I haven't seen anyone make a face like that since Larry's stolen crops episode!!!

Ben: Oh yeah, it's your turn now Roy!

Lemmy: And this battle takes another turn as Ben begins to fire cannon after cannon!

Cannon balls and Bullet Bills begin to hit Roy continuously and then Roy discovers some Bob-ombs that Ludwig and Larry threw in earlier.

Roy: Dag nabbit! How's about some more Bob-ombs?!

Ben: Didn't we already go through this bit?

Bob-ombs begin to explode on Ben.

Lemmy: Wow, this is getting pretty intense! It's too bad that there's so much smoke that we can't show everything, though. But we do have some audio.

Clanging of metalic objects ensues again with random Samurai movie quotes being said.

Ben: Thou hast chosen the path of evil and must be vanquished.

Roy: Huh?!

Lemmy: What in the world is Ben talking about?!

Ben: In honor of my Ancestors I will beateth thee.

Lemmy: Is he quoting Samurai Jack?

Roy: Wha? Where'd you learn to talk?! Teletubby Land?

That mention of the horrid land of doom starts echoing in the back of Ben's mind; the thought of such a place suddenly drives him insane and he fires even more cannon balls and Bullet Bills.

Ben: Telletubbies! EVIL!!!

Roy: Ow! Ouch! Agh! Stop firing cannon balls!

Ben suddenly regains his sanity and stops firing, then a typical streetbrawl ensued with kicks and punches occuring as well as headbutts and bodyslams on both sides, then the fight breaks up.

Lemmy: Man, I'm surprised both fighters are still up.

Roy: No matter how long it takes, I'll beat you yet!

Ben: Bring it on, Koopaling!

Roy: (Little does this fool know that my Banzai Bill trap is about to deploy on him and I'll win this match.)

Ludwig: Come on you nimrod, give the signal!

Larry: That's it, launch the Banzai!

Ludwig launches the Banzai at Ben.

Ben: What in the world is that noise?

Ben turns around and sees the Banzai.

Ben: *sigh* Again with bullets?

As the bullet gets closer to the ring Ben notices that the bullet is much larger than he thought. Just as the bullet reaches the ring Ben dives out of the way and the Banzai Bill hits Roy thus koncking him down for the count.

Lemmy: Yeah, I'd like some ice cream- huh? What?! Oh Goombas, Roy's down time for the count! 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6...

Ludwig: Larry you ignoramous, you completely miscalculated the trajectory of the Gigantic Projectile's flight course!!!

Larry: Wha?!

Ludwig: You missed Ben you dolt.

Larry: Ohhhhhhh.

Ludwig: You do realize that when Roy wakes up he's going to pound\par you even harder than ususual, don't you? Larry? Must've gone to hide.

Lemmy: 9... 10... Roy is out, cold Ben wins!!!

Ben: I told you I could beat Roy.

Roy: Uggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. Wha happen?

Ludwig: You lost.

Roy: WHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?! LARRY WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'LL BE IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR MONTHS!!!

Ludwig: *sigh* Is ignorace really bliss? I don't think so.

And so Ben managed to just barely defeat Roy. Eventually Roy found Larry and the poor unfortunate Koopaling can be visited in room 210 of the Dark Land General Hospital.

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