There are some pathetic games. There are also some pathetically pathetic games. This week, I’m reviewing one of the worst games in the world, Pokemon Channel! Another game you should rent first! I will scale this from 1-4, for being tops (like there will be any tops anyway).
Game: Pokemon Channel
Platform: GameCube
Rated: E for everyone
Pokemon Channel is a game that’s really boring. All you have to do is watch TV with different channels. It’s both simple and boring. Nintendo got really pathetic over this game.
Graphics: 2
Well, what do you expect from a Gamecube game? It’s the same as any other GameCube game you’ve played. Not much here.
Sound: 1
Listening to horrible music while listening to Pikachu at the same time?! It’s a nightmare! In fact, you have to listen to a lot of different Pokemon, and Pokemon sound weird, which makes them sound scary, scary enough to scare Waluigi to death.
Controls: 2
Press A to turn the TV on and change channels. Use the control stick to move the camera or your hand. Sounds very complicated, huh?
Gameplay: 1
You sit watching TV about a person just watching TV. Sure you can explore some other areas but it takes only about two minutes to explore each place. BORING!!!
Channels: 3
Well you get a variety of channels. You can watch an anime, exercise with Smoochumn, buy junk, paint pictures, watch the weather, watch a gameshow, play games, and more. It gets boring after a while though.
Difficulty: 0
This game has absolutely no point at all! So what can be so difficult about it? Nothing!!!
Replayability: 2
You can get bored again watching the same shows, that’s what you can do. Except you’ll have no fun with it.
Overall: 2
Not Nintendo’s best, everyone. Just rent it at Blockbusters or something, you get all the channels in five days, or maybe one if you mess with the time on your GameCube. But anyways, don’t buy this game unless you have fun with boring games. So that’s that with this Review. See ya!
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