Considering this is my first Review, you don't know if i'm a loose cannon, or a tender toe. Even I don't know if i'm one of them. Well, why not start off with Sonic Heroes, a game I heard was good. I played this game at my friend's house, and, well... you'll find out soon enough.

Categories will be rated on a scale of 0-4, as I dive head-first into this GameCube title. Will I hit my head, or will it be 8 feet?

Music: ***1/2

Well I grew up around this music so it was great, catchy, nice, annoying? It gets old sometimes, but it'll keep ya playing and nodding your head. Oh great! This game is great. Right, right?

Difficulty: No stars

Ok, you run for a while, then you hit a bumper that'll bump you up and send you into a cannon that will shoot you really far, and you'll start running, WITHOUT EVEN HOLDING THE CONTROLER! Man! Then you run into another cannon, hit a bumper, you get the idea. You don't?

You don't even need to try in this game. The game is doing four fifths of the work for you, so you can't even try to make it a challenge!

Story: No stars

Take credit where credit is due. If they even had a story they could have credit. No. There is no story. What are they doing?! I was confused if they were trying to save the world or do this for fun.

Characters: 1/2

Sonic, Tails: essentials in a Sonic game. Knuckles: dreadful; I never liked him in the cartoon, or this game. He doesn't add much to the game. In fact, he decreases the fun. He uses his own allies to attack. Where is the common sense in that?

Now for the bad guys. Sometimes they are hard and confusing to defeat, and sometimes it's too easy. They walk around senselessly, bumbling around like a dope. They are no fun.

Wait a second! A 1/2 star. Something must be right! Yes. Sonic and Tails.

Graphics: ***

They are great graphics, but they aren't as detailed as SSBM. That won't keep the rating down!

Levels: 1/2

The levels are not fun because of the difficulty. The ocean is good, and also the sand, but overall, they just don't seem that intersting. Skip 'em.

Replayability: 1/2

You'll give up it's so bad. You will not come back. Just bad.

Fun Factor!: *

No point, because you don't need to do much and you will get bored. But the scenery is good, so you'll have fun with that.

OVERALL: 1/2

Dreadful. Bad. No fun to be had with this game. Will this effect true Sonic fans? Probably not. If you're not a true Sonic fan, you will not like it.

I hit my head so hard in the one-foot-deep pool that is this game, I got a goose egg on my head. Not a severe whacka bump, but my head is sore still. It's best I forget this game.

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