Larry: Welcome everyone to...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Larry: That ever get old, Lemmy?

Lemmy: No.

Larry: Anyway, my guest today is quite the flower. Amazee Dayzee!

(Nothing happens.)

Larry: Amazee?

Amazee Dayzee: No! I'm afraid of big crowds!

Waluigi: Me too!

(Larry drags Amazee Dayzee to its chair.)

Larry: First question: why do you always run away when you have such high attack and HP?

Amazee: Because everything frightens me.

Larry: So you're just like Waluigi?

Amazee: Yes, and he scares me too.

Waluigi: You scare me more!

Larry: What makes you so... well, amazee?

Amazee: I was mutated from the cloud machine made by Huff N. Puff. I was too close to it and it malfunctioned and blew up, mutating me. Of course, a new cloud machine was made.

Waluigi: Big paragraphs are way too scary!

Amazee: I know!

Larry: Here's something I just want to know personally; Are you a male or female?

Amazee: I am a male.

Larry: Aww...

Susan: What do you mean "Aww"?

Larry: Nothing! I'm going to go to audience questions before I make myself look bad.

Susan: Too late.

Larry: Shut up! Seat 109.

Paratroopa: I don't have a question.

Larry: Oh. Seat 32.

Wendy: Why do the seats suddenly have letters?

(Ludwig points to himself.)

Ludwig: Yo!

Larry: B4.

Goomba: You sunk my battleship!

(Larry takes out his wand and zaps the Goomba.)

Larry: Questions for Amazee Dayzee please! Seat A9.

Lemmy: Why are you always by the tree with the Yellow Berries?

Amazee: Yellow Berries are my favorite food.

Larry: P7.

Waluigi: I'm afraid of letters! Can we change back to the number system?

Ludwig: Fine...

(Ludwig changes it back.)

Waluigi: AHHHHH! This is even scarier!

Amazee: I agree!

Iggy: Hey! That's my line!

Larry: Seat 56.

Morton: What is your relationship with the Crazy Dayzees?

Larry: I knew I shouldn't have called that seat. Wait... that was actually a good question.

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Amazee: I'm actually the leader of the Crazee Dayzees because they're afraid of me, but in reality, I'm afraid of them!

Larry: I'm ending this. I'm sick of having two people that fear everything.

Waluigi: AHHHHHH! I'm afraid of everything? That thought scares me!

Larry: Ugh... See you next time on...

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Larry: END TRANSMISSION!

Amazee and Waluigi: AHHHH! I'm afraid of ends!