Mario: NNNNOOOOOOO!!! I-A DON�T WANT TO-A GO!!!

Luigi: If-a you ever-a want your-a dream to become a reality, then you-a have to-a!!!

Mario: I-A DON�T-A WANT MY-A DREAM TO BECOME REALITY-A!

Mario was dragged into the church. Peach was waiting in a white dress. Daisy was behind her in a new yellow dress.

Luigi: Where-a did you-a get the new-a dress, Daisy?

Daisy: I stole it from Belle, you know, from the Beauty and the Beast!

Mario was wearing a tuxedo at the moment. Luigi was also in a tuxedo.

Mario: (whispering) Luigi! Take-a off that-a penguin suit-a and call-a off the wedding!

Luigi: No!

Mario was forced up onto the stage thingy next to Peach. He looked at Peach's bridesmaids: Daisy, three Pink Yoshis, and� WENDY!!!

Mario: Why-a is Wendy here?

Peach: She was the only girl left, other than Susan, and I do not want Susan at this wedding!

Mario looked at the flower girl and the ringbearer. The flower girl was�

Mario: CLAWDIA!!! AAAAAAAA!!!

The ringbearer was�

Peach: LARRY!!! AAAAAAAA!!!

Mario couldn�t help but wonder�

Mario: THIS-A ISN�T-A HEAVEN!!!

Mario then saw the priest, who was�

All: MORTON!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breath*AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Bowser: Morton, GET OUT!!!

Morton: But I�m the only person that talks enough to be the priest!

Bowser: Fine� BUT DON�T OVER-DO IT!!!

The piano began making sounds. Ludwig was playing. Mario got scared of the sound so he sat on the piano, shattering it.

Ludwig: My piano! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Morton: We are gathered, grouped, assembled together-

Mushroomer: JUST SKIP TO THE I-DOOS!

Morton: Fine. Do you, Mario Mario, take Peach Toadstool to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Mario: Peach-a has a poofy dress-a!

Morton: Answer my question.

Mario: What-a question?

Morton: The one I said a few lines up the paper!

Mario: Does-a anyone have a cookie? No-a? What-a about ice-a cream-a?

Morton: You can eat the food after the ceremony!

Mario: Is-a there a sub-a sandwich?

Morton: Yes but-

Mario: Does it-a have cheese?

Morton: Yes, but-

Mario: Is that pudding next to it?

Morton: Yes, but-

Mario: PUDDING!!!

Mario was off to the pudding bowl. Then he ran to Peach and dumped the pudding on her head, licked it off, and spit it on her head again.

Mario: Peach�s-a dress is-a still poofy! And she-a tastes-a like peaches-a too!

Mario ran to the church's exit, snatching the sandwich along the way. Toad had been in the outhouse (the church had no bathroom) and caught Mario on his way back.

Toad: Did you eat the sub-sandwich already?

Mario was thrown back into the church.

Morton: Mario, do you take Peach to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Mario: Is that pudding?

Morton: Yes- NO!!!

Mario: Pudding!!!

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