Mario is sitting in his house. It�s a usual day. Bowser is burning Toad Town, Luigi is locked in the bathroom, the Shy Guy in the oven got burned again by Peach, who can�t cook, and Daisy is at a fast food restaurant.

Mario: None of that is happening, at all, you know.

Shut up, retard. As I was saying, it is a regular day. All of a sudden Roy jumps in the room, steals Mario�s pie, and leaves.

Mario: � It�s *puts on sunglasses and a black suit* showtime.

Mario then proceeds to run out the door, grabbing his motorcycle and racing after Roy, who is riding on a gigantic piece of melting ice cream.

Mario: It�s a go-kart�.

No. Roy then runs into a movie theater. When Mario runs in, he races into theater 38, as a plothole told him Roy was in there.

Mario: I watched him run in�.

No, idiot. Then Mario pulls out his green pistol and begins looking up and down the rows. Fawful, Bill Gates, David Beckham, Toad, a rotten banana, and Roy are what he finds.

Mario: Nothing here- Wait a minute.

He goes over to Roy, and begins to eat his shell.

Mario: I�m putting handcuffs on hi- What�s the use?

Righto, Martyo. Hehehehehe. Roy, however, takes off his mask and reveals himself to be a banjo, and runs away. Mario then attempts to find Roy through telepathy.

Mario: Radar.

Right. Mario then realizes that the real person who has his pie is, of course, Bruce Springsteen. When he tries to take it back, however, Bruce sets him �On Fire�.

Mario: We had a �heated� exchange.

He then figures out that it was the moon who stole it, and he runs onto Rainbow Road, finally finding where the moon used to be. However, as it is made of cheese, it is eaten by Chef Torte.

Mario: It�s right there�.

Nyet. Then Mario wakes up, and realizes no one has stolen the pie. In disgust, he throws the pie in the trash. Roy then walks into his house, grins, and grabs the pie while whistling. Mario sits up in bed, only to get a pie in the face.

Mario: Remind me what this has to do with Austin Powers?

Nothing. Bye bye!

Mario: Go away, Luigi.

FINE. Jerk.

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