Zoshi: Okay folks, welcome back to Zoshi's Live and Dangerous Interviews on the Documentery Channel.

(Cricket cricket. Nobody claps. Zoshi presses the applaud button. They start clapping.)

Zoshi: Today's guest will be Bowser!

Bowser: Thanks for having me on your show, Zoshi.

Zoshi: Okay, Bowser. Question one: Why do you hate Mario?

Bowser: It was a long time ago. We tried to kidnap Mario, but couldn't. He just beat me up!

Zoshi: Question two: Why are you constantly changing sizes? Not to mention your Giga Bowser form.

Bowser: Well, sometimes I have be a certain size to do things. Such as my appearance in Super Mario Strikers. How else was I supposed to tilt the field?

Zoshi: Question three: How many kids do you have?

Bowser: My wife says I have 9, but I only care about Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton, and Larry.

Audience: Awww...

Bowser: Shut up!! I don't like them anyway!

Audience: Boooooooooooo!

Zoshi: Anyway... Question four: Wich Koopaling is your favorite?

Bowser: I have to say Lemmy, I mean it, I have to like Lemmy. If I don't he'll erase my section on lemmykoopa.com. Don't tell him I said that.

Zoshi: Okay Bowser, I won't. Anyway... Question five: What do use for transportation?

Bowser: My Klown Kopter, of course! It's stylish and functional, and I've had it for many years.

Zoshi: Yeah, it's so *cough* not *cough* stylish. Question six: Why are you enemies with my kind?

Bowser: Ever since your family helped Mario defeat me, I've hated all Yoshis. No offense.

Zoshi: None taken. Question seven: What's your dad's name?

Bowser: Morton Koopa Sr, he died about the same time Morton Koopa Jr. was born. That is how he got his name.

Zoshi: Question 8: Why are you also called “Kerog”?

Bowser: That is a secret.

Zoshi: Question nine: Did you graduate college?

Bowser: Maybe.

Zoshi: Last Question: Is it true, you only married Clawdia to make Peach jealous so much, she'd dump Mario and marry you, and you keep trying though you failed?

Bowser: Why you little sneak! Come back here this millisecond!!

Zoshi: Due to technical difficulties, we must end this show early. Goodbye and drive safely!

Bowser throws a camera at Zoshi.

Zoshi: Woah! Shut that thing off! Now! Oh yeah, I would like to thank Wikip...  Ahhhh!!!

Bowser: ROOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!

(He punches the camera and there is static. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.)