Backstage...
Missingno: AG!!!
AG: What?
Missingno: YOU HAVE AN INTERVIEW!
AG: FINE! BUT WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!
M: Because I like drama.
Diddy: Where's Lemmy?
Missingno: Let’s just say... I took him out.
At a local Chinese restauraunt…
Waiter: Sir, you need to pay your bill NOW.
Lemmy: But Missingno. has the money!
Anyway...
AG: What about Cornpie?
M: Showing the new interviewers around with Ggygsjsu.
Diddy: Who are the newbies?
M: Some enemies from random Mario games.
Diddy: Like what?
M: JUST INTERVIEW ALREADY!
AG: AAAAAHHHHHH!
*He runs to the stage.)
Later...
AG: Hello, today we interview a dead guy.
Bowser Bones: You should've interviewed me last time, but Cornpie blew up me, Diddy's helmet, and Diddy's room.
Diddy: BUT HE SAID THAT HE BLEW UP THE PHONE! And my helmet too.
AG: Anyway... How come in SMB1 when you went into lava, you didn't lose your skin?
BB: That was the first eight times I fell in lava. After the first eight times it starts to kill you. AG: What's your favorite color?
BB: Magenta.
AG: Are you now a Dry Bones?
BB: Yes and no. Yes because I am only Bones now. No because Dry Bones don't have any hair.
AG: Which of your kids is your favorite?
BB: Lemmy is one, but he's tied with Jr.
AG: Last question before audience time. Are you stronger or weaker than normal Bowser?
BB: Actually, stronger because now I'm dead. So I can't get hurt.
AG: Seat NEWBIE1.
Mini Chain Chomp: Hi. I'm one of the new guys. Do you still have the attacks you had as normal Bowser?
BB: I have all of the ones that normal Bowser does, except that now instead of throwing hammer like in SMB1, I throw bones.
AG: A small Chain Chomp. Ggysjsu has a friend. Seat CORNPIE'SFOEWHOMISNEWBIE#2.
Bobby Lamare: I hate you all! Do you hate all existence?
BB: Yes.
AG: Three more. Seat WEIRDGUYFROMSUPERYOSHIWORLDANDNEWBIE3.
Ghost Yosh T: What's your least favorite minion?
BB: Those Koopa Troopas. They disgrace me and my family. We go down with a good fight.
AG: Seat SMALLTASTYBIRD.
Chicken: BRAWCK! What are all of your attacks?
BB: Fireball, Flame Breath, Koopa Claw, Whirling Fortress, Bowser Bomb, Body Slam, Hammer/Bone Toss, Shell Shot, and a Poisonous Bite.
AG: Seat HOWLOWCANYOUGO.
Limbo Bro: Wanna play limbo, brah?
BB: No.
(Bowser Bones eats the Limbo Bro.)
AG: How can you eat him? You don't have a stomach.
BB: Oh.
(Bowser Bones breaks.)
AG: JANITOR!
Missingno: We don't have one.
M: Now we do.
(M cleans up the bones.)
Cornpie: Not so fast. We challenge you.
Missingno: Okay.
(Missingno. punches Cornpie, throws him up into the air, jabs him, juggles him, bites him, and tap dances on him.)
Cornpie: 0/800 HP Level 48. KO
Missingno: 1,000/1,000 HP Level 0. Winner
Diddy: Dah crud.
Cornpie: Quick... To the bat cave…
(Cornpie faints.)
AG: QUICK! End-
Mini Chain-Chomp: I wanna say it. And my name is Bitey.
BL: You know my name.
GYT: And mine.
All Three: END TRANSMISSION!
AG: I'll hit you all.
BL: … BLAH!
AG: AAAAHHH! Cornpie's evil twin is scary!
Will Cornpie and Co. defeat the two glitch blocks? Will the three newbies be the next interviewers? Will Lemmy pay the bill at that restaurant? Will you tourists send in VRASAOTMG episodes since #14/15 has already been done? (Send them to me or Lemmy.) Find out soon.
Missingno: THEY WILL FAI-
Transmission ended.
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