(A black-shelled koopa walks onto an Interview stage and a spotlight shines on her, showing two people standing behind her.)
Midna Koopa: Hi, I'm Midna Koopa. Me and my friends Multiplo and the Shadow King were going to interview Lemmy, but he was unavailable, so instead we'll interview Mario.
(Mario walks onstage, but he trips.)
M.K: You okay, dude?
(Mario gets up)
Mario: Yup.
M.K: Then let it begin!
(Midna Koopa and Mario sit in the chairs onstage.)
M.K: So, first question. What are your opinions on the Koopa Troop?
Mario: They oughta just give it up already. Bowser always kidnaps Peach and sends in the troops, then I beat them and save Peach. Then a few weeks later they're at it again.
M.K: Okay. Next question. How do you shoot fire?
Mario: Well, the fire power is pretty widely discussed. The Fire Flower only grants a temporary fire power, while the Firebrand is a very limited ability. The fire power is sort of a natural thing for me.
(Mario creates a fireball in his hand)
Mario: See?
M.K: Cool. Okay, so what's with that red hat?
Mario: I got it when I was a kid, and I've worn it ever since.
M.K: Neat. Now, why does Luigi stay behind most of the time?
Mario: Sometimes he just doesn't want to go, but usually he just stays to watch the house.
M.K: All right. One more question, then we go to audience questions. Do you enjoy having to save the princess, or the world or whatever, so often?
Mario: Not initially, but I get to meet a lot of interesting people along the way.
M.K: Cool. Okay, audience questions. Seat BLUESHELL.
Shady Koopa: How do you jump so high?
Mario: Umm, I've just always been able to jump pretty high.
M.K: Seat EVILKING.
Bowser: HOW DO YOU ALWAYS BEAT ME?!
Mario: Your plan is always the same, and you rarely change your battle strategy.
M.K: Seat RUNAWAY.
Red Chomp: BARK BARK!!! GRRRRRR!!!
M.K: Oh, crud...
(The Red Chomp starts chasing Mario and Midna Koopa.)
Mario and M.K: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shadow King: End Transmission.
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