Backstage...

Cornpie: Lemmy, who am I interviewing today?

Lemmy: I think it's Wendy.

Cornpie: WHAT?!

Lemmy: You're interviewing Wendy today.

Diddy: Don't worry. I could do it.

Cornpie: But the audience is expecting me to do it! Which I'm mad about.

Diddy: You could change the title to "DIDDY interiews WENDY".

Ggysgsju: Gdsjkfkafgskja!

Diddy: Who the in the world is that?!

Cornpie: The new guy. His name is Ggysgsju. Oh, and I have to interview her cuz I'm the main guy.

Lemmy: Can you start the show now?

(Cornpie is already running to the stage.)

Onstage...

Cornpie: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show! Version 8.0!

Audience: Wah?

Bobby Lamare: BOO! YOU STINK!

Cornpie: I'll get you, my evil twin... SOMEDAY! Anyway, today I'm interviewing the girl Koopaling, Wendy.

Wendy: Oh yay!

Cornpie: Now, okay, why do you use candy rings to hurt Mario?

Wendy: My daddy got them for me. He said they could come in handy one day. So I used them to try to beat Mario.

Bowser: (mumbling) Useless daughter.

Cornpie: Wendy, why are you so weak?

Wendy: WEAK?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M WEAK?!

(Cornpie shows a clip of Wendy not being able to lift her own wand, then crying when she just breaks a nail.)

Wendy: PERISH!

(An anvil hits Wendy.)

Bowser: You're too violent, Cornpie.

Cornpie: So are you. Now when Wendy gets out from under the 800-ton anvil that hit her, we'll continue.

8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 seconds later...

Cornpie: What time is it?

The anvil that crushed Wendy: 3:00 PM.

(The anvil melts. Wendy comes up.)

Cornpie: Thanks. Now Wendy, why are you a girl?

Wendy: How should I know? Ask my daddy, or DAD.

(Cornpie is on his cell pho- Wait a minute. He dosen't have a cell phone yet! Oh well, he calls DAD anyway.)

Cornpie: DAD, why is Wendy a girl?

DAD: Well you see...

(While they are talking, Carl sings a song.)

Carl: Goodbye moon, we'll see ya next June! With a spoon, and i don't know what rhymes with spoon!

Cornpie: Okay, bye. The reason is that...

(Carl sings another song.)

Carl: Stars stars stars winkle winkle cars cars!

(The audience is all pale from too much info. Cornpie then plays the loudest note available on his saxophone. They wake up.)

Cornpie: Audience time! Seat 800.

Crump: Do you want to be in a new game soon?

Wendy: Well you see, I do but I don't. I want to kill those stupid Marios, but I don't want to break a nail like in the clip that appeared before I got hit  by the anvil.

Cornpie: Seat I'MTAKINGIDIOTPILLSNOWSOTHATI'MNOTSTUPIDANYMORE!

Mario: Can I have a candy ring? When you answer I'll ask a real question.

Wendy: No.

Mario: Here's the real one now. Why do you wear a bow?

Wendy: I feel like it.

Cornpie: Seat FATGUY!

Wario: What is your weakness?

Wendy: Breaking a nail, tripping, getting jumped on by Mario or Luigi.

Cornpie: That's all the time for today. See you next time, but first...

(Wendy gets shocked by a giant Blooper thingy.)

Wendy: BLAGGIAGGIAGGIAGGIAAAAAAAAAGGGGGG! End Transmission!

(Ending completed.)