Larry: Greetings! Welcome to-

Lemmy: Lemmy�s-

GLaDOS: Actually, this is my show now.

Larry: Neva!

GLaDOS: ... Whatever. I will now pick someone for you to interview. How about... that giant sword?

Exor: Yay!

Larry: All right. Crawful and Baba Yaga will interview!

Power Gauge (Beta Robot): What about me?

Larry: You can interview later!

Crawful: Bagel!

Baba Yaga: ... Right.

(He and Crawful sit in their interviewer chairs, Exor just floats there.)

Baba Yaga: All right then! First question: why exactly are you shaped like a sword, if you�re a ship?

Exor: Smithy was once a much larger being, large enough to wield me. As he grew old, he shrank. So, he modified me into a ship!

Crawful: Bagel! So, why is your mouth named Neosquid?

Exor: I... like sea food?

Audience: Boo!

(A tomato is thrown at Exor.)

Exor: To be honest, I think Smithy just thought it was a cool name. He named it, not me.

Baba Yaga: Why do Neosquid and your eyes have their own Psychopath thoughts?

Exor: Neosquid and my eyes are all separate entities, which allows them to all attack separately, making me more powerful!

Crawful: On to audience questions! Seat 49,494!

Goomba: If your Left Eye is blind, why doesn�t it look blind?

Exor: I forgot to put his contacts in that day.

Baba Yaga: Seat 848!

Boo: Why does your Right Eye have astigmatism?

Exor: Smithy made an error making my Right Eye, and has been too busy to fix it.

Crawful: Seat 567!

Iggy: What is the purpose of you having a face, exactly?

Exor: It was just a modification Smithy made when he made me into a ship. I guess Neosquid�s portal to Smithy�s Factory makes more sense since he�s a mouth.

Baba Yaga: Seat 42!

Man in a business suit: ...

Baba Yaga: Uh, sir?

Crawful: Who are you talking to?

Baba Yaga: To that guy right... there...

(The man is gone.)

Crawful: Yeesh, people say I�m crazy! BAGEL!!! Seat 693!

Yaridovich: Why did you vanish when Smithy was defeated?

Exor: Smithy designed me so I�d disintegrate when Smithy died. You�ll have to ask him yourself, I have no idea why that is.

Larry: Well, that�s all for now! End transmission!

Space Core: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

Larry: Stop that!

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