Bowser: Gwhahahaha! Welcome to Bowser's Interview Show! No need to hold the applause, because I want to hear it!

Audience: ...

Bowser: I said I want to hear it!

Toad: U-uh, h-hooray for Bowser!

Lemmy: Maybe capturing a whole audience of Toads, not to mention you made them fear you even more before the Interview even started, wasn't really necessary.

Bowser: Who else was I suppose to use as an audience?

Lemmy: Your minions?

Bowser: Please, they already know how great King Bowser is! These mere mortals need to know more of what is Bowser, baby!

Iggy: Can we leave, King Dad?

Bowser: No! You need to experience the Bowser Express as well!

Lemmy: Bowser Express?

Bowser: Or the Bowser Experience. Whatever you prefer. Not that I need your... uh... preferring.

Lemmy: Okay then.

Bowser: That's what I thought!

Lemmy: You thought I was going to say "okay then"?

Bowser: Yeah! I'm a mind-reader! So show me who I'm interviewing!

Lemmy: Why didn't you pick someone yourself?

Bowser: I have no plans of holding petty auditions! I would expect everyone to beg to be interviewed by me!

Lemmy: Well I got somebody picked anyway.

Bowser: Tell me then!

Lemmy: Why don't you use your mind-reading powers?

Bowser: Why don't you shut up before I take your Mario action figure away!

Lemmy: What Mario action figure?

Bowser: Oh no, wait, those are the Koopa Kids.

Lemmy: Before this drags out way too long, here's Belome!

Bowser: You mean that four-eyed freak from Super Mario RPG?

Lemmy: I'm surprised you know that much.

Belome: Hmm, you look tasty.

Lemmy: Back off, buddy.

Bowser: Wait, this is Belome? I thought you were talking about this Toad with those stupid glasses.

Iggy: I don't remember any Toad with glasses.

Bowser: Ugh, I don't even know anymore.

Belome: I think I remember eating you once, you tasted repulsive!

Bowser: What? Come on, I couldn't have been that bad!

Belome: I never ate a Bowser again.

Bowser: Then why did you clone me twice then?

Belome: You had the most HP and Attack points out of the others.

Bowser: Well I guess me being the strongest WAS a given. So I better ask you some questions then, weirdo. Why did you live in Kero Sewers?

Belome: I was its guardian, and controlled the water level of Kero Sewers.

Bowser: Why did you do it? It's not like anyone made you look after a stupid switch.

Belome: It�s been a tradition in my family to guard Kero Sewers. Plus it's a great place to sleep.

Bowser: Which leads me to my next question of why are you always so sleepy?

Belome: I don't get to eat very much. That shuts down my body, which is why I'm always so glad when I get the chance for a snack. I've also learned the ability to make others go to sleep with my Special Attacks!

Bowser: Why would you even want others to sleep? I mean, really.

Belome: Everyone deserves a rest.

Wario: Do you think you could try it out on this audience of Toads?

Bowser: What are you doing here, fatty?

Wario: I would be talking, fatso!

Bowser: Okay, that was just uncalled for.

Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!

Yellow Toad: Could you please not scream that in my ear next time?

Waluigi: Waluigi will do what he wants!

Lemmy: Anyway, yeah, why are you guys here?

Wario: To steal money from scared Toads! The easiest crime!

Bowser: Could you guys do it quietly? My audience is just dieing to hear my next question!

Audience: ...

Bowser: CLAP!

Audience: Yeah, Bowser!

Bowser: I'll just ignore how the author would just assume you would all yell that at the same time.

Lemmy: What autho-?

Bowser: Yes, yes, breaking the fourth wall and all that jazz, now on with my question, why are you always so hungry all the time?

Belome: You'd be hungry too, guarding the Sewers with no food! I'd be lucky if a traveler came by once a week to make a decent snack! I had to eat the fish in the Sewers, but even they didn't fill me.

Wario: You think you have problems, some of these wallets don't even have any money in them! Who carries a wallet with no money?

Bowser: If you're done with that, on to my next amazing question! How would a loser like you have a Temple?

Belome: You mean Belome Temple!

Bowser: Uh, yeah, I already said you had a Temple.

Belome: I thought it would be nice if everyone knew the name of it.

Bowser: Get on with it.

Belome: It's an underground shrine that was built in my honor!

Bowser: Who would make a Temple for you?

Belome: The monsters that live at Land's End, of course.

Bowser: There's no way they would do it for free, so spill it.

Belome: Okay, they built it for me, so I wouldn't eat them.

Waluigi: Waluigi should have his own shrine! Build one for me, you stupid Toads!

Red Toad: No way, you look funny and you're skinny!

Waluigi: Well I don't see how me being skinny would affect you guys making a shrine for me.

Wario: Whahaha! Not even these Toads will listen to you, Waluigi!

Waluigi: Go back to your wallet-stealing!

Wario: You know, you'd think these Toads would wise up after they heard that I was STEALING their wallets, but whatever.

Bowser: Anyway, four-eyes, where did you get all the treasure in that Temple of yours? Stealing?

Belome: I've collected all the treasure from travelers at Kero Sewers.

Bowser: And if you're supposed to be guarding the Kero Sewers, how come you're at your Temple?

Belome: There was no point in guarding it anymore, Mario got to it! Besides, I needed some alone time.

Bowser: Sure.

Wario: Alone time! More like... uh... I got nothing one this one. What about you, Waluigi?

Waluigi: WALUIGI TIME!

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Bowser: I don't get why you say that. Are you trying to get a point across that this is the Interviews section, or what?

Lemmy: I've always randomly said it.

Bowser: Yeah, well, it�s annoying. So stop it.

Lemmy: Yes, King Dad...

Bowser: So, Belome, what do you do in your spare time?

Belome: Try as many foods as I can. I really like the gourmet food they make, delicious!

Bowser: Wow, that was really interesting. Since I have no more questions for this fool, I'll give the honor to you Toads and cheapskates to ask some questions! You, over there in seat 55!

Blue Toad: Why are you weak against thunder?

Bowser: How would you even know that? I mean, I totally knew it, if it wasn't for me knowing thunder was his weakness, Mario would never beat him.

Mario: Sadly, it's true.

Bowser: Hey, get out of my castle!

Mario: Okay.

Mario leaves.

Belome: To answer your question, thunder shocks me into an awake mode, and I like feeling sleepy.

Bowser: Uh, you, the loser in seat 23.

Waluigi: Wah! I'm no loser!

Bowser: I call them like I see them.

Waluigi: Uh, what do you do nowadays?

Wario: Really creative question, Waluigi.

Belome: I usually stay over at my Temple. The creatures of Land's End usually give me food, as I already stated, as long as I don't eat them.

Waluigi: Sounds... boring! The opposite of Waluigi!

Bowser: Shut it, toothpick!

Waluigi: Wah...

Bowser: You, the Toad that's scared.

Toad: We�re all scared!

Bowser: Then the one in seat 82.

Toadsworth: I say, can we go home?

Bowser: We'll see. Now ask the freak a question!

Toadsworth: Oh my, well, do you have a favorite food?

Belome: You know, I do things other than eat and sleep!

Bowser: Like what?

Belome: Well, my favorite food was this puffy thing. It tasted DELICIOUS! It was kinda like marshmallow.

Bowser: That's cool, just ignore what I said.

Belome: What?

Bowser: Let�s just get to the last seat, I'm pretty sure the author is running out of questions... oh, nobody is going to mention anything about me saying that? Well, seat 22.

Wario: Did you work for Smithy?

Belome: Nope, I didn't even know who he was at the time.

Bowser: Fantastic, well I guess that wraps things up here! I'm sure you had the best time riding the Bowser Express-

Lemmy: What about the Bowser Experience? That has a good ring to it.

Bowser: Don't interrupt me again! Now I lost my train of thought!

Lemmy: Well, since you did the Interview for us, Belome, I got you a treat.

Belome: A treat? Oh boy!

Mallow: This isn't the marshmallow lookalike convention!

Belome: It's my favorite food of all time!

Mallow: Oh no!

Belome starts chasing after Mallow.

Bowser: Join the Bowser Experience next time, here at-

Lemmy: Lemmy's Interview Show!

Bowser: Okay, what did I say about that before?

Lemmy: It�s a habit though!

Bowser: Yeah, well I�ll make it a... unhabit!

Lemmy: That�s not even a word.

Bowser: Just end the show.

Lemmy: End Transmission.

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