Backstage...

Jalvo: Well we�re going to try something new with the intro.

Mini Jalvo: What do you mean?

Jalvo: Instead of having us announce the intro, I�m having an �official� announcer do the opening bit.

Mini Jalvo: Like the people who do the previews?

Jalvo: Exactly! Although he said he was going to tweak the intro.

Mini Jalvo: I hope it�s worth our money.

Boosly: Our money? We don�t have any money.

Jalvo: That�s why I�m paying him with Jasper�s money.

Jasper: What about my money?

Jalvo: Nothing. Your money is safe.

Boosly: How does he have so much money?

Jalvo: I don�t know.

Mini Jalvo: Quiet, everybody! It�s going to start.

(Up in the rafters is a small room. A Microgoomba is seen near a microphone.)

Microgoomba: *squeaky voice* Oh, it�s going to start!

(He presses the button. His voice drops extremely deep. From on now he is the Announcer.)

Back onstage�

Announcer: Welcome one and all to the best interview that you will see in your lifetime.

Random Tourist: Best show? Doubt it.

Boosly: I have to agree.

Announcer: Quiet, all of you. Welcome, one and all, to Jalvo the Slime�s AWESOME Interview show. With your host, MINI JALVOOOOO!

(A sign turns on showing the word �applause�.)

Audience: Yeaaah! Wooo! *Clapping*

Mini Jalvo: That�s a nice intro. Well hi, everybody! For this show we made a trip to Koopa Village, and our net brought in Kooper!

(The applause sign turns on once more. The audience is clapping even louder.)

Kooper: Hi Mini Jalvo.

Mini Jalvo: So Kooper, what have you been doing since your journey with Mario?

Kooper: Well, I have been exploring with Kolorado.

Mini Jalvo: Sounds like fun. So how�s Kolorado doing anyways?

Kooper: Still getting into near-death situations.

Mini Jalvo: So can you tell me about your journey with Mario?

Kooper: Well I met Mario in Koopa Village, where he returned me my shell. So-

Mini Jalvo: Before you continue, how did you lose your shell?

Kooper: Before Mario came to the village, Fuzzies came in and tried to disguise themselves with bandanas and scarves.

Mini Jalvo: So you put on a Fuzzy, thinking it was your bandana?

Kooper: Exactly, I put it on and before I knew it, the thing went inside my shell and took my shell off my back.

Mini Jalvo: I see, but why have Mario find your shell when you could go and get a new one?

Kooper: This was a shell that was passed down in my family. It is a rare shell that is only made once in a blue moon.

Mini Jalvo: Gotcha. Please continue your story.

Kooper: Where did I leave off?

Mini Jalvo: After you received your shell.

Kooper: Thanks. Mario and I traveled to the Koopa Bros� lair, where we fought the fighting quartet. Then you know the rest.

Mini Jalvo: What got you interested in being an archaeologist?

Kooper: I lived near Kolorado for so many years. I remember him coming into town after his journeys and telling us stories of his outings. After listening to those, it made me want to be one as well.

Mini Jalvo: So what was your recent outing?

Kooper: Kolorado and I went to Shiver City to see if there was a prehistoric Koopa frozen in the ice.

Mini Jalvo: Was there?

Kooper: Nope, but we found a prehistoric Goomba.

Mini Jalvo: Better than not finding anything. Well look at the time, it�s audience questions! Seat PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!

Phanto: Why do you have bandages on your face?

Kooper: Well, the bandages came from my battle with this Fuzzy they call �Iron Tip�. He attacked me and scratched the side of my face.

Mini Jalvo: Seat MUSTACHIO PISTACHIO!

Luigi: I get it, it�s because I�m green and mustached. Oh yeah, the question; did you know any of the Koopa Bros?

Kooper: Well I knew them in grade school and learned to fight with them. They changed when they saw a show with teenagers acting like ninjas; they went rogue and became a fighting quartet.

Mini Jalvo: Seat BUSHY BROW!

Goomba: Why is your bandana red?

Kooper: Well my bandana is red because I thought that too much blue wouldn�t look that great. So I chose red to stand out.

Mini Jalvo: Thank you for your time, Kooper.

Kooper: My pleasure.

Announcer: Goodbye, folks. END TRANSMISSION!

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