Ha ha! I am Lemmy Koopa, and you have foolishly fallen right into my trap. But don't worry- there is nothing to fear in Lemmy's Land, unless the idea of 43 fun-filled sections fills you with terror. If you feel brave and want to have some fun, I dare you to click on me and advance into my trap. But if you feel the need to stick to some crazy schedule and don't want to have a good time, then run over to Mario and he will rescue you.

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