The Koopa Family

Larry Koopa
Score: 7 out of 10
He is the youngest of all Koopalings, and number 5 on my list. He is green and has long, blue hair, just like Ludwig, but he combs it up and to the left. He really likes plants and is an expert at making them grow under whatever the condition might be. He could easily make plants grow in Desert Land, Ice Land, and Dark Land, yeah, even in Sky Land! He is also an excellent spy, and when he is not taking care of his many plants you can bet he is out spying. He has also learned the skill of hypnotizing by stealing one of Kamek's old books. And one more thing, don't try playing any games with this guy, he's bound to cheat.

Morton Koopa Jr. (Starface)
Score: 10 out of 10
He is the second youngest of the Koopalings, and my top favorite. He is gray, has three strainds of gray hair on his head, and is a bit fat due to all the wedding cake he eats. He strongly dislikes to be called loudmouth and has a star on the left side of his face. Morton has a bad habit of using many unnecessary, fake and
non-existent, stupid, pointless, not-funny, dry adjectives and to talk a lot, due to his lack of attention when he was a small child; this also caused him to cry a lot (more than usual) during his early childhood years.
Morton also tends to like wedding cakes because they are soft, creamy, taste very good, he thinks they look beautiful, and because Clawdia fed Morton with them since he was a small child. He also happens to have an imaginary friend that looks just like him except that he is yellow, wears small purple sunglasses, and has no star on his face. The reason why he has this friend is probably because he feels very lonely and needs someone to talk to, since no one else will listen to him. His imaginary friend is known to repeat small parts of the sentences that Morton is saying. Morton claims that his friend's name is CheeseMan, and that he likes CheezDoodles just as much as Morton likes wedding cake. Morton's favoritesiblings are Lemmy and Iggy because they took care of him when he was younger and because Iggy is really good at using magic.

Wendy Ocean Koopa
Score: 5 out of 10
Wendy is the third youngest of the Koopalings, and number 6 on my list. She is all red and wears a big pink bow, which she thinks highly off, to cover up her lack of hair. She likes to eat a lot of candy, and due to that, well, have you ever seen Wendy's teeth? I mean Wendy's real teeth? You should be glad you haven't! She is also an excellent swimmer and is really fond of water. She is used to getting her way due to her very unpleasent tantrums, which appeared because she was used to getting her way! She got twice the attention as a kid that she should have gotten because she was a girl, and for that reason Morton got very little, almost none from his parents. She thinks she is the prettiest of all the Koopas living on Plit, and she likes to stand in front of the mirror all day making herself pretty.

Iggy Koopa (WizardKing)
Score: 8 out of 10
Iggy is in the middle, 4th youngest, 4th oldest, he is also number 4 on my list. Iggy is blue and wears gray glasses because he can't see to well due to being hit too many times in the eyes by Roy when he was little. He has rainbow-colored hair, just like his "twin" Lemmy, which he combs upwards and a bit forward. He likes to work out a lot, but his real power is his magic. He is a very powerful magician, but uses it seldom.

Roy Koopa
Score: 2 out of 10
Roy is my least favourite koopaling, so don't expect me to write a lot of nice things here! Anyway, he is a fat pink bully who enjoys beating up his smaller siblings, and he wears a couple of sun glasses to cover up his ridiculously small eyes. Does that sound cool to you?!

Lemmy Koopa
 Score: 8 out of 10
Lemmy is my third favorite koopaling. He is blue but not like Iggy, his color has a bit more green to it. His hair is just like Iggy's and he combs it the exact same way. He is the fun-loving koopaling and therefore also the most popular. He is the Koopa clown, he really enjoys going to the circus, and he has a huge collection of circus balls in all the rainbow's colors and a lot more. He has one favorite though, it is the same color as he is and has a big yellow star on it. He likes to ride on his ball all day long, and with it he's really fast but without it even a turtle would be faster. And oh, yeah, those scars, Bowser was just too eager to hold him when he hatched.

Ludwig "von" Koopa
Score: 8.5 out of 10
Ludwig is green, and has blue hair like Larry, but he doesn't comb it, probably too busy making inventions that always go. Anyway, therefore his hair goes out to the sides just like a mad doctor, scientist, or something. Ludwig is my second favorite of all the Koopalings, and the grand inventor of the doomships, my favorite levels in Super Mario Bros. 3., in fact, my favorite levels of all time! Ludwig is a genius! He is the smartest person in the Koopa Clan. Unfortunately he sometimes teams up with the unpleasent Roy to torture his smaller siblings, and makes terrible music, and is rather lazy. Yeah, he is so lazy that he didn't even participate in Super Mario Bros. 3., actually he used a-

Someone puts duct tape over LizardKing's mouth.

"I am ze smartest of all ze Koopas, I compose great music, but I have not yet been discovered.

Someone removes the duct tape.

Your music is terrible because you're almost deaf due to all your inventions exploding all the time.

"Vhat did you zay?"

Do you want a chocolate?

"Sure! Now vill you listen to my latest creation?"

No thanks, I'm late for supper already...

Clawdia Koopa
This is the mother of all the Koopa Kids. She looks just like Bowser but has just one big spike on her back and is not as dark green as Bowser. She really likes cooking dinner and baking cakes, especially wedding cakes, which she always feeds to Morton to make up for all the attention he didn't get when he was a child.

Bowser Koopa
This is the father of all the Koopa Kids. He is tall, has a dark green color to his face and shell, and enjoys lava bathing after Kamek cast a spell that made him invincible to lava. He has a big need to rule! He must be the king! He wants to take over first the Mushroom Kingdom, then Plit, and then everything that is left! He wants to be the ruler of the universe, but he obviously has read too many adventures about dragons kidnapping beautiful maidens, and really thinks that is the way to conquer the universe. Really, Mario must be getting tired of this guy by now, why doesn't he just use Ludwig's method and send in a-

LizardKing is duct taped again. Bowser comes in and throws Ludwig in the dungeon. Then the duct tape is removed, again.

Surely Mario is so stupid he wouldn't notice any difference anyway?

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