Name: Tubba Blubba
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Species: Clubba

Tubba Blubba. A foul, vulgar, glutonous monster to some. His horrible ways have lead him to be mistreated horribly. He was born into the Koopa army with no parents or guardians. From the day he was born, he'd been treated like a lower-class nobody.

At first, he served the minor ranks as a random Clubba. His number was 4920 to be specific. However, he didn't do so well with this job. He was always outmatched, outsmarted, and picked on. One day, everything that had been happening was at its worst.

He woke up in the barracks and stepped outside, only to notice that people were laughing at him all around. With tears in his eyes, he realised his shell had been removed during his sleep. At the corner of his eye he saw a group of Koopas with his shell laughing their heads off. Tubba was madder than ever.

With an angry roar, he leapt onto the Koopas. Pounding furiously nonstop, he pummeled all of them as well as some observing soldiers. Theywere all sent to the hospital in critical treatment. Only two of them survived, and Tubba now had a bad reputation worse than his old one.

People now avoided him, and many villagers were downright afraid of him. He always slept alone at night, usually crying. Eventually, the news reached Kammy's ears.

She introduced herself to Tubba and told him that he could have a higher rank. Tubba quickly agreed and was assigned the task of capturing the Forever Forest and Gusty Gulch area. His place of residence was a fortress built on the top of Gusty Gulch.

What he wasn't aware of was the fact that the area he was trying to capture had belonged to a Boo clan. When he began claiming parts for the Koopa army, the Boos got a big laugh out of it. Eventually, Boos from the gulch began going into his fortress and pulling pranks on him. It was his childhood all over again.

This continued for several years, when he finally called Kammy and told her that he was having the worst time of his life. Kammy thought about this and told him to wait for her. A few days later, Kammy arrived with Bowser. He was asked what all the problems were, and he told them everything. This was about the time Paper Mario took place. Bowser had a great idea. He told Tubba that he could make him invincible. Tubba smiled and reluctantly agreed. Bowser then grinned and showed his claws.

What happened after that was the most painful and gross thing that had happened to Tubba Blubba. Bowser had stuck his claw in Tubba's body and removed his heart. But before the Clubba had his life taken away from him, Bowser used the Star Rod. Tubba grew three times his size that day, and he felt odd. He then realized that he was separated from his heart. It was still working perfectly, however.

Bowser found a nearby hiding place for his vital organ. He kept it inside the windmill and gave the key to Tubba. As a second precaution, he guarded the well leading into the basement by sealing it. Tubba was now invincible, and wanted revenge.

An unfortunate group of Boos went to pick on him that day. They hid under his bed to strike. Tubba decided to take a nap, so he hopped on and started snoozing. The Boos grinned and leapt out with a scream. Tubba had been awakened and startled, only to see a bunch of Boos laughing their heads off. One of them opened his eyes a little to see Tubba's reaction, but went wide-eyed when he saw him.

Tubba was now humongous. The Boo tapped his buddies on the shoulder and they all stared at the monster before them. Tubba tried to crush them, but they kept resisting. Then he did the worst thing he could think of. He ate them all. As he licked his lips from his fresh meal, he realized something... it was pretty good.

The next day, he decided to get revenge on the Boos in Gusty Gulch. He went down and saw many Boos staring at him. It was now an all-you-can-eat buffet, as he gobbled down spooks left and right. He went farther down the hill after the other Boos had disappeared, and attacked Boo Manor. When he was done with his rampage, he returned home for some well-needed rest. He now had a brand new reputation of being invincible. One that he'd wanted from the beginning.

Later, Bowser gave him a new task. He was given a Star Spirit to guard from Mario, who was now venturing through the Dry Dry Desert. Tubba took it up to his room and set it on his sidetable. It was now naptime. Unfortunately, what he'd thought to be some kind of sacred item was a living soul. The Star Spirit ran away from his fortress, but soon got captured by Boos.

Tubba woke up with a shock when he saw that the Star Spirit had left him. He was on the verge of tears, but then decided to find it. He walked down the hill to Gusty Gulch, where Mario was currently. Almost all the Boos disappeared, except for one. He ate that one, then decided that the Star Spirit wasn't there. Deep down, he really only wanted a snack anyway. So he returned home for some rest. He decided to look for the Star Spirit later.

While he was on the top floor, he heard something across the great hallway. He began stomping across it searching for an intruder. He caught a glimpse of red with a little bit of bluish green above it. Suddenly, it had disappeared. Tubba walked by there and looked around. It was out of sight. He decided that he was seeing things and needed a nap, so he walked into his bedroom.

The first thing he did was hop onto his bed and start sleeping. Not long after, he was rudely awakened by the magic key to the windmill. Half-awake, he began trying to remember what it was. When Mario had left the room, he remembered, and realized that he was in serious trouble. Knowing he needed the key at all costs, he chased Mario.

In anger, he demolished the great catwalks in his fortress and started pursuing Mario. When Mario had gotten through the front door, he tried to open it himself. To his surprise, it was stuck. He also smelled Boos, so he was now angrier than he ever was before. Slamming on the door continuously, it eventually gave way. The Boos fell back, Tubba came out, and he decided to have a snack before finding Mario.

He ran down Gusty Gulch, but his face fell grim when he saw the door to the windmill open. He sat and waited, almost about to cry. But he realized that he could control his heart subconsiously. He tried hard, and eventually managed to switch the body he was in. He was now his own heart.

Mario opened the door before him, and he suspected that one of his minions had spilled the beans. Angry and blessed with the power of the Star Rod, he fought Mario. He probably would've prevailed with one of his most powerful attacks if it hadn't been for Bow being on Mario's side. Whenever he charged it, Mario disappeared. By the time he attacked, Mario was completely hidden. After the attack stopped, Mario appeared once again. He tried this several times, but kept getting the same result.

Mario had worn the heart down, so he decided that he'd be stronger if he had his powerful body to fight with him. He ran out from the windmill and reuinited with his bulk. Mario fought him once again. Unfortunately, he was surprised to find out that he was still the same little boy he always was. After being humiliated and beaten, he decided to give back all the Boos he'd eaten and run back to his fortress.

The Boos have stopped picking on him since then, and they have even begun getting along. Despite being defeated by Mario, being yelled at by Bowser, and having a miserable childhood, his life hasn't turned out that bad.

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