I figured that, with my Fun Fiction Super Survivor out, people would wonder who my character, Josh Koopa, was. Well, now I, Joshua, am telling you all about him, from his creation to his looks.

Origin

Josh Koopa is my alter ego or my clone. I had just finished my Interview with Lemmy, Larry, and Wendy, when somebody knocked me out in my dressing room. When I woke up, I was in Castle Koopa in the torture chamber and standing in front of me were Ludwig and Iggy. I will now tell you what happened to me in play form from the moment I regained consciousness…

Joshua: Where am I?

Iggy: Our torture chamber, and you’re our perfect test subject.

Joshua: Test subject? What the? Tell me what in the name of the world is going here!

Ludwig: We have selected you to test my latest invention, the Transmogrificatnronjfor. Should it function properly, it shall transform you into a Koopa. And an evil one at that. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joshua: Why?

Iggy: So we have an evil Koopa. The most evil one since King Dad!

Joshua: Meh. He’s not so evil.

They threw me into the smoking machine and it started to work.

Joshua: (Looks like this could be the end of my Interview show! Wait! Ludwig’s inventions always backfire! So what’ll happen to me?!)

Miraculously, when I fell out, a Koopa fell out with me!

Joshua: What the? Who are you?

???: I’m Josh Koopa, and I just got cloned from you, I think…

Joshua: My very own clone? Sweet!

Even Ludwig doesn’t really understand what happened, but the theory is that my DNA was copied in that machine and crossed with a Koopa’s.

Ludwig: Are you evil?

Josh Koopa: No.

He beat the crud out of Ludwig and Iggy, then we snatched the remaining Koopalings and Karma and bundled them into a helicopter which flew them off to Super Survivor.

Personality and Looks

JK is a bouncy Koopa who is twice as smart as me since my DNA was crossed with a Koopa’s. His shell is my favorite colour, indigo. He is treated as a Koopaling and even has his own wand, which is also indigo. He is good friends with Lemmy and Roy and loves to beat up Morton, Ludwig, and Iggy with Roy. Susan has been paying less attention to Larry since Josh showed up and Larry thanks DAD every day for his creation. JK can ride a ball nearly as well as Lemmy and is enrolled in his ball-riding class. JK looks remarkably like me, which is probably why Susan has taken a sudden interest to him. He has a scar on his shell, which looks like a comb for some reason.

Is Josh Koopa Good or Evil?

Josh is neither good nor evil. He hangs out with two of the Koopalings but hates it when evil rises up. He’s neutral in the never-ending war between good and evil but doesn’t want to be overrun by a Koopa. Josh lives with me but prefers to spend most days and nights with the Koopalings. I feel like a mother sometimes…

Well, I guess that’s it except for his hobbies, but I think I mentioned them. So there you have it, Josh Koopa, my clone who Susan has a thing for. Goodbye.

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