Name: Mario Mario
Age: 35
Height: 5'4''
Favorite Food: Spaghetti and Meatballs
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Drink: Snapple
Relatives: Luigi Mario, Mary Mario, Ryan Mario, Holly Mario, Dyllan Mario
Friends: Yoshi, Toad, Donkey Kong, Daisy, etc.
Enemies: King Bowser, Lord Grodus, Smithy, Cackletta, King Boo, etc.

Mario Mario was born on Yoshi's Island under the care of Mary and Ryan Mario. When he was being transported from the hospital to his family via stork, meanwhile an evil Magikoopa Kamek, who was the advisor of King Morton and the babysitter of Prince Bowser, foresaw a prophecy that two young men in red and green would overthrow the Koopa Kingdom. So he set out and snatched Luigi, missing Mario completely. Mario fell down towards Yoshi's Island and landed on Yoshi's back. Yoshi did not know how, but the baby mysteriously knew where to go. Yoshi and his friends took Mario to Morton's castle, where Yoshi and Baby Bowser faught. It was easy, but then Kamek, enraged, made Bowser grow to immense size. It was a tough fight, but in the end, Yoshi won. Yoshi returned the babies to their parents.

For a couple years Mario and the Yoshis bonded, and they tought him to swing and jump; this is why he is such a good acrobat. At the time, however, Bowser was old enough to know one dreadful word: "War". The Koopas declared war on the Yoshis. The Marios' parents, knowing they could save their babies, sent them in a warp pipe to Brooklyn, New York, along with a letter. They were then brought up by two Italian parents named Tony and Sophea Fernandez.

In kindergarten Mario and Luigi were bullied by two kids named Brutus and Jones Scapeli. Their only freinds were a blonde-haired boy named Peter, a red-haired girl named Christie, a shy child named Alex, and his twin brother Bob. One day Mario stood up to the bullies, and punched Brutus in the face. (Later the two changed their names to Wario and Waluigi.) Mario and Luigi were very unpopular throughout elementry, middle, and high school. When Mario was in high school he was very depressed. As a result he started bullying children as well as smoking. His friends also had moved away. When he was in 11th grade he bumped into a girl whose name was Pauline. They talked, and became boyfriend and girlfriend after a while. Luigi was left dateless.

When Mario and Luigi graduated from high school, they went to Yale. Also, Mario got a part-time job at McDonalds. When Mario and Luigi were in college, they heard that there was a murderer on the campass. Mario fought the murderer and won. Pauline rewarded him with a kiss. After graduating from college, Mario and Luigi tried getting jobs as a doctor, a referee, and a chef. Then Mario and Luigi decided to get jobs as construction workers. It turned out that their boss, Foreman Spike, was evil. They defeated their boss. Latr Mario heard about a giant ape on CK island called Cranky Kong. Unfortunately the beast escaped and kidnapped Pauline and fled to the Empire State Building. Mario scaled the building and defeated Cranky Kong, saving Pauline. Mario, thinking he could get some fast bucks, captured Cranky Kong and put him on display. Pauline could not stand this and left him. Unfortunately, Cranky Kong's son, Donkey Kong, saved him and left Mario with nothing.

Mario and Luigi became plumbers. Famous ones at that. But one day while battling strange turtle creatures the Mario Brothers fell into a warp pipe that took them to the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario met Peach and fell in love. Peach was captured by an evil Koopa King named Bowser. Mario rescued her. Later on they got married and had two Kids named Holly and Dyllan...

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