Name: Gourmet Guy
Race: Shy Guy
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Personality: Slow witted (and sometimes crazy)
Favorite Color: Cake color!
Favorite Video Game: Paper Mario
Favorite Hero: Mario (he gave him cake!)
Favorite Villain: Bundt (cake!)
Favorite Koopaling: Morton
Favorite Minion: Shy Guy
Favorite Quote: YUM!
Favorite Possession: His fork and knife
Favorite Hat: Chef's hat

Gourmet Guy started life like any other Shy Guy. He was born on Yoshi's Island, but once Baby Mario came his parents sent him away because it was too dangerous for the  young Shy Guy. Bowser later found him and took him to his castle to soon be sent to the Shy Guy Toy Box. This was in time for Bowser's and Clawdia's wedding, where he tried his first cake. He loved it. He needed it. "I NEED MORE!!!" he sceamed into the sunset. That night he stole into the Koopa Castle kitchens, eating five whole spare wedding cakes. The next day he was sent to the Shy Guy Toy Box and was drafted into the Shy Army. He HATED Army life. He hardlly got any cake. Without much cake, he went beserk seeing it. In a battle one year, he got hurt and quit, but was forced to stay in the Toy Box as a guard for General Guy. He got a high pay with that job, 20 coins an hour, all day! With that money he bought unbreakable silver forks and knives, and cake. Lots and lots of cake. He got so fat that he was demoted to guard the lever that fixes the train tracks. One fateful day Mario came and bribed him with cake, precious cake he was no longer allowed to have! He couldn't resist. After General Guy was defeated, Gourmet Guy was kicked out of the Shy Army. Now he wanders, lost and hungry without a home. Until one day...

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