Mario Gang Bios

Mario: He's 5 feet, loves pasta, and rams into ? Blocks every day. You guessed it, MARIO! The Koopa-stomping hero has been Nintendo's mascot for years now, and I don't think it will change!

Luigi: 6 feet, green shirt, Mario's brother, and he basically has the same stats as Mario. Yep, it's LUIGI! Many fans, many fansites, but Mario has really taken his fame. Not too happy about that, but he still shows up in the games.

Toad: He's kind of short, has a Mushroom hat (You'll realize it's a hat if you've watched the SMBSS "The Bird! The Bird"), a vest, and is a Mushroomer. You know who he is? TOAD! Peach's #1 servant, he accompanies her on most of her adventures, and has been neglected by Nintendo for quite a few years. Toad fans are hoping that he will get a starring role in an upcoming game we haven't heard about yet.

Princess Peach Toadstool: First called Princess Toadstool, now called Peach, has a big, puffy dress, and is no dainty princess. You guessed it, PEACH! She has been the one to rescue for Mario for almost all of the games, exept SMB2, where you could choose her as a playable character. In almost all of the Sports games (I say almost because I havn't played ANY!), she could be played too. Not much is said about why she is a Human instead of a Mushroomer, but there are things in the Mushroom Kingdom that just don't make sense, right?

Yoshi: A bottomless pit of a stomach, green, a dinosaur, you guessed it, YOSHI! He's helped Mario in a number of games, and has appeared in some Sports games. We're hoping to see more of him, as well as his Yoshi friends, in more games.

Bowser: The King of all Koopas, mean, really mean, ultra mean! We're talkin' about BOWSER! With 4 tons of evil (and fat) on him, he'll squish you flat. He has 7 kids that are probably very eager to hurt you, almost as much as him. He shoots fireballs, stomps, and is heavy (4 tons), and doesn't like to be stomped or mocked. He has only used 2 types of transportation, the Koopa Klown Kopter and the doomships, but is ok (VERY ok) on his own.

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