John's Interview Characters

Name: Izirina Koopa
Species: Koopa
Age: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Height: Same as Morton
Weight: She won't tell, says, "It's a girl thing!"
Description: Brown scales, green face, orange shell with two spikes
Backstory: Little is known about this mysterious Koopa girl, and much shall remain hidden. All that can really be said is that she absolutely LOVES Morton, especially since they both love talking. She was originally from Barrel Volcano, but after a red Star crash landed there, strange things started happening. For one, a bunch of geeks in a rainbow of armor with matching axes and an axe-swinging ship they called "Blade" started enforcing a demented, surf-dude style of law upon the citizens, even turning their protector, Czar Dragon, against them. Despite their being overthrown by Mario, Bowser, and their friends/enemies, that gang called the Axem Rangers continues to wreak havoc on Plit, up to and including the time at which they abducted Izirina and chained her to a wall in their headquarters in an effort to lure the Koopa Omega Force into a trap. Morton unchained Izirina from the wall, and unchained her heart at the same time (Stop crying, Sushie!). Currently, she has no control of a land, and no doomship, but Bowser may change his mind on that someday (Provided the Axems don't keep coming back, which we all know they will). A mutual resentmens exists between Izirina and the Axems, with her believing that they may have killed her family during their reign while the Koopas of Barrel Volcano fled for their lives. The Axems, however, blame Izirina for the fact that Count Down knew Corona, and for Cloaker and Domino altogether (they think it has something to do with a dream she had about Knife Guy and Grate Guy).

Name: Hot Foot
Species: Candle Flame
Occupation: Candle flame, Interview show set designer, former tormentor of Mario and Luigi
Age: 21
Marital Status: Married to Ignitia Sparks Flameswell-Hotfoot
Height: ... Well, what do you expect, I'm gonna measure a candle flame? Yeah, right...
Weight: Can't put flames on scales... something about melting properties
Hobbies: Snuggling with Ignitia (to put it lightly - NO PUN INTENDED), driving Ludwig insane at Interviews, chasing the Interview chair
Backstory: He's the first Hot Foot ever created (in the Mario 3 game, he's in Castle Koopa, where only the strong survive), and has quite a personality... for a candle flame that walks and talks, anyway. He and Ignitia were married in 2000, and did not come back from their honeymoon for three weeks, only to take an extended vacation afterward. They had initially met at one of King Koopa's banquets, when his Plit-famous band started their set. She loved him for the fame, he loved her for the way she glows. While they were dating, Hot Foot often had to defend her from the advances of a Podoboo from Castle Koopa. That Podoboo is now married to another Podoboo, this one from Bowser's fortress in Dark Land, but he still tries to flirt with Ignitia if he can.

Name: John
Species: Koopa
Desription: Tall, with brown scales, a blue face and blue shell, with green hair
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 172 pounds, Plit standard
Age: 19
Occupation: Hazard
Backstory: Descended from one of Koopa's old beer buddies, John was born on Earth as a human child. Nothing about his Earth life is known (as he won't tell anyone on Plit), other than the fact that he found a warp pipe in his basement. On Plit, he assumes the Koopa guise described above in order to maintain a low profile. Because of the many Earth scientists out to study his varied strengths, and the Koopa guards who don't like intruders, he is rarely seen. He has been known to swim around Water Land and sunbathe in Desert Land or shop around for milkshakes in the underground malls in Pipe Land, but is never around long enough to speak to. Only Morton Koopa, Jr. ever got to talk to him (guess we know why he's so quiet now, if that was his first Koopa conversation), and Lemmy showed him his Freeze Gun, which scared him off, so it's assumed that he is weak to ice magic and loud noises. He wears mirrored shades when he's outside to protect his eyes from that awful sunlight (unfortunately, it doesn't protect anything else of his, should the thing start swooping down). John runs an agency on Plit that gets Mario characters into Interviews in Lemmy's Land, but he disappears once the deals are finalized...

Name: Chair
Species: ... Must I answer that?
Weight/Height: It's a chair, for cryin' out loud!
Hobbies: ... I actually don't think chairs rather enjoy being say upon, so I can't say that... maybe being left in the summer sunlight makes them happy
Age: Chairs don't age, you incompetant... oh, sorry, did I write that? Been watching Karma's motivational videos again...
(At this point, the author is taken away to be given a slap)
Occupation: Chair
Weakness: Fire
High Point of Day: If Bow forces Lemmy out of his own Interviews, as she never sits the interviewee on him He once said, "Whoever had the idea to make her take over the show, thank DAD she did!
Backstory: He came (well, at least he was built), he saw, he... had Mario's fat &(%* planted on him. And then Ludwig, Karma, Bowser, Wendy, Lemmy... it had to stop after he saw Hot Foot melt his brother, so he took off when Ignitia was about to sit on him. He was gone for a while, but he made it home from a bad exchange in Sky Land.

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