The referee:

The announcer:

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Amazing: Oh, it can't get any better than this! Tonight, an epic battle between a boy and his babysitter! Of course, this isn't just any old boy, it's the amazing- well, I'll let him introduce himself. In the Red Corner, just look at how incredibly fearsome he is, it's Baby Bowser!

Baby Bowser: Roar! No more beddiebye for Bowzie en fwends!

Amazing: Haha! Er... and in the Blue Corner, the master of offensive geometry, the head Magikoopa, Kamek!

Kamek: I shall not lose to a mere child. I am a great Koopa wizard!

Baby Bowser: Baba! Gimme baba!

Kamek: Yes master...

Amazing: This is sure to be an incredible match! Though I hate to delay it, we must now go to Larry for his analysis. Larry?

Larry: Really, do you need it? Kamek is a master magician. Baby Bowser is... a baby. It's no contest.

Amazing: In whose favor?

Larry: Kamek's, of course!

Amazing: Oh, right, of course. Well, let's go to Roy now to find which special tourist is Tourist of the Week.

Roy: The... tourist... of... the...

Amazing: Oh, hurry up already!

Roy: Haha! ... week... is... ... ...

Amazing: Oh come on!

Roy: ... Arim!

Arim: Alright! I worked really hard, and now I won, and I'm glad that Lemmy appreciated my work, and-

Amazing: Shut up! This is all a conspiracy... amazingly pulled off though it may be. Now, let's get to the even more amazing battle! Mastadoom!

Mastadoom: I sense a lot of doom in the air, if this battle takes place.

Amazing: Forget the doom! Just battle!

Mastadoom: I sense that I may be doomed to lose my refereeing position.

Amazing: No one cares!

Mastadoom: You were doomed not to care.

Amazing: I'm doomed to go down there and crush you into dust!

Mastadoom: Fair enough, but first let's battle. Fighters ready?

Kamek: His majesty is finishing his bottle of milk.

Mastadoom: Alright, then we'll wait.

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Amazing: YAGH!!!

Baby Bowser: Done!

Amazing: Why me?

Mastadoom: Alright, now that the fighters are ready... FIGHT!

Kamek: Prepare yourself, young Koopa!

Baby Bowser: Bob-omb, go!

Kamek: Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus!

BOOM!

Baby Bowser: Ack! Ow! No! Oof!

Amazing: An incredible assault! Kamek instantly summoned five spells, the first of which destroyed Bowser's bomb, the rest of which hit the baby himself.

Kamek: Have you had enough, or must I pocus at you at second time?

Baby Bowser: I no give up! Flame Breath!

Kamek: Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus! Hocus pocus!

Baby Bowser: Oh! Yeow! Ahh! Woah! Owhow! ... WAH!!!

Kamek: Oh no! Shh! Stop crying! What if your father sees?

Baby Bowser: WAH!!!

Kamek: Let me see your owchie. Kamek will make it better.

Baby Bowser: ... Pancake Pound!

Kamek: What?!

SLAM!!!

...

Baby Bowser: Me win.

...

Amazing: I... don't believe it! Kamek got in five more blasts because Baby Bowser can't actually breathe fire. Then Baby Bowser tricked his babysitter into coming closer, and then pounded him into a pancake! As I speak, Kamek is stuck to the floor of the ring. Absolutely incredible!

Kamek: Curse my self-sacrificing ways...

Baby Bowser: Curse bad! Pancake Pound!

Kamek: ... I hate my life.

Roy: As will Arim in a minute!

Arim: Wai- BlagadiblagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! End transmission!

Baby Bowser: Me want panacake!

Kamek: ... WAH!!!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.