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Koopa Troopa: His shell is hard, and so is his head. Will he be outwitted? |
Goomba: This messed up fungus is high on himself if you ask me. |
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Koopa Troopa: He has a shell, and since he has no brain, psychic powers shouldn't work on him. |
Waluigi: A wild card. Possibly a weaker but more cunning Wario... or not. Will he be outplayed? |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Roy: Ok, 1... 2...
Kamek: ARRRRGH!!!
Roy: WHAT?!
Kamek: ... Proper... introduction...
Roy: Oh alright, go.
Kamek: Yay. In the Red Corner, it's last week's happy winner, Koopa Troopa!
Koopa: And I'm going to win today too!
Kamek: And in the Blue Corner, it's his opponent for today, here to avenge Wario's lost battle, it's Waluigi!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-heh!
Kamek: Ok, here is Larry for his prediction. Who do think will win, Larry?
Larry: I have analyzed their strengths and weaknesses well.
Kamek: And?
Larry: I came to the conclusion that Waluigi is all weakness and no strength.
Waluigi: Eh heh heh- HEY!
Kamek: So that means you say Koopa Troopa will win?
Larry: Of course.
Kamek: And there you have it folks! Ok, Roy, now we can start.
Roy: 'Bout time. Ready... set-
Waluigi: Double Kick!
Wham! BAM!
Koopa: Ow! OW! He cheated!
Roy: I haven't even started the battle!
Kamek: What a cheater!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-heh! My bad.
Roy: Loser. Ready... set.-
Waluigi: Double Kick!
Wham!
Kamek: Koopa dodges Waluigi's second kick!
Koopa: Oof! Head butt!
Waluigi: Eh heh- OOF!
Kamek: He cheated... AGAIN!
Roy: Yeah. He stinks. But oh well, the battle has started... sorta.
Waluigi: Racket Attack!
WHAM!
Koopa: ARGH!!!
Kamek: Waluigi has used his racket to hit Koopa!
Koopa: He used a weapon! No fair!
Kamek: That's true.
Roy: Eh, you have your shell.
Koopa: Yeah, but...
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-heh! Spinning Racket!
Koopa: Shell Spin!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh- AAUGH!
Kamek: Waluigi has performed a spinning attack with his racket, but Koopa hit him with a shell attack!
Koopa: Shell Spin!
Waluigi: AAUGH!!!
Koopa: Shell Spin!!!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-heh!!!
Kamek: Waluigi has blocked Koopa's attack with his racket!!
Koopa: What the? AHHHH!!!
CRASH!!!
Koopa: Oww...
Kamek: Koopa has crashed against a wall!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-heh! I am the winner!
Koopa: Not yet. Elec-spin!!!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-heh?!
Kamek: Koopa is building up speed and generating electricity!
Waluigi: Eh heh?
Koopa: Go!!!
Waluigi: Eh heh heh-HEHEHEBlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG!!! End transmission!
BZZZZAG!
***TRANSMISSION TERMINATED***
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BZZZZAG!
***TRANSMISSION REINITIATED***
Roy: -you idiot!
Cameraman: Ok, it's on again!
Roy: Yeesh, don't do stupid stuff like that again, will ya? ONLY END TRANSMISSION AFTER THE BATTLE ENDS!
Cameraman: Ok, ok! Enough already! My bad!
Roy: Oh, and Koopa wins.
Koopa: Eh heh heh yourself, Waloser!
Kamek: Well, Koopa electrocuted Waluigi, and he won.
Larry: Um... does that mean I get electrocuted too?
Roy: Um... YES!
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!
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Roy: Yes, NOW you can end the transmission! ... Loser.
The winner:
The loser:
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