Our gang notices a stairwell across the room but there are KOOPA TROOPAs keeping watch and going back and forth in between the pillars.

Iggy: We'll have to get across this room, the troops move there position so we'll hide behind these pillars while they have their backs turned.

Yoshiki: Wow, that's more intelligence then you usually use in a year.

Iggy: Shut up, let's just go!

Three hundred and thirty three tries to get across the room later...

GAME OVER

Player: Dude, this stinks.

Meanwhille, with yet another freaking player...

Iggy hides behind the first pillar. The guards look and move again so Iggy proceeds to the second. Iggy leans on the pillar for a rest.

Crick....

Iggy: Eh?

CRACK SMASH!

The pillar crumbles.

Back with Smash...

Smash: Whoah! Earthquake! Whoah!

Smash flies above his seat.

BOOM!

Smash hangs in zero-gravity for about .3 of a second and then he smashes onto his desk.

Smash: Geez! What is going on tonight?

Ludwig: Uh, oh no!

Smash: What?

Ludwig: I just got this report in! Level 59 has fallen down. Whoah!

Ludwig falls backwards.

Ludwig: The top of this building's hanging on a thread!

Smash: Receptionist! Tell everyone to stay in the front of the building and get a repairman in here!

Back with our heroes...

Iggy and co. climbs from the wreckage.

Iggy: It's amazing! We survived!

Our heroes are now on the 60th floor.

Intercom: Everyone above the 58th floor, please move to the front of the building.

All the KOOPA TROOPA soldiers do so.

Iggy: Ok, well, let's get a security card!

Iggy walks into the pile of KOOPA TROOPA.

Koopa Troopa 1: Oh! How delightful!

Iggy walks out from the group.

Iggy: Ok. I got a security card for floor 61!

Toad: Ok, let's go!

The three go into the glass elevator.

Iggy: What a view!

Iggy pops the security card into the computer terminal and it goes up to floor 61 and stops. They head out into a big room with a nice looking fountain in the middle, which Iggy immediately destroys through... er, improper methods.

Yoshiki: I can't believe you did that.

Iggy: That's Cammi's line.

Koopa Troopa: Dude! You just wrecked the fountain.

The Koopa Troopa tries to get away but it is too late as our heroes pummel him. They rip him up and steal his security card.

Toad: On to level 62!

Our heroes run back into the glass elevator and ride it up to level 62. They insert the card and the door opens. They walk into a floor with a bunch of rooms. There are a bunch of arrows pointing to a room.

Iggy: I think we should go in that room!

Our heroes walk in to see an old hobo organizing some books.

Mayor Regis Philban: Hi! I'm Mayor Regis Philban of Zildjar! I don't really run the town though; Smash really runs the town. All I do is organize books!

Iggy: There's a mayor?

Mayor Regis Philban: Yes! There is an election right now for next year! Look!

Regis Philban points to a TV set. There are a bunch of people screaming.

People: Four more years!

Mayor Regis Philban: Well, anywho, for no apparent reason, if you can guess my password I will give you the security cards for levels 63, 64, and 65! Is it

A- SEPHIROTH

B- BUBBY

C- WOLFMAN JACK SAYS SOMEONE'S AT THE FRONT DOOR!

Or

D- REGIS Philban STINKS?

Iggy: Regis Philban stinks.

Mayor Regis Philban: Is that your final answer?

Iggy: What? Oh, nevermind, I would like to use 50/50.

Regis: Then it's either B or D.

Iggy: I'd like to call in a friend... Yoshiki.

Regis gives Iggy a phone and he calls Yoshiki, who is right next to him.

Yoshiki: Hold on a second, I got a call on my cell phone.

Iggy: Which is the right answer?

Yoshiki: I think it's B.

Iggy: Well I don't so forget you!

Regis: Well?

Iggy: I say D, Regis Philban stinks.

Regis: I'm sorry, that is wrong.

Iggy: Hey! You didn't ask if that was my final answer!

Regis: &*^%(! Ok, is that your final answer?

Iggy: Yes.

Now it is really quiet as the suspense grows.

Yoshiki: Hey, wait a minute...

Regis: I'm sorry, but the answer was B, Bubby.

Iggy: ...

Regis: Whoah boy.

Our heroes pummel Regis and steal his security cards, not to mention a bunch of Gil.

Iggy: I won a million Gil!

Anywho, they go up through the elevator junk again. Blah blah blah... Anywho, once they make it to the next floor they notice it is the employee lounge.

Iggy: Woah! Beds! They actually keep employees over the night to make sure they have no social life! Awesome!

Yoshiki: We have more important things to do then sleep.

Iggy: Zzzzzzzzzz....

Toad shoots Iggy.

Iggy: Ow! I need to sleep! I'm extremely weak!

Toad: No!

They see a candy machine so they knock it over and steal some Butterfingers. Since there's nothing else to do here, they load in the elevator again. They ride it up one level to level 64. Iggy and the crew walk out to see a continuous room with a lot of locked doors in a maze.

Iggy: Oh great.

Computer: Please insert five Gil to try hunt and seek program.

Iggy: Game!

Iggy pops some Gil into the slot.

Computer: You have three keys now, unlock three doors and pick up your prize.

Iggy does so but then accidentally locks himself in and then uses a key to unlock it and then ends up locking himself in again.

Iggy: Well that was a total waste.

Computer: You earned... Squat! Haha! Loser! You stink!

Iggy: Oh yeah?

Iggy tries to hit it but ends up getting electrocuted.

Iggy: Ouch... Hey, I need to use the bathroom!

He runs off without the others.

Iggy: Do not under any circumstances open this door or suffer a horribly graphic death followed by court ruling...

Iggy read this off a door.

Iggy: Restroom!

Iggy smashes the door in and finds a toilet.

Iggy: I will soon have relief... I think I will see if I accidentally locked myself in now.

Iggy bangs on the door.

Iggy: Oops.

Iggy tries to open it.

Iggy: No good! I'm stuck! How can this get any worse?

Then the toilet backs up.

Iggy: Aw, no! I'm gonna drown!

Iggy then sees a vent in the roofing and stands up on the toilet to get up but his leg slips and he ends up getting his foot stuck in the toilet.

Iggy: Aw...

Back with Toad and Yoshiki....

Toad: Ah, let's leave without him.

Toad and Yoshiki load in the elevator and ride it up to floor 65. They put the card in and it opens to another floor of rooms. They walk into the room in the middle to see a model of Zildjar.

Toad: Hmmm, this says, "Put all missing model pieces in to get a prize."

They see many pieces missing.

Toad: ^*&%! We don't have time for this!

Toad walks out and looks at two drink dispensers.

Toad: Hmm, Coke or Pepsi Cola. Though molecularly similar, you must arrive at one choice.

Toad goes through a bunch of Algebra, E-Mc2, and equation type stuff until he reaches a conclusion.

Toad: Surge!

Toad goes over to the Surge machine and gets one. Then he goes back to the room, shakes up the can, pops it open, and tosses it on the model. It splurts all over and sparks get all over the model. Then a security card pops out from the ceiling. Toad picks it up. Then the room catches on fire.

Toad: Guh...

Yoshiki: Um...

They both run into the glass elevator.

Anyways, back with Iggy...

He manages to grab a hold of the vent but then its bottom railing tears out and Iggy ends up falling over the side.

~Snap~

Iggy: That came from my leg, yet I didn't feel it.

Iggy gets up and hops to the glass elevator. He takes it up to the 65th floor. When he gets there he sees Toad and Yoshiki going into the elevator.

Iggy: Hey!

Toad: &*%!

The door closes.

Iggy: Aw &)*^% and he has the security card! Hmmm, I wonder how I knew that...

Toad: Shew, we lost him.

Toad presses the button for floor 66. It goes up there and Toad puts the card in. It opens and they walk into yet another similar floor. Iggy is up there waiting.

Toad: *(^_! How did you get here?

Iggy: I fainted and when I woke up I was up here! After a relatively long flashback...

Toad: Well anyways...

Iggy: I gotta go to the bathroom again.

Toad: Geesh, I thought you just went.

Iggy: No, I got my foot stuck in the toilet, the door was locked, and I broke my leg. I wonder how I got out...

Toad: Well, that's irrelevant to the plot anyhow, but this time we're coming with you.

Iggy: Why?

Toad: Plot development.

Iggy and co. go to the bathroom on the floor after about ten minutes of searching.

Toad: There's a vent in the roof! Let's climb in!

Iggy: Excuse me, I'd like a little privacy for about ten minutes.

Toad: No time!

All three of our heroes climb in the vents and after walking around a bit they find another vent. They look down to see Smash holding a meeting.

Smash: Ok! We're holding a meeting. First off, I would like to remind everybody to stay on the right side off the tower until it is fixed. Also, watch out for big flash bombs and the Northern Lights. Morton, I hear you have a report.

Morton: Yes! The damage, destruction, explosion at Sector 3 will cost, cost, cost us 7 billion Gil.

Smash: &*^&%! &^ no! Curse those commies!

Morton: But sir-

Smash: Sit the heck down!

Ludwig: Calm down sir!

Smash: Shut up!

Suddenly a Bob-omb enters.

Bob-omb: Uh, sir! Uh, what was I gonna say?

Giant Koopa Troopa: I dunno.

Bob-omb: Where did you come from?

Giant Koopa Troopa: Places...

Bob-omb: Oh yeah, what do we do about Cammi? That girl we found.

Then a scientist enters.

Funky Kong: Yo! Wazup! Slap me some skin! Sike!

Bob-omb: This is our scientist?

Funky Kong: S'truth! Living in chilling! In the flesh! Anywho, I'm running some diagnostic type tests n' stuff with her and her mom. No, not the one taking care of her for you dudes in the vents.

Smash: Wa-

Funky Koopa: Anywho, her and her real mommy, Kirby, prove to be 18% different. She is in fact an Ancient. You know, those dudes who lived on this planet a long time ago and who hear voices in their heads, etc. You know, they say they will lead us to the Promised Land. Well, anywho, whatever, C-ya. Forgot what I'm saying dude, I got a total hangover. Keep on trucking!

Funky Kong gives a thumbs up and runs out.

Iggy: Enough with you two! I'm going with the ape!

Toad pushes him back before he jumps out.

Smash: Well anyways, that made completely no sense what so ever. Funky said earlier he was gonna, and I quote, "Get the boogie down with the kitty and the oldies so get on back".

Bob-omb: Um... okay...

Smash: Ok, I will conclude the meeting with this note, "IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.” Smash points his finger to his left and goes all the way around until he's pointed to everybody. Then he walks out without saying a word or talking to anybody. Everybody leaves slowly.

Iggy: Wah!

Iggy, Toad, and Yoshiki fall out of the vents and land on the desk. It breaks.

Voice: Whoops, I left my pen.

Iggy: Crud!

Toad: &^&%!

The doorknob begins to turn.

Voice: Just the simple, easy task of turning the doorknob.

The doorknob jiggles.

Voice: Just a little more...

The doorknob has turned all the way.

Voice: And I push!

The door opens. Smash walks in, gets his pen, and walks out. Our heroes are nowhere to be found. Then they suddenly appear out of nowhere.

Iggy: We escaped through a plot hole by creating one!

Anywho, they steal all the FedEx, pens, and Xerox machines they can carry, and they steal a security card too.

Toad: Onto level 67 where the plot moves on!

They walk out but Smash sees them.

Smash: Hey!

Toad: ^%(!

They drop their looting and run up the stairs. They get up to an automated door. They put the card in and it opens. They walk in. They see Funky Kong walking.

Yoshiki: Let's follow him.

They follow Funky Kong into a research laboratory.

Iggy: Hey, that's...

Iggy is looking through the small looking glass window on a big metal holding tank thing. He looks inside to see a monster. It has no head and it is all morphed into a big mess.

Iggy: So, they've brought her here. Jenova, Sephiroth's-

Suddenly Iggy gets a major migraine in his head.

Iggy: Oh! Iggy falls over but gets himself together.

Toad: &*(%! What the heck is that?

Yoshiki: Look, it's Cammi!

Funky: I am so glad all the mondo fronzos in the hood have come to see the kitty and the oldy go at the thing.

Iggy: You're my role model...

Iggy hugs Funky's leg.

Funky: Get off of me mon'! You freak!

Cammi: Help! Cammi is in a glass tube with a circle inside it. She is banging against the glass.

Toad: What the $#%#%# are you going to do to her foo?

Funky Kong: You'll see ya dude.

Funky Kong pushes a button on his control panel and a warp pipe appears and out of it comes a young man with long blonde hair.

Young Man: Arg! He frothes at his mouth and attacks Cammi.

Cammi: Ahh! Iggy! Help!

Iggy: No way dude!

Young Man: Ar!

Toad: ^*(%&!

Toad fires his gun at the glass tube.

Funky Kong: Aw smushle.

It gets real bright inside the tube.

Iggy: Well, she's dead.

Then the tube door opens.

Funky Kong: Snikes.

The young man jumps out and jumps on Funky Kong. He tears at his neck. Our heroes run around him to the tube. Cammi comes out.

Cammi: Ar! You almost killed me!

Yoshiki: She's obviously delirious! Sedate her!

Toad sticks a syringe in Cammi and she passes out.

Iggy: Hey!

Anyway..

Kid: Nya! Nya!

Funky: Help! Is this what I get for trying to find you mate mon'?

Kid: Grrrrrrr...

Toad: Dude, this is cool!

Toad gets a lawn chair and popcorn. Anywho, a bunch of Smash troops with tazers come in and shock everyone...

Iggy wakes up later in a small cell. He looks through a hole on the left to see the blonde guy and Toad in a cell.

Kid: Hello. I am sorry about before, but I was trying to trick Funky by viciously attacking you.

Iggy: I don't see how that is helpful.

Then Toad pulls out his Gameboy.

Bzzzzzz...

A face appears on his Gameboy's screen.

Machine: Windows Ninety-eight!

Toad: This is a Gameboy foo!

Gameboy: Gameboy Color.

Toad: That's (:?#$@ better!!

Machine: Fool, your ways are irrelevant! Resistance is futile.

Toad: Huh?

Iggy: Must smash.

Machine: Dance rummy!

A machine gun pokes out of the Gameboy Color and aims at Toad's feet.

Toad: Awww :?"(*&!

Toad begins to do a dance of avoiding the bullets.

Gameboy: Now you must die!

A guard begins to walk into the cell.

Soldier: Hey, is this the Cell Donald's Cheap Burgers?

The Gameboy shoots out an AOL free trial disk from its game slot and Toad jumps out of the way. The disc decapitates the soldier.

Toad: What the &^$^$&%$&?!

Iggy: Can I see that?

Toad: Sure foo!

Iggy smashes the Gameboy and throws its remains out in the hall.

Soldier 2: I'll take this junk back to the office.

At the office...

Gameboy Remains: Now you shall die!

Soldiers: No! &%&%^&&%$&!

The Gameboy fritzes out from loss of power.

Soldier: Well thank g-

It explodes.

Back with those guys...

Iggy begins to play solitaire and cheats.

Kid: Hey, doesn't anyone wanna know my name?

Iggy: Not really, you're stupid, irrelevant to the plot, and I don't like you.

The blonde boy starts crying.

Author SS: Hahahaha!

Kid: My name is TMS!

Iggy: I said shut up! Toad?

Toad: I know. Here you are...

Toad sticks a syringe in TMS's back.

TMS: Hey! Oh...

TMS passes out. Iggy takes a nap afterwards. He is then woken up to the sound of Cammi's voice

Cammi: Hey, doesn't anyone care that I'm here too?

Iggy: Not really.

Cammi: Bu- but I'm the reason you came here right? To rescue me?

Iggy: Not really, we planned to throw bricks off the top of the building to see what'd happen to the crowd below.

Toad: Then hock loogies!

Yoshiki: Oh, and we brought a bucket of rocks in case we run out of bricks.

Iggy: That gives me an idea! Give me the bucket!

Yoshiki hands it too him threw the bars. The door to the cell slowly opens.

Guy: Hiya! I'm here to let you guys ou-

Iggy smashes the bucket over his head and takes his keys. Iggy walks out into the main room and sees a lot of blood.

Iggy: Cool! Iggy tries to get some out of the carpet.

Yoshiki: Uh... why is everyone dead?

They look to see that there are no survivors at all.

Toad: Dude, what the &*)% happened?

Cammi: Some one totally trashed this place.

Iggy: Hey! Look!

They see that the dome Jenova was in is smashed open and she is nowhere to be found in it.

Yoshiki: Some one stole that freak?

Iggy: Look! A trail of blood!

There is a trail of blood leading from a victim to up the stairs. The walk up to level 68. Once they get up them they see a room with two glass elevators, a reception table, and two stairways up to the top with blood on them.

Iggy: Blood! Iggy tries to pick it up again.

Yoshiki: Yeesh, this really isn't going that well.

Anywho, a robot shoots upwards from behind the desk.

Automating Receptionist: You can't see the boss now, he's having some heart to heart with some man in a black cape.

Toad: Wow, I sense a long overdone sentence being used.

Yoshiki: It feels like waking up in a sun tan booth.

Iggy: Hmm... this tastes suspiciously like human blood.

Yoshiki: Well, anyway...

Receptionist: Please take a number and wait an average estimate of three thousand years.

Toad chugs a PowerAde at the robot and they proceed up the stairs.

Toad: Smash! I got a bone-

They see Smash's dead body crumpled over his desk with an odd looking sword stuck in his back.

Iggy: Whoa, that was a big plot twist.

Yoshiki goes back to inspect him.

Yoshiki: Well, he's dead. Hey! That's a Masamune Blade!

Iggy: But only Sephiroth can... use that...

Yoshiki: Sephiroth?

Toad sees a fat Koopa Troopa hiding.

Toad: Hey!

Giant Koopa Troopa: Shizzlesticks!

It tries to get out but Toad stops him.

Toad: Hey! What happened? What's your name!

Woody: I'm Woody! I saw everything! A man in a black cape came in and started talking to Smash about the Promised Land or something like that! I saw Sephiroth! I did!

Then the sound of a helicopter is heard.

Woody: Gotta split!

Toad: And we never got to chuck some bricks!

Yoshiki: Scramble!

They all run down the stairs but Iggy stops.

Yoshiki: What are you doing? Come on!

Iggy: I'm staying! I'm going to fight whoever's in the helicopter for the plot's sake!

Cammi: Well that's very noble of you.

They all run off without any further chatting.

Yoshiki: I'm staying here so that you don't have it easy in the next battle!

Toad: Um... how do you know there's going to be a battle?

Yoshiki: Just go.

Toad hits the button in the elevator.

Back with Iggy...

Iggy runs back up to the top floor. He passes Smash's desk and goes outside.

Iggy: &*(%! Who's that?

There is a Koopa on a ball talking to Woody.

Woody: And Sephiroth came and killed Smash!

Lemmy: Hey! Who're ya!

Woody: Shizzles!

Woody jumps off the building into darkness, and nothing more...

Iggy: Uh, yo.

Lemmy: Oh, I see! You're from ERUPTION! Right, I'm Lemmy, Smash's son. Since he's dead I will be the new leader of Smash Inc.

Iggy: Isn't your last name Koopa?

Lemmy: It's Smash!

Iggy: Plus, we look alike.

Lemmy: Shush! Anyways, we are gonna go look for Sephiroth now. Based on what's happened, he is a threat to Smash Inc. and must be exterminated.

Iggy: Not if I can help it!

Lemmy: What? We are on the same side you fool!

Iggy: Quit being so technical.

Back with the others....

Cammi: Let's load on!

Toad: Wait, someone's missing.

Cammi: Um... Did anyone let TMS out?

Toad: Nope.

Cammi: Ok.

They both climb in.

Darn, back with Iggy...

Lemmy: Anyways, I'll have to kill you now.

Iggy: But we're on the same side! You said so!

Lemmy: Now who's being technical?

Lemmy pulls out a double barrel shot gun and shoots Iggy.

Iggy: Ouch... Lemmy: Yeah, well...

Lemmy shoots him again. Iggy dies.

GAME OVER

Player: But there are still four other characters!

PSX: No matter fool! DIE DIE DIE!

Meanwhile, with another ******* [encrypted] player...

Lemmy: Whoops, I missed. Whoa!

Lemmy falls backwards and over the edge into oblivion. Then he comes back up on a helicopter and flies away.

Lemmy: Eh.

Back with Toad and Cammi...

Toad: Hmmm... I wonder if anything weird might happen.

Suddenly a baseball flies threw the glass and shatters it and smacks Cammi upside the head.

Cammi: Ouch.

Cammi collapses.

Toad: Hmmmm...

The other elevator comes down and a baseball shooter comes down the other side.

Baseball Shooter: Prepare to be annihilated!

Toad: Ah shizzles.

The baseball shooter hits Toad right in the groin.

Crick....

Baseball shooter: Ah shizzles.

The glass elevator breaks off over too much weight.

Baseball shooter: I'll be back. Well, actually...

Meanwhile, at the bottom of Smash's HQ...

Daisy: I...made it... yes... almost...

BSHOOOOO!

Back with Toad...

BSHOOOOO!

Toad: Whoah! That's a lot of fire! Hey! Ah shoot!

Then a helicopter with a sniper comes down.

Sniper: I got a clear shot.

Ding!

Toad: Bye!

Toad carries Cammi inside.

Sniper: I guess we should have seen that coming.

Pilot: Whoops.

The helicopter crashes into the side of the Smash building.

Well anyways, when Iggy and Yoshiki get in the elevator.

Iggy: Awwwwwww...

Yoshiki: Not again!

The elevator stalls. It makes a creaking sound.

Speaker: Welcome to Disney's 1000th presentation of the tower of terror!

Iggy: Oops.

The elevator begins to plummet downwards.

Iggy: Hey, tell the others this.

Iggy whispers something in Yoshiki's ear. Then he kicks out the glass cover and jumps out.

Yoshiki: Whoah.

Crick.

Yoshiki: Uh oh... Since the elevator doesn't connect to the 59th floor and under it disconnects.

Yoshiki: Whee!

BOOOM!

It crashes and Yoshiki crawls out from the wreckage. She's on the first floor.

Ding!

The regular elevator opens and Toad and Cammi walk out.

Toad: Where's Iggy? Dead?

Yoshiki: He said something about a toaster pastry and jumped out the side.

Cammi: Yep, that sounds about right.

Toad: Hey, let's hijack that car!

Toad points to a car that is conveniently placed in the Smash building Car Depot. They all hop in.

Meanwhile, with Iggy...

Iggy: Carnage!

Iggy straps on a skull headband and goes down the stairs. He's in a motorcycle he just stole from the 58th floor Smash Car Depot.

Iggy: Whoah!

Iggy's hot pants get caught in the wheel and get ripped off. He's in his underwear, or so we hope since the camera is not angled correctly.

Back with our crew...

Yoshiki: There! VROOOM! The car starts up just as Iggy passes them in a motorcycle in his underwear.

Cammi: Like we didn't see that coming.

They follow him in the cruddy truck and they smash out the first floor window, into air.

Iggy: Whoops, I guess we are on the...

Iggy looks back to see the number 48 on the wall.

Iggy: Well I guess I did get down pretty fast. How did you guys get up so fast?

Yoshiki: I guess I never stopped to see where I crashed.

Toad: Well, we did get out of that boss battle rather quickly.

They look down to see darkness.

Iggy: Hey! I'm flying!

Iggy stretches his arms out.

Iggy: Wheee! Oh!

Iggy hits the ground and his tires explode. He smashes into his handlebars, breaks his ribs and both his arms, swerves, lands sideways on the road, and scrapes his head and his body. He stops right at the end of the street; right ahead of him is a big drop and the edge of Zildjar.

Iggy: There's the way ou... Ow!

Voice: Transformers, robots in disguise!

Iggy: Huh?

Yoshiki grabs Iggy's hand. A giant robot wheels in from the highway.

Robot: Watch me transform!

It transforms into a toaster.

Iggy: Toaster pastry!

Iggy tries to grab it but gets electrocuted.

Robot: Buy the new Transformer toys! Over eight different kinds now available, and at only 5000 Gil a piece. They are very easy to collect!

Iggy: Pastry!

Iggy grabs it with some rubber gloves and throws it off the edge. BOOOM!

Toad: Dude! That, like weighed a ton! How did you do that!

Iggy: Anywho....

*Rumble*

Toad: Uh...

Yoshiki: Look! Yoshiki points up to the Smash building and the top begins to tip over.

Meanwhile, with TMS...

TMS: Zzzzzz.

*Rumble*

TMS: Huh?

TMS rubs his eyes.

TMS: Toad? Hey! My doors open!

TMS runs out into a lobby.

TMS: Whoah!

TMS falls backwards and the force of gravity gets all messed up as he flies through zero gravity.

TMS: Whoah! Fun!

BAM!

TMS gets thrown forwards through the window.

Meanwhile, with our "heroes"...

Toad: Jump! They jump off the dead-end street and land in some dirt.

BAM!

CRAAAASH!

TMS: Ahhhh!

Poof!

TMS lands face first into the dirt. Everyone looks up to see that the top of the building is sitting on the edge of the dead-end street.

TMS: Well... why are we out of Zildjar?

Toad: Beats me, it was sort of an impulse.

Iggy: We have to find Sephiroth!

Cammi: Eh?

Toad: Well, that would give us some extreme plot movement.

Iggy: No, Sephiroth was talking about the Promised Land. And Cammi, you are an Ancient and you are supposed to lead is to the Promised Land.

Cammi: Guh...

Iggy: I think we need to find Sephiroth. I know him and he's up to no good. When I was in KOOPA TROOPA Smash always talked about Neo-Zildjar, a project he was working on. He said he would go to the Promised Land and build a new Zildjar there, because it was very fertile.

Toad: That means more Makeover energy!

Iggy: Exactly! Sephiroth must of known of this, but there's something missing.

Toad: Wait, how do you know Sephiroth?

Iggy: There's no time for that now. Let's go over to the nearest city and get some rest.

Yoshiki: I think that would be Dizzyland!

Iggy: Dizzyland? What kind of a name is that?

Yoshiki: Uh...

Iggy: Well, everyone say goodbye to Zildjar til' Disc 3 and let's get going!

TMS: Goodbye!

Toad backslaps TMS and our heroes walked off into a world where there was an actual sun.

Toad: My retinas!

Everyone's eyes swelled up and they fell over.

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