Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 2: Whomp's Fortress

Star 3: Shoot into the Wild Blue

By Hip

Mario and Luigi jump into the painting of Whomp's Fortress and warp there.

Luigi: Mario, where do you think we should look for the next Star?

Mario: Well, let's look around the pool.

Luigi: Okay.

The Bros. jump up to the shallow pool. Mario sticks his face in the water and looks around.

Luigi: Is that really necessary? The water's two feet deep!

Mario: I-CAN'T-BREATHE!

Luigi pulls Mario's face out of the water.

Mario: Thank-a you!

Luigi: Yeah. Hey, there's a Bob-omb Buddy!

They run to edge of the pool and up to the Bob-omb Buddy.

Bob-omb Buddy: Hi, I'll prepare the cannon for you!

He opens the cannon.

Bob-omb Buddy: Ready for blastoff! Hop into the cannon!

Luigi: Is that all you guys can say?

Bob-omb: More or less. Get used to it.

Mario: I see a Star over there! We can use the cannon to reach it!

Mario points to a Star, which is sandwiched between two horizontal platforms.

Luigi: I'll get it! Watch a pro!

Luigi jumps into the cannon. He aims for the Star but hits a wall and falls down to where the Blue Coin switch is. He presses it and collects some Blue Coins.

Luigi: That wasn't so bad.

Mario shoots out of the cannon and hits the same wall Luigi did.

Mario: No-a fair! You took all the coins!

Luigi: Hey, I got a better idea!

Luigi wall kicks up to the platform with the Star.

Mario: Hey, that's cheating!

Luigi: Explain how!

Mario: Well, the Star is called "Shoot into the Wild Blue", so you're  supposed to use the cannon-

Luigi grabs the Star and we hear the Star music.

Luigi: Here we go!

Mario: -the Star, which is why there's a cannon there in the first place. I mean, onto the next Star!
 

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