Super Mario BROTHERS 64

By Dave Phaneuf

Little Lemmy's Land Qualifier

It's a nice day outside and Mario is at home with Luigi.

Mario: Nice day, ain't it Luigi?

Luigi: Oh yeah.

Mario: What?

Luigi: I said oh yeah.

Mario: Oh.

Just then the mailman comes to deliver the mail.

Mario: Hmm... We've got mail!

Mario goes outside to get the mail. Luigi comes with him.

Mario: Let's see what it says. (reading) Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool. Peach.

Luigi: Oh... cake. Mmm...

Mario: I want that cake.

Luigi: Me too.

Mario: What are you talking about? She only invited me!

Luigi: I want cake too you know!

Mario: Ok ok, sheesh!

Mario and Luigi go into a warp pape and show up at Peach's castle. But it seems a little quiet.

Mario: Hmm...

Suddenly Lakitu comes right in front of him.

Mario and Luigi: Ahh!

Lakitu: Am I that scary?

Luigi: Um...

Mario: I wasn't scared.

Lakitu: Sure...

Mario: ...

Lakitu: Anyway, I am here to film your adventure, Mario.

Mario: Huh?

Lakitu: Just go into the castle!

Mario: Ok.

Mario and Luigi go into the castle. Nothing happens.

Luigi: Well...

Lakitu: Wait for it.

Twenty minutes later...

Mario: Zzz...

Luigi: Boooorrrrinng.

Lakitu: I don't get it. He should've said something by now.

Go to wherever Bowser is with the princess.

Bowser: Zzz...

Princess: Mario is there!

Bowser: Huh? What?! Oh geez, I'm late.

Back to where Mario, Luigi, and Lakitu are...

Mario: That's it, I'm leaving!


Luigi: Oh no!

Mario: Looks like here we go!

Mario and Luigi walk around the castle and find a see-through Mushroom person.

Luigi: Look!

The Mushroom person becomes solid when they get close.

Mario: Cool!

Toad: Please don't do that. It's annoying!

Mario: Ok.

Luigi: Why are you here?

Toad: I'm here to tell you that Bowser has kidnapped the princess again.

Luigi: Figures.

Toad: The only way to get to her, Mario, is to get those Power Stars.

Mario: Me?

Mushroom Person: Yes you! Huh? What's Luigi doing here?

Luigi: I wanted cake too!

Toad: But only Mario is supposed to go on this adventure.

Luigi: Not according to the script.

Luigi shows Toad the title of the script.

Toad: I guess you're right.

Mario: Are we going or what?!

Toad: Yup! Hope you're ready for adventure.

Mario and Luigi: Oh yeah!

Toad: Then away you go!


You are about to read the tale of Mario 64... but with Luigi added to it. Further down on this page you will find links to all of the Stars and a few other important parts of the game. How will Mario and Luigi manage to find all the Stars and save Peach? Read on and fill in!

A Note from Lemmy: At one time, this story was left largely empty, and readers were asked to fill in the tale themselves, following a few basic guidelines. All of the episodes have been filled in, so now you're free to read the entire tale. You will find that different episodes have been written by different people, so there are a lot of different styles here. Don't give up after reading one or two episodes. Just like you would want to complete the game, so to should you give this whole epic a shot. Enjoy.


Course 1 : Bob-omb Battlefield

1. Big Bob-omb on the Summit
2. Footrace with Koopa the Quick
3. Shoot to the Island in the Sky
4. Find the Eight Red Coins
5. Mario Wings to the Sky
6. Behind Chain Chomp's Gate
7. 100 Coins

Course 2: Whomp's Fortress

1. Chip off Whomp's Block
2. To the Top of the Fortress
3. Shoot into the Wild Blue
4. Red Coins on the Floating Isle
5. Fall Onto the Caged Island
6. Blast Away the Wall
7. 100 Coins

Course 3: Jolly Roger Bay

1. Plunder in the Sunken Ship
2. Can the Eel Come Out to Play?
3. Treasure in the Ocean Cave
4. Red Coins in the Ship Afloat
5. Blast to the Stone Pillar
6. Through the Jet Stream
7. 100 Coins

Course 4: Cool, Cool Mountain

1. Slip Slidin' Away
2. Lil' Penguin Lost
3. Big Penguin Race
4. Frosty Slide for Eight Red Coins
5. Snowman's Lost his Head
6. Wall Kicks Will Work
7. 100 Coins

Course 5: Big Boo's Haunt

1. Go on a Ghost Hunt
2. Ride Big Boo's Merry-go-round
3. Secret of the Haunted Books
4. Seek the Eight Red Coins
5. Big Boo's Balcony
6. Eye to Eye in the Secret Room
7. 100 Coins

Course 6: Hazy Maze Cave

1. Swimming Beast in the Cavern
2. Elevate for Eight Red Coins
3. Metal-Head Mario Can Move
4. Navigating the Toxic Maze
5. A-maze-ing Emergency Exit
6. Watch for Rolling Rocks
7. 100 Coins

Course 7: Lethal Lava Land

1. Boil the Big Bully
2. Bully the Bullies
3. Eight-coin Puzzle with 15 Pieces
4. Red-Hot Log Rolling
5. Hot Foot it into the Volcano
6. Inside the Volcano
7. 100 Coins

Course 8: Shifting Sand Land

1. In the Talons of the Big Bird
2. Shining Atop the Pyramid
3. Inside the Ancient Pyramid
4. Stand Tall on the Four Pillars
5. Free Flying for Eight Red Coins
6. Pyramid Puzzle
7. 100 Coins

Course 9: Dire, Dire Docks

1. Board Bowser's Sub
2. Chests in the Current
3. Pole-Jumping for Red Coins
4. Through the Jet Stream
5. The Manta Ray's Reward
6. Collect the Caps
7. 100 Coins

Course 10: Snowman's Land

1. Snowman's Big Head
2. Chill with the Bully
3. In the Deep Freeze
4. Whirl from the Freezing Pond
5. Shell Shreddin' for Red Coins
6. Into the Igloo
7. 100 Coins

Course 11: Wet-Dry World

1. Shocking Arrow Lifts!
2. Top o' the Town
3. Secrets in the Shallow and Sky
4. Express Elevator- Hurry Up!
5. Go to Town for the Red Coins
6. Quick Race Through Downtown
7. 100 Coins

Course 12: Tall, Tall Mountain

1. Scale the Mountain
2. Mystery of the Monkey Cage
3. Scary Shrooms, Red Coins
4. Mysterious Mountainside
5. Breathtaking View from the Bridge
6. Blast to the Lonely Mushroom
7. 100 Coins

Course 13: Tiny-Huge Island

1. Pluck the Piranha Flower
2. The Tip Top of the Huge Island
3. Rematch with Koopa the Quick
4. Five Itty Bitty Secrets
5. Wiggler's Red Coins
6. Make Wiggler Squirm
7. 100 Coins

Course 14: Tick Tock Clock

1. Roll into the Cage
2. The Pit and the Pendulums
3. Get a Hand
4. Stomp on the Thwomp
5. Timed Jumps on the Moving Bars
6. Stop Time for Red Coins
7. 100 Coins

Course 15: Rainbow Ride

1. Cruiser Crossing the Rainbow
2. The Big House in the Sky
3. Coins Amassed in a Maze
4. Swingin' in the Breeze
5. Tricky Triangles
6. Somewhere Over the Rainbow
7. 100 Coins

Castle Secret Stars (Star names made up)

1. Don't fall off Peach's Slide!
2. 21-second Slide Race
3. Eight Soggy Red Coins
4. Find the Eight Red Coins in the Dark
5. Flyin' High for Red Coins
6. Toad's Shining Gift
7. Sink Down for Red Coins
8. Invisible Mario, Visible Coins
9. Catch that Rabbit!
10. Eight Red Hot Coins
11. Toad Comes Through Again
12. Return of the Annoying Rabbit
13. Wings, Cannons, Red Coins
14. A Final Gift
15. The Last Eight Coins

Other Quests

1. Wing Atop the Big Red Switch
2. Bowser in the Dark World
3. Sneak to the Big Blue Switch
4. Avoid the Current, Hit the Big Green Switch
5. Bowser in the Fire Sea
6. Bowser in the Sky
7. Peach Rescued
8. Mario Meets Yoshi
9. BIG Big Penguin Race


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