Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Castle Secret Stars

Star 9: Catch that Rabbit!

By Arim

Mario and Luigi are just exiting a certain lava portrait when they spot a certain rabbit.

Mario: What's that, Luigi?

Luigi: Beats me, should we ask him?

Mario: Yes, let's.

As the Mario Bros. get near the rabbit, the rabbit darts off at high speed.

Mario: WHA!

Luigi: Hmm...

Mario: Catch it!

Luigi: Why? He hasn't done any harm...

Mario: Because I say so! Grr... I feel he has something important.

Luigi: *sigh* Ok.

The Mario Bros. chase the rabbit for half an hour but to no avail.

Mario: He's too fast.

Luigi: *huff, puff... wheeze* I´m no good at running!

Mario: We have to use strategy!

Luigi: Congrats Ludwig!

Mario: Wha? Anyway, you wait for him in front of that desert portrait.

Luigi: But there's no portrait! It's just a wall leading to a desert world!

Mario: Wall, portrait, same thing.

Luigi: Ok, I´ll wait here.

Mario: Alright! When the rabbit comes, get it!

Luigi: Ok! Get on with it!

Mario chases the rabbit again. When the rabbit gets close to Luigi it gasps.

Rabbit: *GASP* These mindless fools used strategy!

The rabbit darts between Luigi´s legs and does a beautiful backflip to land on Luigi's head, then darts
super fast away from them.

Mario: Nooooo... (slow motion)

Mario lunges at the the rabbit (in slow motion) with all his might, and manages to grab it. He falls face-first in the ankle-deep water on the basement floor.

Mario: Glub... I... glub... got it! Glub... Ugh, this water tastes bad.

Rabbit: Ok! I give! Uncle! Take the Star and don´t hold me too tight! I have a date you know!

Luigi: Star?

The Star music plays as a Star comes out of the rabbit.

Rabbit: OOF! Lemme go you bully!

Mario: Goodbye lil' rabbit!

Luigi: The Star is mine!

Mario: NO! It's mine because you didn´t help me one bit!

Mario kicks Luigi in the face and gets the Star.

Mario: Here we go!

Luigi: Ow! You didn´t have to do that!

Mario: Onto the next Star!
 

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