Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 4: Cool, Cool Mountain

Star 2: Lil' Penguin Lost

By Arim

Mario and Luigi are just outside the Cool, Cool Mountain world.

Mario: Let’s go inside, Luigi.

Luigi enters the painting.

Mario: At least answer me…

Mario enters the painting. They find themselves atop Cool, Cool Mountain.

Luigi: Let’s go down the mountain!

Mario: Well, I don’t know…

Luigi: Aw, c’mon!

Luigi goes down the mountain.

Mario: Well, I have a better route.

Mario goes to an almost completely destroyed bridge to the right and teleports all the way down the mountain. Meanwhile, Luigi is sliding down the mountain…

Luigi: Whoaowowow!!!

Luigi turns left and accidentally falls down the mountain to the snow down below. He hits the snow and is buried halfway into it because of the impact.

Luigi: Ow…

Luigi gets out of the snow and runs past the bottom half of a snowman to a bridge with two small snowmen jumping on it.

Luigi: This’ll be easy.

Luigi runs across the bridge at full speed but gets hit three times by the snowmen, then he gets hit by a
snowball and falls down to a huge penguin.

Mario: Luigi, what took you so long?

Luigi: No… fair…

Penguin: Help me! My baby is lost. Please find my poor baby! Boohoo…

Mario: Sure Mrs. Penguin, we’ll find your baby.

Penguin: Oh thank you so much! You don’t know how much this means to me! Now HOP TO IT!!!

Luigi: Hey, Mario. I see the little penguin up there on top of that building!

Mario: I’ll get it.

Mario climbs the wooden building-like thing and retrieves the baby penguin. He comes back down and gives him to Mrs. Penguin. She slaps him really hard.

Mario: Ow! What was that for?

Penguin: This is not my baby! My baby is far prettier than this! Go find him NOW!

Luigi: Ok, ok, jeez.

Mario: Let’s look for him!

They retrace their steps and look all over for the baby. Well, technically not ALL over.

Luigi: *pant pant* Mario, this is not the way to look for something. We have to look from the beginning.

Mario: Ok! Let’s die!

Mario tosses himself down a cliff.

Luigi: No, Mario! We don’t have to-

Luigi catches Mario by the hand but Mario’s weight pulls him down.

Luigi: FuungAW! Lay off the pasta!

Luigi can’t take it anymore and plummets to his doom with Mario. Soon, they fall out of the painting.

Mario and Luigi: Ow! Mama mia!

Luigi: We didn’t have to do THAT.

Mario: Whatever. Let’s go back inside and look for that penguin from top to bottom.

Mario and Luigi enter the painting.

Mario: Luigi, you start looking inside that cabin, you know, the slide. I’ll carefully look from here to the bottom of the mountain, and we’ll meet in front of Mrs. Penguin.

Luigi: Ok.

Luigi jumps to the cabin’s chimney, but when ie was just about to go down the chimney he grabs the
edge and calls out to Mario.

Luigi: Mario! I found it!!

Mario: What?!

Luigi: Up here!

Mario quickly jumps to the chimney and sees that the baby penguin is walking at the top of a small cliff in front of them.

Mario: Good, Luigi. I’ll get it.

Luigi: Ok.

Mario grabs the penguin and goes to the almost completely destroyed bridge. He teleports.

Luigi: Hey! You didn’t tell me about that!

Luigi teleports too. When he gets to Mrs. Penguin, Mario has already given her the baby.

Penguin: Oh thank you very much! I will give you this Star as thanks.

The star hovers in the air and Luigi grabs it.

Luigi: Here we go!

Mario: … On to the next Star.
 

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