Mario and Luigi are just outside the Cool, Cool Mountain world.
Mario: Let’s go inside, Luigi.
Luigi enters the painting.
Mario: At least answer me…
Mario enters the painting. They find themselves atop Cool, Cool Mountain.
Luigi: Let’s go down the mountain!
Mario: Well, I don’t know…
Luigi: Aw, c’mon!
Luigi goes down the mountain.
Mario: Well, I have a better route.
Mario goes to an almost completely destroyed bridge to the right and teleports all the way down the mountain. Meanwhile, Luigi is sliding down the mountain…
Luigi: Whoaowowow!!!
Luigi turns left and accidentally falls down the mountain to the snow down below. He hits the snow and is buried halfway into it because of the impact.
Luigi: Ow…
Luigi gets out of the snow and runs past the bottom half of a snowman to a bridge with two small snowmen jumping on it.
Luigi: This’ll be easy.
Luigi runs across the bridge at full
speed but gets hit three times by the snowmen, then he gets hit by a
snowball and falls down to a huge penguin.
Mario: Luigi, what took you so long?
Luigi: No… fair…
Penguin: Help me! My baby is lost. Please find my poor baby! Boohoo…
Mario: Sure Mrs. Penguin, we’ll find your baby.
Penguin: Oh thank you so much! You don’t know how much this means to me! Now HOP TO IT!!!
Luigi: Hey, Mario. I see the little penguin up there on top of that building!
Mario: I’ll get it.
Mario climbs the wooden building-like thing and retrieves the baby penguin. He comes back down and gives him to Mrs. Penguin. She slaps him really hard.
Mario: Ow! What was that for?
Penguin: This is not my baby! My baby is far prettier than this! Go find him NOW!
Luigi: Ok, ok, jeez.
Mario: Let’s look for him!
They retrace their steps and look all over for the baby. Well, technically not ALL over.
Luigi: *pant pant* Mario, this is not the way to look for something. We have to look from the beginning.
Mario: Ok! Let’s die!
Mario tosses himself down a cliff.
Luigi: No, Mario! We don’t have to-
Luigi catches Mario by the hand but Mario’s weight pulls him down.
Luigi: FuungAW! Lay off the pasta!
Luigi can’t take it anymore and plummets to his doom with Mario. Soon, they fall out of the painting.
Mario and Luigi: Ow! Mama mia!
Luigi: We didn’t have to do THAT.
Mario: Whatever. Let’s go back inside and look for that penguin from top to bottom.
Mario and Luigi enter the painting.
Mario: Luigi, you start looking inside that cabin, you know, the slide. I’ll carefully look from here to the bottom of the mountain, and we’ll meet in front of Mrs. Penguin.
Luigi: Ok.
Luigi jumps to the cabin’s chimney,
but when ie was just about to go down the chimney he grabs the
edge and calls out to Mario.
Luigi: Mario! I found it!!
Mario: What?!
Luigi: Up here!
Mario quickly jumps to the chimney and sees that the baby penguin is walking at the top of a small cliff in front of them.
Mario: Good, Luigi. I’ll get it.
Luigi: Ok.
Mario grabs the penguin and goes to the almost completely destroyed bridge. He teleports.
Luigi: Hey! You didn’t tell me about that!
Luigi teleports too. When he gets to Mrs. Penguin, Mario has already given her the baby.
Penguin: Oh thank you very much! I will give you this Star as thanks.
The star hovers in the air and Luigi grabs it.
Luigi: Here we go!
Mario: … On to the next Star.