Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 8: Shifting Sand Land

Star 4: Stand Tall on the Four Pillars

By Mario64

Mario and Luigi jump into the dead end in the basement maze for the fourth time.

Luigi: C'mon, Mario, let's go look for another Power Star.

Mario: The title says "Stand Tall on the Four Pillars", so let's stand on the four pillars and see what happens.

Luigi: Ok.

Luigi goes to a pillar and approaches it when...

Luigi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

A tornado comes out of the quicksand and gets Luigi!

Mario: I think I'll get those two pillars and you get the others.

Luigi: *sigh* Ok...

Mario triple jumps to the top of the platform next to him and gets the Wing Cap. With luck, Mario makes it to a pillar. But then a Fly Guy tries to get him.

Fly Guy: Prepare to burn!

Mario: Begone!

Mario stomps on the Fly Guy, then flies over to the other pillar sorrounded by toxic sand.

Luigi: There pillars look easy to get on.

Luigi stands tall on the other two pillars and the pyramid's peak breaks.

Mario and Luigi: Wow!

Mario flies over to the hole. His Wing Cap runs out but he makes it just in time.

Luigi: I think i'll take the entrance.

Luigi goes to the ground-floor entrance, but a tornado comes up again!

Luigi: (Oh boy.) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Luigi enters in the pyramid. Meanwhile, Mario is in the cage and heading into Eyerok's tomb.

Luigi: Wait for me!

Luigi gets on the cage successfully and goes in with him.

Mario: Luigi, look! A stone sofa!

Luigi: Mario, NOOOOOO!

The brick turns into two hands.

Eyerok: WHO DARE DISTURBS US?! NOW BATTLE, HAND TO HAND!!!

Mario: I'll take one hand, you take the other.

Luigi: Ok.

Mario punches one hand three times and Luigi punches the hand two times. Then it pushes him off!

Luigi: HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLP!

Mario: YOU MADE MY BROTHER LOSE A LIFE!!! NOW I"M MAD!!!

Mario kicks the eye and puts Eyerok to rest.

Eyerok: YOU SO STRONG! YOU RULE ANCIENT PYRAMID FOR TODAY. WE SLEEP NOW...

A Star appears and Mario gets it.

Mario: Here we go!

Luigi makes his way back to the tomb.

Luigi: What'd I miss?

Mario: I rule the pyramid! For today...

Luigi: (looking extremely grumpy) NOT FAIR!

Mario: On to the next Star!
 

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