Mario and Luigi materialize in Snowman's Land. Mario runs up to the sign right in front of them.
"Running around in circles makes some badguys roll their eyes."
Mario: I wonder what this me-
Luigi: HELP!!!
Luigi is being pelted with snowballs by a snowman about the same size as Mario. Mario rushes up to the snowman and kicks him, but bounces off him. Luigi is now buried in snow up to his neck.
Mario: AHA! I KNOW WHAT THAT SIGN MEANT!
Mario starts running round in circles around the snowman.
Luigi: What are yo-
*SPLAT*
Luigi: STOP IT!!!
Mario realizes the snowman isn't paying attention to him so he pokes the snowman hard in the head. The snowman turns around and gets ready to chuck a snowball at Mario when Mario starts to run around the snowman.
Snowman: Ahh, I'm getting diiizzz...
The snowman falls over sideways and crumbles into the snow, producing three coins. Mario digs Luigi out of the snow.
Luigi: (shivering) Brrr... thankssss Mario...
Mario: The title said "Chill with the Bully", so maybe we should go to that freezing pond to "chill".
Luigi: I'm already past chilling and into freezing... but ok...
The pair head over to the freezing pond and notice something big moving on the platform above.
Mario: What's that?
Luigi: It looks like a ball... I can't see properly from down here.
Luigi runs up onto a ledge adjacent to the floating platform.
Luigi: (shouting) HI! WHO ARE YOU?
Spherical Creature: GET LOST, THIS IS MY PLATFORM!!!
Luigi: Geez, touchy...
Mario: Hey Luigi! I think this may be the bully!
Luigi: Maybe so! Come up here and take a look!
Mario runs up to the ledge.
Mario: Woah! He's ugly!
Spherical Creature: %$^£^$£!
Mario: Yea, Luigi, this is the Bully, let's fight him!
Luigi: WHAT?!
Mario: Well he probably has a Star, so we need to get it off him!
Luigi: Ok... Fine... Let's just do it quickly, I'm freezing!
Mario and Luigi jump on the floating platform above the freezing pond.
Bully: GET OFF! THIS IS MY PLATFORM!
Mario: NO!
Bully: Fine then! I'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE YOU GET OFF!!!
The Bully rams right into Luigi, knocking him backwards off the platform and into the pond.
Luigi: AAIIIEE!!! THIS IS COOOOOLD!!!
Luigi "bounces" back from the pond onto the platform, shivering.
Luigi: Brr. Marrrrio... it's coooold in therrrre... Marrrrio?
When Luigi fell into the pond, Mario jumped on the Bully and grabbed onto the spike on his head.
Bully: GET OFF ME NOW!!!
Mario: GIVE US THE STAR!
Bully: You'll have to defeat me first! NOW GET OFF MY PLATFORM!!!
Mario: You're confusing me... How are we supposed to defeat you if we have to get off your platform?
The Bully ignores Mario and starts trying to shake him off. Luigi runs up to the Bully and kicks him in the face. He jumps back and slips, landing on his backside. Mario is jerked backwards and falls off the platform, but manages to hang on with one hand.
Bully: GRR! YOU'LL PAY!
The Bully runs over to Mario and is about to stomp on his hand when Luigi runs up and does a ninja kick into the side of the Bully. He is so shocked by this surprise attack that he slips and falls sideways, only to slide along the ice, off the platform, do a half somersault in the air, and fall head-first into the freezing pond. Luigi carefully goes to Mario and helps him up.
Bully: NOOO!!!
The Bully sinks and a Star comes out of the pond.
Mario: DIBS!!!
Luigi: Too late!
Luigi makes a dash for the Star but Mario trips him up and Luigi slips and falls into the pond. Mario grabs the Star and does the Star Dance.
Mario: Way to go! Onto the next Star!
Luigi: AIIIIEEEE! COOOLLDDD!!!