Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 3: Jolly Roger Bay

Star 4: Red Coins in the Ship Afloat

By Dave Phaneuf

Mario and Luigi jump into the painting and end up in Jolly Roger Bay once again.

Mario: What's next on the list?

Luigi: You're asking me?

Mario: No... I'm asking Santa Claus... Yes I'm asking you!

Luigi: Um... Well, we could get the red coins.

Mario: Ok then. I take top, you take-

Luigi: I don't think so!

Mario: But-

Luigi: No way I'm I going near that eel!!!

Mario: Geez! What are you so worried about?

Luigi: Losing my life!

Mario: We have plenty of those!

Luigi: So?

Mario: ...

Luigi heads for the pole near the Bob-omb Buddy, climbs it, and grabs the red coin.

Mario: When we collect 100 coins he's going under.

Mario heads underwater for the nearest clam. It opens, revealing a red coin, and Mario grabs it. He then heads for the clam near the ship. It opens and he grabs the red coin. He then heads deeper underwater and grabs the red coin when the clam opens near the jet stream. He heads back up to meet Luigi and grabs the red coin that the clam reveals near the shore. They meet beside the ! switch.

Mario: I've got four.

Luigi: I've got one.

Mario: That makes five, but where are the other three?

Luigi: Look! On the ship!

Mario: I see them! But how do we get there?

Luigi: Let's try the switch.

Luigi presses the switch and a bunch of blocks appear near the platforms where the ship is, making a path to the ship.

Mario: Let's-a go!

They make their way to the ship. Mario makes it, but the last block disappears just as Luigi was about to jump on and Luigi falls into the water.

Luigi: Yikes! Eel-inhabited water!!!

Mario: Oie...

Luigi swims back at a speed that could compete in the Olympics, presses the switch, and makes his way to the ship.

Luigi: I'm here!

Mario: Luigi, look out!

Luigi: For what?!

A box slides toward Luigi and squishes him.

Luigi: Ouch...

Mario: That had to hurt.

Mario heads up on top of the ship and grabs the two red coins. Luigi grabs the one at the bottom. The Star appears. Mario grabs it and does the Star Dance.

Mario: Here we go!

Luigi: On to the next-

The box squishes Luigi again.

Luigi: ... Star. Ouch.
 

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