Super Mario BROTHERS 64

Started by Dave Phaneuf

Course 3: Jolly Roger Bay

Star 2: Can the Eel Come Out to Play?

By Dane Bond

Mario and Luigi enter Jolly Roger Bay.

Luigi: So, where should we look next?

Mario: There’s probably a lot of Etars under the water.

Luigi: No! Not under the water! What about the eel?!

Mario: Don’t be such a baby! There’s no eel!

Luigi: Remember last time we entered this place?

Mario: That was fifteen minutes ago.

Luigi: So the eel's probably still here!

Mario and Luigi begin acting like The Three Stooges for an hour.

Mario: Listen, we’ll play the Koopa Trading Card Game. Loser has to go underwater to look for Stars.

Luigi: Fine.

They shuffle the decks and draw seven cards.

Luigi: I play a Super Koopa and a Microgoomba.

Mario: I play a Cheep-Cheep, a Foundation, three Water Eneries, and a Supply Line.

3 hours, 37 minutesm and 2 seconds later…

Mario: And I use Big Bertha’s Dinner Time on your Goomba in Desert Land.

Luigi: Then I… oh crud! I don’t have any more cards in the play area! I need to put ‘em in a corner land... There are no empty corner lands! I lose! NO!!!!

Mario: Under the water for you!

Luigi: (Mumble mumble.)

Luigi dives under the water and swims around. He notices the eel.

Luigi: !!!

Luigi wims to the beach and gets out of the water.

Mario: What did you find?

Luigi: Big… giant… eel… I DON’T WANNA GO UNDERWATER!

Mario: (What a big baby.) I’ll play you Koopa Trading Cards again.

They play for another 4 hours, 7, minutes and 43 seconds.

Luigi: I’m out of cards!

Mario: Let’s see, you own Grass Land, Desert Land, and Water Land while I own Dark Land and Giant Land. I beat you by one point!

Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Mario: Get under the bleepin’ water already!

Luigi dives under the water and searches for the Stars. He doesn't look where he’s going and swims into the eel’s side.

Luigi: !!!

Eel: $#^!@%@^%^$$%#@%!%%##@!!$*&%#!!!

Luigi: (AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)

Luigi swims away from the eel but notices the Star on the end of it’s tail.

Luigi: (YES!)

Luigi grabs the Star and swims back to the beach.

Mario: You found the Star! Good going bro!

Luigi: I got us another Star, but next time we enter this world,  I’m bringing my SMAAASH Koopa Trading Card deck!

Mario: On to the next Star!
 

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