Mario and Luigi enter Jolly Roger Bay.
Luigi: So, where should we look next?
Mario: There’s probably a lot of Etars under the water.
Luigi: No! Not under the water! What about the eel?!
Mario: Don’t be such a baby! There’s no eel!
Luigi: Remember last time we entered this place?
Mario: That was fifteen minutes ago.
Luigi: So the eel's probably still here!
Mario and Luigi begin acting like The Three Stooges for an hour.
Mario: Listen, we’ll play the Koopa Trading Card Game. Loser has to go underwater to look for Stars.
Luigi: Fine.
They shuffle the decks and draw seven cards.
Luigi: I play a Super Koopa and a Microgoomba.
Mario: I play a Cheep-Cheep, a Foundation, three Water Eneries, and a Supply Line.
3 hours, 37 minutesm and 2 seconds later…
Mario: And I use Big Bertha’s Dinner Time on your Goomba in Desert Land.
Luigi: Then I… oh crud! I don’t have any more cards in the play area! I need to put ‘em in a corner land... There are no empty corner lands! I lose! NO!!!!
Mario: Under the water for you!
Luigi: (Mumble mumble.)
Luigi dives under the water and swims around. He notices the eel.
Luigi: !!!
Luigi wims to the beach and gets out of the water.
Mario: What did you find?
Luigi: Big… giant… eel… I DON’T WANNA GO UNDERWATER!
Mario: (What a big baby.) I’ll play you Koopa Trading Cards again.
They play for another 4 hours, 7, minutes and 43 seconds.
Luigi: I’m out of cards!
Mario: Let’s see, you own Grass Land, Desert Land, and Water Land while I own Dark Land and Giant Land. I beat you by one point!
Luigi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: Get under the bleepin’ water already!
Luigi dives under the water and searches for the Stars. He doesn't look where he’s going and swims into the eel’s side.
Luigi: !!!
Eel: $#^!@%@^%^$$%#@%!%%##@!!$*&%#!!!
Luigi: (AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
Luigi swims away from the eel but notices the Star on the end of it’s tail.
Luigi: (YES!)
Luigi grabs the Star and swims back to the beach.
Mario: You found the Star! Good going bro!
Luigi: I got us another Star, but next time we enter this world, I’m bringing my SMAAASH Koopa Trading Card deck!
Mario: On to the next Star!